khali
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Post by khali on Sept 2, 2023 15:55:19 GMT -5
“CM Punk will wrestle his possible final major US promotion match against Samoa Joe in front of 80,000 people” is a sentence that would sound so cool five years ago with no other context.
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tenshi
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Post by tenshi on Sept 2, 2023 15:55:21 GMT -5
So... Who should take Punk's places as the one who runs Collision?
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Post by yokohamacpfc on Sept 2, 2023 15:55:26 GMT -5
You think NWA can afford him? They could just about afford Mike Knox. He's blackballed himself from the two main US promotions and is too old/injured for Japan. His price is whatever Impact or NWA is willing to pay. He has lost most of his bargaining power which is impressive for a guy who had a show devoted to him this time last week.
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Fade
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Post by Fade on Sept 2, 2023 15:55:34 GMT -5
Countdown to Papa H pose in 3………..2………. Nah, he’s a hot dumpster fire. If he goes near a year w/o making a peep, I can see them working something out.
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Chiral
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Post by Chiral on Sept 2, 2023 15:55:48 GMT -5
Matt Striker voice: "PUNK IS FREE!!!!!!!!!"
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Sept 2, 2023 15:55:56 GMT -5
Couple initial reactions
I hope Punk's friends aren't huge bitches about this and can actually start functioning like normal human beings again, otherwise they're just gonna take themselves out
Collision I hope gets a total reworking and now there are no restrictions on who appears and what happens
Just pretend the REAL WORLDS CHAMPIONSHIP thing never happened lol
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UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Sept 2, 2023 15:56:06 GMT -5
apology for poor english when were you when cm phil dies? i was sat at home eating muffin when metzler ring ‘phil is kill’ ‘no’ has anyone accidentally a monitor on your boss
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Sept 2, 2023 15:56:10 GMT -5
Welp. Gonna need more bandwidth for all of the content that's gonna be created from this. It's gonna make the earth a lot heavier. Lol.
Does he keep the title?
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thirteen3
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Post by thirteen3 on Sept 2, 2023 15:56:18 GMT -5
Forget no compete, I wonder if he's been slapped with an NDA? I sure hell hope not and the lawyers just said to TK "Just fire the f*** already".
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Sept 2, 2023 15:56:21 GMT -5
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A Little Doo Doo
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Sept 2, 2023 15:56:31 GMT -5
Tony Khan right now:
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tenshi
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Post by tenshi on Sept 2, 2023 15:56:37 GMT -5
All he had to do was not get into any fights. All CM Punk had to do was act like an adult and apparently that was too much to ask out of him.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 2, 2023 15:56:42 GMT -5
I will have the biggest belly laugh if Punk walks into Impact.
But idk who the f*** would take a chance now...he literally got everything he could have wanted (show revolved around him where he pretty much called the shots on Collision, TK was his literal personal cheerleader and he still got to call himself "the real worlds champion".
Unless a company straight up just ends handing him the keys to the kindgom (Mike Bennet in shambles) idk what any company could offer him that would somehow ensure he doesn't f***ing go off the rails on the gawd damn catering when their isn't enough green M&M's and walks out the company.
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The Ichi
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Post by The Ichi on Sept 2, 2023 15:56:44 GMT -5
I'm too exhausted by this to keep up anymore. Any major updates? I will never achieve a better timed post than this.
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Post by jm on Sept 2, 2023 15:56:54 GMT -5
Tony Khan, your bitch status has officially been revoked.
Good job sir.
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tenshi
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Post by tenshi on Sept 2, 2023 15:57:36 GMT -5
You think NWA can afford him? They could just about afford Mike Knox. Look, I just don't want him to ban Killer Kelly and Masha Slamabitch from the show. I mean... Kelly COULD join Imperium and bring Masha with her... but then things wouldn't be the same with them, would they?
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Post by koreycaskets on Sept 2, 2023 15:57:38 GMT -5
Punk to start his own promotion?
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Chiral
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Post by Chiral on Sept 2, 2023 15:57:48 GMT -5
I've never been more excited for Danhausen Twitter posts in my life Danhausen currently sobbing as he tries to find an ITYSL clip to clap back at someone while vanity searching for Punk
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Sept 2, 2023 15:57:53 GMT -5
Mods, once this thread dies (which although i love it with all my heart, i am overjoyed we might finally go back to just having the best wrestling promotion in the world and no more of punk's shit), I ask that we maybe be given an off topic thread. That is basically what a lot of this was and I made so many friends by hanging out in it. We need our shitpost haven and today is a great day.
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bob
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Post by bob on Sept 2, 2023 15:58:04 GMT -5
You think NWA can afford him? They could just about afford Mike Knox. Billy could if he wanted to I don't follow music much, but I'm assuming he made millions with Smashing Pumpkins
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