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Post by Mid-Carder on Sept 3, 2023 15:04:22 GMT -5
I love a steak and cheese sandwich from Subway but I'm pretty sure it's neither actual steak nor actual cheese.
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Post by hitman777 on Sept 3, 2023 15:04:35 GMT -5
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Post by Citizen Snips on Sept 3, 2023 15:04:56 GMT -5
My favorite part about the “Ooooh The Elite struck again!! Oooohh!!!” crowd is they depict the Elite as childish morons (“empty-headed dumb f***s”, if you will) that are also capable of setting elaborate political traps that are 5 steps ahead of their foes.
It’s like calling someone a weakling and then blaming them for gorilla-pressing you through a window.
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Post by Rican on Sept 3, 2023 15:06:37 GMT -5
Furiously refreshing Punk’s instagram page. That first story is gonna hit like crack
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Sept 3, 2023 15:06:52 GMT -5
Also it's time for another cheese rant on this forum but like even provolone is so limiting Philadelphia isn't the steak sub police. Throw on any cheese you want. Smoked havarti is f***ing killer for it. Staggering cheddar and gouda gives you this faint mustardy kinda note that I really recommend in subs or even in grilled cheeses. Mixing a good melter like provolone with something that's got a bit more flavour also works. Don't be constrained. Make steak subs that f***.
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Post by Demented on Sept 3, 2023 15:08:21 GMT -5
I love a steak and cheese sandwich from Subway but I'm pretty sure it's neither actual steak nor actual cheese. That plus the chipotle mayo sauce....
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Post by Demented on Sept 3, 2023 15:09:18 GMT -5
Don't put that nightmare spread onto my food or you're getting Gordon Ramsayed. Provolone all the way. Whiz is strechless, goo-less, melt-less slurry packed full of emulsifiers at the expense of just having a good, smooth, cheese taste. Cheeze whiz is for villains. muahahahaha MUAHAHAHAHA (it is inedible on anything but a cheesesteak but i wanted to turn heel)
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Post by jm on Sept 3, 2023 15:11:57 GMT -5
My favorite part about the “Ooooh The Elite struck again!! Oooohh!!!” crowd is they depict the Elite as childish morons (“empty-headed dumb f***s”, if you will) that are also capable of setting elaborate political traps that are 5 steps ahead of their foes. It’s like calling someone a weakling and then blaming them for gorilla-pressing you through a window. Schrodinger's Elite: mastermind manipulating geniuses, and bumbling idiotic fools at the same time.
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Post by "The Natural" Bustin Loads on Sept 3, 2023 15:15:39 GMT -5
"This is all The Elite/dirt-sheets fault" annoys me because it's based on the viewpoint that power, success and influence justify the means - which is why Punk was able to come back at all - but it's unfair if the other side uses it too.
Punk successfully manipulated Tony into coming back because he's such a huge alpha money-making star. This is good.
But it's not his fault that, despite being a great manipulator and strategist, he willingly jumped into the giant bear trap with his name on it. This was bad, and totally unfair to him. Let's not think about how he could've assessed the situation, calmed down, and parlayed it into more influence. The Elite and the media were just too slick.
It's Prussians complaining Napoleon refused to follow the script because he used artillery first instead of infantry to outflank them.
You're a loser! You lost!
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Post by Citizen Snips on Sept 3, 2023 15:19:34 GMT -5
Also, the real key to the Philly cheesesteak has nothing to do with the cheese. It’s the Amoroso’s roll.
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Post by tirtefaa on Sept 3, 2023 15:21:11 GMT -5
Well the Elite won the war vs Punk. Good on them because I didn’t think they would but I was dead wrong. These takes are genuinely the best. Yes, congratulations to the Elite who literally had nothing to do with last week's events whatsoever. Now all the locker room drama is surely to end now that the only person deserved of blame is gone. Right? Yes yes. I know I always feel foolish when every and all problems aren't magically eliminated with one event. I'm sure there will be a few people gleefully looking for some kind of vindication once a story comes out, whether that takes a day or a decade.
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Post by The Captain on Sept 3, 2023 15:22:10 GMT -5
My favorite part about the “Ooooh The Elite struck again!! Oooohh!!!” crowd is they depict the Elite as childish morons (“empty-headed dumb f***s”, if you will) that are also capable of setting elaborate political traps that are 5 steps ahead of their foes. It’s like calling someone a weakling and then blaming them for gorilla-pressing you through a window. It's like the same people who complain about the Elite and TK being a bunch of indie darlings and then endorse an environment that best belongs at an outlaw mudshow where you can assault people without punishment.
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Post by Perd on Sept 3, 2023 15:22:10 GMT -5
I’m sure Punk's statement will be reflective and conciliatory.
I'm also sure that that triceratops just stole my shoes.
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Post by tenshi on Sept 3, 2023 15:22:41 GMT -5
How funny would it have been if Tony Khan actually kicked Punk's ass? Like I'm imagining Punk putting his hands on Tony and Tony giving him a GTS. LET'S GO, JUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
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Post by chazraps on Sept 3, 2023 15:23:26 GMT -5
I made a nine-cheese baked mac and cheese, which even includes little bit of feta sporadically sprinkled throughout because of how well it absorbed paprika and makes little flavor bombs - and I would NEVER even THINK to put Cheese Whiz on Mac and Cheese.
And I like cheese whiz! (I get it *and* provolone on my philly cheesesteaks) I like it on various regional hot dogs, especially in Minnesota where the skin of the dog is thicker/stronger so you can pile more toppings on it, and have enjoyed it on crackers - but that's where the love affair stops.
Side note, I like cheese whiz on a proper coney dog - which means the chili on the coney contains NO BEANS - and I think anyone who would put bean-filled chili on a hot dog is not of this earth.
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Post by Demented on Sept 3, 2023 15:24:31 GMT -5
Now I want a cheese steak sandwich for dinner. FAN, stop making me hungry.
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Sept 3, 2023 15:25:33 GMT -5
I made a nine-cheese baked mac and cheese, which even includes little bit of feta sporadically sprinkled throughout because of how well it absorbed paprika and makes little flavor bombs - and I would NEVER even THINK to put Cheese Whiz on Mac and Cheese. And I like cheese whiz! (I get it *and* provolone on my philly cheesesteaks) I like it on various regional hot dogs, especially in Minnesota where the skin of the dog is thicker/stronger so you can pile more toppings on it, and have enjoyed it on crackers - but that's where the love affair stops. Side note, I like cheese whiz on a proper coney dog - which means the chili on the coney contains NO BEANS - and I think anyone who would put bean-filled chili on a hot dog is not of this earth. +1 to the feta inclusion, adds a random bit of intense flavor and even better if you have some hot sauce in there as for hot dogs, chicago has it all wrong. these mfs put a full ass tomato on their shit. no wonder people are so angry
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Sept 3, 2023 15:26:46 GMT -5
Oh man I checked the thread and now we're at the food discussion portion and I haven't eaten yet, this was a bad idea
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Post by Kalmia on Sept 3, 2023 15:27:32 GMT -5
What the f*** is cheese whiz?
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Post by Citizen Snips on Sept 3, 2023 15:27:42 GMT -5
Never go into a FAN thread that’s over 10 pages on an empty stomach.
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