🔴 RAW Thread 1/9/23 - Birds In The Trap Sing Elias

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Jan 9, 2023 20:05:26 GMT -5 xCompackx said:

Look, this Raw better be good. I'm on day two of no soda; least you can do is book a decent show.

Those two things are completely related.

I'm sick today and I need the pick me up!!

[Hypnosis]

Owens sleeping on the turnbuckle pad is how most of us feel about this segment.

[stevescorpio]

Can we go back to Baron Corbin being a bum? That was the only time I found him interesting.

[xCompackx]

Jan 9, 2023 20:05:58 GMT -5 Hypnosis said:

Jan 9, 2023 20:05:26 GMT -5 xCompackx said:

Look, this Raw better be good. I'm on day two of no soda; least you can do is book a decent show.

Those two things are completely related.

NO soda?

That's some willpower.

So like... some medical stuff happened causing it, lol. Have an ulcer that needs to heal

[YAKMAN is ICHIBAN]

I am definitely feeling like Kevin Owens right now

[john84]

Jan 9, 2023 20:02:39 GMT -5 stevescorpio said:

Hey, no Bloodline to open for once.

[gritizen]

Can it be Tuesday already?

[Chiral]

This is very slim praise but JBL using woke and snowflake for heel heat makes more sense than how they had Gacy do it.

[cjb01: Limited Edition Item!]

JBL just has a trigger word list in his pocket but doesn't actually know what any of them mean, he just shouts them

"HEY, SNOWFLAKE!"

"PUT YOUR WOKE HANDS TOGETHER!"

[Von Wagner's Brownies]

Jan 9, 2023 20:06:29 GMT -5 cjb01: Limited Edition Item! said:

Man this RAW really wants people to watch the National Championship tonight...

I don't watch football.

But I'm considering switching to Final Fantasy 9.

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

So does Corbin not need to qualify for the Rumble for some reason?

[welshpenguin]

Lol I’m sure we all want to do what Kevin is doing when Corbin talks

[cjb01: Limited Edition Item!]

Jan 9, 2023 20:06:34 GMT -5 Chiral said:

LOL OWENS DEAD IN THE CORNER

Me when they've tried to make Baron Corbin a thing for like seven years.

[Hypnosis]

Jan 9, 2023 20:06:13 GMT -5 Von Wagner's Brownies said:

Jan 9, 2023 20:05:52 GMT -5 bob loves the Hurt Syndicate said:

at least Vince isn't out there

If you jinx it, I will find you...

And take his MSPaint away?

[canceled4truth]

Honestly WWE dodged a major bullet with the Crimson Tide having their worst season in a while by running a Raw in Alabama of all places against the national title game

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This JBL/Corbin pairing is like 5 years too late.

[tagteammatchplaya]

This man used to be friends with Madcap Moss, and he threw it all away, that's why KO is face first in the corner, because that's dumb

[Big DSR Energy]

Jan 9, 2023 20:01:13 GMT -5 cjb01: Limited Edition Item! said:

Gonna be honest RAW Theme Song, the last week has not felt like Greatness...

Raw theme song: "Er, uh, we meant to say 'Grape-ness!' It feels like eating a grape snowcone!"

[Hypnosis]

Jan 9, 2023 20:07:05 GMT -5 xCompackx said:

Jan 9, 2023 20:05:58 GMT -5 Hypnosis said:

NO soda?

That's some willpower.

So like... some medical stuff happened causing it, lol. Have an ulcer that needs to heal

I see.

Hope you feel better soon.

[fg]

I hope that Vince isn’t booking this.