🔴 RAW Thread 1/9/23 - Birds In The Trap Sing Elias

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

I'm glad Jake can do the A&E stuff while being with AEW.

[canceled4truth]

ME: [crying] Bray please just have one straightforward storyline

BRAY: What if I created an alternate reality game where my brother is my uncle and he also had sex with Alexa Bliss

[lildude8218]

Bayley Boné

[Chiral]

I think I'm at the point where I feel like Bayley's holding Dakota and IYO back honestly. Get them away from her and use IYO's theme as their music and I won't feel so groan-y when they show up.

[Hypnosis]

Dancing Dakota.

[Spiderf 4]

Bayley entered a hair salon and asked for "The Sheeva."

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Jan 9, 2023 20:35:35 GMT -5 xCompackx said:

Jan 9, 2023 20:34:08 GMT -5 cjb01: Limited Edition Item! said:

This storyline is rough, like, really rough

I've been trying to give it any benefit of the doubt especially since we did get some form of progress the other week when Howdy attacked Bray, but now we're right back into the shit holding pattern where like, the segments are accomplishing nothing

You can't do "Uncle Howdy laughs and the segment ends" TWICE like that, the first time sucked, the fact you thought it was cool enough to do again is damning, this shit's going nowhere fast

I mean, at least we are getting movement on the other non-Bray parts. But yeah, I feel like the sun will enter its red giant phase before we get any payoff from this stuff.

I'm not even asking for everything to happen at once, but it feels like they're painfully dragging this shit out until The Rumble, and then I'm wondering if whatever might happen at the Rumble will be worth it.

[stevescorpio]

I'm guessing that Chyna Biography won't cover her film career.

[BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps]

WE GOT DA POWER

WE GOT DA RAGE

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

I keep forgetting the women's tag titles exist.

[tenshi]

So Bayley came back from Japan in time... Nice.

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Man, f*** Young Rock. I NEED BECKY TONIGHT!

[mistery]

Can we have Damage CTRL beat up Uncle Howdy?

[ben:friendship frog]

I mean, he's not gonna attack her, it's acknowledging it's all connected somehow.
It's slow yeah but I don't think it's bad.

[MrElijah]

Jan 9, 2023 20:32:10 GMT -5 1 Free Moon-Down with Burger said:

Lol

Everything went black and then cut to a toy commercial with Rey Mysterio driving a forklift

Was he wearing a tie like Bret did when he drove a forklift?

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Jan 9, 2023 20:36:08 GMT -5 Chiral said:

I think I'm at the point where I feel like Bayley's holding Dakota and IYO back honestly. Get them away from her and use IYO's theme as their music and I won't feel so groan-y when they show up.

Are you saying Damage CTRL is lame?

[xCompackx]

Jan 9, 2023 20:36:25 GMT -5 cjb01: Limited Edition Item! said:

Jan 9, 2023 20:35:35 GMT -5 xCompackx said:

I mean, at least we are getting movement on the other non-Bray parts. But yeah, I feel like the sun will enter its red giant phase before we get any payoff from this stuff.

I'm not even asking for everything to happen at once, but it feels like they're painfully dragging this shit out until The Rumble, and then I'm wondering if whatever might happen at the Rumble will be worth it.

I mean... there's probably a soda coming out for it? I don't know, man, it's rough.

Jan 9, 2023 20:36:38 GMT -5 "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik said:

I keep forgetting the women's tag titles exist.

Well hey, so does WWE.

[floundertime]

Oh Shieky baby is getting a Biography. Maybe now we will finally see his Olympic victory and so how he would humble people in the old country.

[bob loves the Hurt Syndicate]

she's wearing a Retribution mask for some stupid reason

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I thought dumb WWE names would be done with, but here we are, with Mitchin...