Punk Scrum Thread II: Punk terminated from AEW

[Facetious]

Aug 27, 2023 18:06:24 GMT -5 Richard said:

Aug 27, 2023 17:41:12 GMT -5 XIII said:

CM Punk: bringing toxic locker rooms back since 2022.

Nah, he's trying to end them and advance the business. He's just using nukes to do so.




(Do you know how hard it was to write that without using Dynamite, TNT, or pipebombs as the explosive?)

I would have respected it a lot more with heavy puns! Lol

[Kalmia]

Aug 27, 2023 18:13:43 GMT -5 mo said:

They need to bring back Brawl for All or something, let these dudes release all their frustration or whatever.

Remember that Simpsons episode in season one when all of the Simpsons family are hooked into a shock therapy machine? They should do that with the entire roster.

[Chiral]

The tone of the posts like "Punk doesn't have any problems beating up these loser nerds" is gross

[chazraps]

Aug 27, 2023 18:02:03 GMT -5 mrpeacock said:

Aug 27, 2023 17:59:25 GMT -5 chazraps said:

That's because they know if anyone tries to lay hands on Punk it will jeopardize their careers, not just because Punk's able to get by without consequence, but because physically fighting at the workplace is something actual mature adults do not do.

Punk knows that nobody will try to fight him for those reasons and those reasons only, which allows him to pretend to be an physically intimidating "Fighter" when in practice he can't fight for shit.

It seems like the Bucks tried to come at him and came up on the short end of the stick and it wasn’t because they were afraid of his power over them.

No it doesn't. Again, after Punk at the scrum said word for word that his door was open for anyone to come talk to him, the Bucks got both the head of talent relations AND the head of legal to go speak with him.

If you're going to "Come at" someone, you don't get HR and Legal first.

[chazraps]

Aug 27, 2023 18:14:56 GMT -5 MiLB Fan said:

Aug 27, 2023 18:10:11 GMT -5 chazraps said:

AEW: "Punk, can you please not engage in petty needless fights with your co-workers?"

Punk:

Or ….

I was moreso posting as the mention of "Double X" gave me a chance to post a song by the oft-overlooked Double X Posse, but I appreciate any and all times a Hall and Oates song can be posted.

Sounds like the locker room needs to read up on a certain method...

[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

Aug 27, 2023 18:16:16 GMT -5 Chiral said:

The tone of the posts like "Punk doesn't have any problems beating up these loser nerds" is gross

once you realize most of these people live vicariously through him the wild ass takes make a lot more sense

[Facetious]

Aug 27, 2023 18:16:16 GMT -5 Chiral said:

The tone of the posts like "Punk doesn't have any problems beating up these loser nerds" is gross

My favorite was that Jack Perry should not have been upset that Punk leaked their argument so it's all Jack's fault that the fight happened

[jb80]

Aug 27, 2023 18:16:16 GMT -5 Chiral said:

The tone of the posts like "Punk doesn't have any problems beating up these loser nerds" is gross

He's trying to run a business here.

[mo]

Aug 27, 2023 18:10:11 GMT -5 chazraps said:

Aug 27, 2023 16:41:28 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

The DOUBLE X to make it look more like a porn title

AEW: "Punk, can you please not engage in petty needless fights with your co-workers?"

Punk:

Only song from them know but a classic for sure. One of those “only know it because of the free SiriusXM week” songs lol

[Kalmia]

No conversation in pro wrestling makes me roll my eyes harder than discussions about who could legitimately beat who. Who the f*** cares? Whether someone has never had a legit fight in their life or has won 1,000 makes no difference - they all make a living out of pro wrestling.

[AndyUK]

They’re all a bunch of kids that in the wrong. It’s not just Punk.

[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

Aug 27, 2023 18:26:37 GMT -5 Kalmia said:

No conversation in pro wrestling makes me roll my eyes harder than discussions about who could legitimately beat who. Who the f*** cares? Whether someone has never had a legit fight in their life or has won 1,000 makes no difference - they all make a living out of pro wrestling.

Okay but who would win if they both had hammers.

[Kalmia]

Aug 27, 2023 18:31:03 GMT -5 UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm said:

Aug 27, 2023 18:26:37 GMT -5 Kalmia said:

No conversation in pro wrestling makes me roll my eyes harder than discussions about who could legitimately beat who. Who the f*** cares? Whether someone has never had a legit fight in their life or has won 1,000 makes no difference - they all make a living out of pro wrestling.

Okay but who would win if they both had hammers.

I'm only interested in answering this question if they're novelty inflated hammers.

[asellus]

Aug 27, 2023 18:26:37 GMT -5 Kalmia said:

No conversation in pro wrestling makes me roll my eyes harder than discussions about who could legitimately beat who. Who the f*** cares? Whether someone has never had a legit fight in their life or has won 1,000 makes no difference - they all make a living out of pro wrestling.

As a former ECW World Heavyweight Champion, CM Punk can totes beat up tons of folks

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

Aug 27, 2023 18:26:37 GMT -5 Kalmia said:

No conversation in pro wrestling makes me roll my eyes harder than discussions about who could legitimately beat who. Who the f*** cares? Whether someone has never had a legit fight in their life or has won 1,000 makes no difference - they all make a living out of pro wrestling.

And the answer is Meng would kill everyone lmfao

[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

Aug 27, 2023 18:31:03 GMT -5 UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm said:

Aug 27, 2023 18:26:37 GMT -5 Kalmia said:

No conversation in pro wrestling makes me roll my eyes harder than discussions about who could legitimately beat who. Who the f*** cares? Whether someone has never had a legit fight in their life or has won 1,000 makes no difference - they all make a living out of pro wrestling.

Okay but who would win if they both had hammers.

perry gets a giant hammer made out of fake hollywood glass and punk gets a hammer chew toy from his dog

[A Platypus Rave is Correct]

Aug 27, 2023 17:50:28 GMT -5 slickrickstyles said:

For those that didn't watch...This was a wild spot haha

Did he smell a kids imminent death, brother?

[Allie Kitsune]

Aug 27, 2023 18:26:37 GMT -5 Kalmia said:

No conversation in pro wrestling makes me roll my eyes harder than discussions about who could legitimately beat who. Who the f*** cares? Whether someone has never had a legit fight in their life or has won 1,000 makes no difference - they all make a living out of pro wrestling.

Punk's at like that exact age where he came to WWE with a lot of people around him still trying to be backstage tough guys.

He trained MMA to try to become a tough guy.

Then came back to wrestling just in time for the business to abandon the tough guy ethos and embrace its geekiness and now he looks old and out-of-touch.

It would be almost tragic if he wasn't such an exhausting dickbag.

[Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story]

Aug 27, 2023 18:32:40 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

Aug 27, 2023 18:26:37 GMT -5 Kalmia said:

No conversation in pro wrestling makes me roll my eyes harder than discussions about who could legitimately beat who. Who the f*** cares? Whether someone has never had a legit fight in their life or has won 1,000 makes no difference - they all make a living out of pro wrestling.

And the answer is Meng would kill everyone lmfao

Brock Lesnar would kill Meng, but yes, Meng would kill everyone else.

[A Little Doo Doo]

Someone here posted a thread here a long time ago about what would've happened if, when DX "invaded" Nitro, Bischoff sent all of his tough guys out there to kick DX's asses and it's still the funniest f***ing thing ever to imagine.