Punk Scrum Thread II: Punk terminated from AEW

[Demented]

Insider here: Mario has been fired. Get ready for some big news within the next 24 hours
>Mario came in a bad mood because of the warp pipe issue
>was moody the entire time
>Mario then began yelling at someone else who isn't Ness in regards of item spot
>Ness confronts Mario because he overheard everything
>Mario shoves Ness
>Ness shoves Mario back
>the so called "Grab" was Mario holding Ness' hat down
>altercation gets defused quickly
>Mario starts literally kicking things around and Up B-ing stuff
>Sakurai tries to confront him after [Person From A Game Nintendo Will Never Make Again] tells him he has to do something about it
>Mario yells at Sakurai and accidentally throws fireballs at him
>Mario then locks himself in locker telling fighter he's not smashing tonight
>Bowser gets furious and claws on Mario's door
>Mario surprisingly let's him and [I'm not gonna name her but she is the best princess and she isn't blonde] in
>Oh sht here we go again Mother 3 is still not coming out
>Surprisingly Bowser and other Smash Ultimate DLC fighter calm Mario down
>agreed to do fight "No items, Fox only, Final Destination"
>after right Mario is completely calm now
>tries apologizing to others but then shortly leaves through a warp pipe

Big 4chan scoop.

[The Legend of Groose]

Aug 29, 2023 20:28:58 GMT -5 markymark said:

Insider here: Punk has been fired. Get ready for some big news within the next 24 hours

>Punk came in a bad mood because of the transportation issue

>was moody the entire time
>Punk then began yelling at someone else who isn't Jack Perry in regards of glass spot
>Jack confronts Punk because he overheard everything
>Punk shoves Jack
>Jack shoves Punk back
>the so called "chokehold" was Punk holding Jack's hair down
>altercation gets defused quickly
>Punk starts literally kicking things around and slamming stuff
>Tony tries to confront him after [veteran] tells him he has to do something about it
>Punk yells at Tony and accidentally throws monitors at him
>Punk then locks himself in locker telling employee he's not performing tonight
>Joe gets furious and knocks on Punk's door
>Punk surprisingly let's him and [I'm not gonna name her] in
>Oh sht here we go again
>Surprisingly Joe and other person calm Punk down
>agreed to do match
>after match Punk is completely calm now

>tries apologizing to others but then shortly leaves

This is from 4chan, just sharing to see what are your thoughts on this?

It will be hilarious if this is actually real.

4chan four. We're gonna change some things.

[King Devitt and the Woke Mob]

Aug 29, 2023 21:16:37 GMT -5 Demented said:

Insider here: Mario has been fired. Get ready for some big news within the next 24 hours
>Mario came in a bad mood because of the warp pipe issue
>was moody the entire time
>Mario then began yelling at someone else who isn't Ness in regards of item spot
>Ness confronts Mario because he overheard everything
>Mario shoves Ness
>Ness shoves Mario back
>the so called "Grab" was Mario holding Ness' hat down
>altercation gets defused quickly
>Mario starts literally kicking things around and Up B-ing stuff
>Sakurai tries to confront him after [Person From A Game Nintendo Will Never Make Again] tells him he has to do something about it
>Mario yells at Sakurai and accidentally throws fireballs at him
>Mario then locks himself in locker telling fighter he's not smashing tonight
>Bowser gets furious and claws on Mario's door
>Mario surprisingly let's him and [I'm not gonna name her but she is the best princess and she isn't blonde] in
>Oh sht here we go again Mother 3 is still not coming out
>Surprisingly Bowser and other Smash Ultimate DLC fighter calm Mario down
>agreed to do fight "No items, Fox only, Final Destination"
>after right Mario is completely calm now
>tries apologizing to others but then shortly leaves through a warp pipe

Big 4chan scoop.

I'm going to screenshot this and draw a big heart around it in Photoshop.

[Fade]

I’ve been sitting on these for a while but it feels like everything’s coming to a head so





I may have gotten that last one from here I literally can’t keep up nemore

[The anti-ratings Luddite]

Aug 29, 2023 20:57:15 GMT -5 bearned said:

Aug 29, 2023 20:42:07 GMT -5 The anti-ratings Luddite said:

If I am ANY member of The Elite, I am giddy and pissing myself with laughter at this entire clusterf*** from top to bottom.

They just signed new deals which means they undoubtedly are now set for life (if they weren't already), THEY work on the show that actually draws ratings, and if, somehow, AEW goes under and this is just the beginning of the end (I doubt it, but thinking worst case scenario), the WWE will throw them another fat stack of cash for a year or two.

All because they wisely kept their mouths shut and stay out of Punk's meltdown radius.

If you think this stuff is the beginning of the end for the company you are way off. People really need to calm down a little with this sort of nonsense. Punk is an idiot sure but TK is rich, the company just took a huge gate at Wembley (even with all the historical Punk/Elite drama) and the roster is more than capable of covering if Punk goes.

In fairness, I did say "worst case scenario"

The reality is that AEW keeps making money and even if it's a more, erm, smark-related product than WWE, I'm still willing to bet most don't know or care about Punk's backstage nonsense.

[Final Countdown Jones]

The absolute f***ing state of wrestling journalism in 2023 that anyone's sharing a 4chan post like it could be real

[rajaah]

Aug 29, 2023 14:49:23 GMT -5 firsttimelongtime said:

Aug 29, 2023 14:33:03 GMT -5 chazraps said:

I highly suggest reading the original Scrum thread. I know you joined in February of this year and weren't here for it, but there's a lot about Brawl Out and the long-standing issues with Punk that you've been inaccurate and ill-informed of.

Please. I’m not ill informed on anything. The personal problems Punk and Cabana have is no business of Hangman’s. Page going into business for himself coupled with the Elite leaking to the dirt sheets started all of this.

I've still never seen any evidence, to this day, that the Elite leaked anything to the dirt sheets pertaining to this topic. Nothing except wild speculation from a bunch of podcast-followers.

The journalists in question even said "no one from the Elite was behind any of this" and the followers took that to mean they must be in on the vast conspiracy.

[markymark]

[The Legend of Groose]

Aug 29, 2023 21:16:37 GMT -5 Demented said:

Insider here: Mario has been fired. Get ready for some big news within the next 24 hours
>Mario came in a bad mood because of the warp pipe issue
>was moody the entire time
>Mario then began yelling at someone else who isn't Ness in regards of item spot
>Ness confronts Mario because he overheard everything
>Mario shoves Ness
>Ness shoves Mario back
>the so called "Grab" was Mario holding Ness' hat down
>altercation gets defused quickly
>Mario starts literally kicking things around and Up B-ing stuff
>Sakurai tries to confront him after [Person From A Game Nintendo Will Never Make Again] tells him he has to do something about it
>Mario yells at Sakurai and accidentally throws fireballs at him
>Mario then locks himself in locker telling fighter he's not smashing tonight
>Bowser gets furious and claws on Mario's door
>Mario surprisingly let's him and [I'm not gonna name her but she is the best princess and she isn't blonde] in
>Oh sht here we go again Mother 3 is still not coming out
>Surprisingly Bowser and other Smash Ultimate DLC fighter calm Mario down
>agreed to do fight "No items, Fox only, Final Destination"
>after right Mario is completely calm now
>tries apologizing to others but then shortly leaves through a warp pipe

Big 4chan scoop.

the best part is this is more believable than 95% of the 4Chan Nintendo Direct leaks I see.

[Fade]

Aug 29, 2023 21:24:44 GMT -5 markymark said:

This man just said “hehe around”.

[Dub H]

Aug 29, 2023 21:26:54 GMT -5 Fade said:

Aug 29, 2023 21:24:44 GMT -5 markymark said:

This man just said “hehe around”.

He is just trying to steal some of Pete Selects fanbase.

[lionheart21]

This entire fiasco feels like a fever dream that somehow became reality

[Gawk Rivers]

Aug 29, 2023 21:26:54 GMT -5 Fade said:

Aug 29, 2023 21:24:44 GMT -5 markymark said:

This man just said “hehe around”.

[Final Countdown Jones]

Aug 29, 2023 21:26:54 GMT -5 Fade said:

Aug 29, 2023 21:24:44 GMT -5 markymark said:

This man just said “hehe around”.

Never mind I take it back 4chan is more credible and god has forsaken us

[khali]

I mean, I would also claim I was just joking around if it looked like there was even a remote possibility that Miro would fight me.

[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

all i know is that if any of these journalists mention celeste or the witcher 3 i am getting the f*** out

[carp (SPC, Itoh Respect Army)]

"The pro-Punk people think everyone's against him" is one of the funniest sentences I've ever seen. "No one's on his side!" said all the people who are on his side.

[Fade]

I’m f***ing dying. Cheers to everyone, in this thread and the last. What a nightmarish situation but FAN absolutely has made it better 👍🏻

[Demented]

Aug 29, 2023 21:30:26 GMT -5 UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm said:

all i know is that if any of these journalists mention celeste or the witcher 3 i am getting the f*** out

Meltzer's Top 10 Final Fantasy Games.

[Dub H]

Aug 29, 2023 20:41:08 GMT -5 HAPPY HALLOWIENERS=$$$ said:

Aug 29, 2023 20:15:42 GMT -5 Chiral said:

Danhausen going from fun Danhausen things to making simping for Punk his main character trait is one of the biggest bummers of this whole saga.

Unfortunately, I foresaw this happening😔

You arent seeing this from Danhausens point of view...

Punk bought him a really expensive comic book.