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Post by Feyrhausen on Jan 7, 2023 11:14:51 GMT -5
So a couple of weeks ago I was driving down a country road. I came upon a young teen walking in the road with three dogs (pitts). He was on the edge of the road but the dogs were all over the place. I had to stop and wait for them to pass to avoid hitting the dogs. Since I am an asshole I had the thought that I should just go and if the dogs get hit its his fault. But since I am not enough of an asshole to kill an animal to teach the owner a lesson I just waited.
Then yesterday I read a 7 year old was mauled to death by 2 pitts on that road.
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Post by jason1980s on Jan 7, 2023 11:26:22 GMT -5
I have no regrets about jobs I've had or money I've made or decisions etc...but I've thought for a while, if I had a chance to do things over again (start in my younger years in a career), I would be a con artist. But I wouldn't be a con artist to hurt good people, I'd do it to hurt bad people who are hurting good people. Maybe that makes me a bad guy also but would think it evens itself out. There's always still time if I'm perhaps dying and have nothing to lose. Where I make money as an actual career, I'm not sure because I don't think I could very well charge the person who had already been negatively financially affected.
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 7, 2023 11:35:57 GMT -5
The one time a drop dead gorgeous woman offered to sleep with me I decided to play chivalrous and politely decline.
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Post by Feyrhausen on Jan 7, 2023 12:24:23 GMT -5
The one time a drop dead gorgeous woman offered to sleep with me I decided to play chivalrous and politely decline. Was she drunk or something? What would have made sleeping with her a bad thing? |
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 7, 2023 12:43:04 GMT -5
The one time a drop dead gorgeous woman offered to sleep with me I decided to play chivalrous and politely decline. Was she drunk or something? What would have made sleeping with her a bad thing? We were only loosely acquainted, had met on a project and hub out a few times. There was a mutual attraction and flirting. She asked me to help her move her furniture to another place as she was preparing to leave the state. Afterward she offered to sleep with me as thanks. I was still young and naive enough to believe in chivalry, so it felt like taking her up on the offer would be taking advantage. If I could meet my ginger send I’d belt him. |
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 7, 2023 12:48:36 GMT -5
So a couple of weeks ago I was driving down a country road. I came upon a young teen walking in the road with three dogs (pitts). He was on the edge of the road but the dogs were all over the place. I had to stop and wait for them to pass to avoid hitting the dogs. Since I am an asshole I had the thought that I should just go and if the dogs get hit its his fault. But since I am not enough of an asshole to kill an animal to teach the owner a lesson I just waited. Then yesterday I read a 7 year old was mauled to death by 2 pitts on that road. There are those times I’m sitting at a red light. As the light turns green, that’s when some careless pedestrian steps off the curb. And I grip the steering wheel and think to myself how satisfying it would be. |
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Post by dirtyoldman on Jan 7, 2023 13:40:05 GMT -5
A friend of my dad's many decades ago very nearly ran over Jimmy Savile.
Damn
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Post by dirtyoldman on Jan 7, 2023 13:42:01 GMT -5
Was she drunk or something? What would have made sleeping with her a bad thing? We were only loosely acquainted, had met on a project and hub out a few times. There was a mutual attraction and flirting. She asked me to help her move her furniture to another place as she was preparing to leave the state. Afterward she offered to sleep with me as thanks. I was still young and naive enough to believe in chivalry, so it felt like taking her up on the offer would be taking advantage. If I could meet my ginger send I’d belt him. My thoughts would be..."it's a trap!!!!" Probably after a night of hot sex you'd wake up the next morning in a bath of ice and both kidneys removed. |
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Post by Feyrhausen on Jan 7, 2023 14:49:52 GMT -5
Was she drunk or something? What would have made sleeping with her a bad thing? We were only loosely acquainted, had met on a project and hub out a few times. There was a mutual attraction and flirting. She asked me to help her move her furniture to another place as she was preparing to leave the state. Afterward she offered to sleep with me as thanks. I was still young and naive enough to believe in chivalry, so it felt like taking her up on the offer would be taking advantage. If I could meet my ginger send I’d belt him. When I was 17 (legal in Louisiana) I worked for a restaurant during the summer. They asked me to be a trainer at a new store opening an hour away. Hotel room, per diem, the works. We had Sundays off and the first Saturday one of my trainees (all were mid 20s) asked me if she could come by Sunday so I could help her study. I told her I was driving back home but really I thought I was being professional. No pen in company ink. For a stupid summer job. |
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Jan 7, 2023 16:51:21 GMT -5
My much older brother choked me pretty violently when I was a kid and I have to admit it took me a while to get over the urge to get back at him. I didn't really want to hurt him but it always bothered me that he just did that with no consequences.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 7, 2023 17:27:36 GMT -5
This one is pure comical
In 2020 I was at the Peterson Automobile Museum in Los Angeles. There was this comic con tie in exhibit of futuristic looking vehicles from movies.
There was strictly no touching .. but I wanted to stage a shot like I’m some horny pervert, with my hand caressing the seat of of the motorcycle that Scarlett Johansson drove in the live action Ghost In The Shell movie .. but there was too many people around so I chickened out.
It was just to get a laugh from my social media friends on Facebook… I’m sure that seat has been washed many times since Ms Johansson’s bottom last touched it.
And as a bit of balance I wanted to do it with Batpod as well.. like “oh yeah Batman” but that joke would not have worked as well since Catwoman also drove the Batpod.
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Post by ayumidah on Jan 7, 2023 20:37:58 GMT -5
Fellow shopper tried to start drama with me a couple weeks ago and when she wouldn't stop "confronting me" from half way down the aisle, which thus got everyone else's attention on us, I just turned around and left. Kinda tempting to make other choices though, ngl.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jan 7, 2023 22:53:39 GMT -5
There have been many times that I've seen someone on a bicycle and I thought about sticking my arm out to clothesline them.
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 8, 2023 9:48:47 GMT -5
There have been many times that I've seen someone on a bicycle and I thought about sticking my arm out to clothesline them. Stuck in traffic, guy on a motorcycle goes weaving between the cars. And I can’t help but calculate the costs of replacing the car door versus the sheer glee of throwing it right open. |
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Post by wildojinx on Jan 8, 2023 14:20:41 GMT -5
There have been many times that I've seen someone on a bicycle and I thought about sticking my arm out to clothesline them. (language) |
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Post by koreycaskets on Jan 8, 2023 16:13:45 GMT -5
Yeah I wish I screwed my exes sister.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jan 8, 2023 16:16:12 GMT -5
There is a guy that lives across the road from me that has one of those cars that has an obnoxiously loud engine and exhausts system,, a Suburu WRX or something..
Almost every morning at about 8:30 his MFer fires his boganmobile and wakes me up (I work evenings to early morning).
The asshole keeps his car in a garage, but one time he was having driveway repaved and left the car parked on the street. I was tempted to go online and tip off some shady people that there is a catalytic converter on the street for the taking. But thought better of it.
I have complained to the car owner (just gave a half hearted apology and blew me off), and a few people on the street have complained to the council (f*** I’m old).. and as long as there is no illegal mods to the car, there is nothing they can do about it.
Then I wished I contacted Barry Darsow
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Post by J. Hova on Jan 9, 2023 11:14:34 GMT -5
In my much younger days, I wouldn't go looking for fights per se, but I sure as hell wouldn't back down when the time came to start throwing punches. As I got older, I stopped fighting and haven't thrown a punch in anger other than a heavy bag in probably over 15 years. There are a couple of people I wish I would have just knocked out about ten years ago. One especially since it turned out he was a pervert and liked the kiddies.
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Post by edgestar on Jan 10, 2023 16:30:31 GMT -5
I've been beaten up for no reason, when I was younger. That person is still doing bad things. I'd never want to do something to hurt someone.
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Jan 10, 2023 20:10:00 GMT -5
I wanted to knock out my brother, his wife, and my nephew at my dad’s funeral…
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