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Post by Killah Ray on Feb 20, 2023 22:44:22 GMT -5
I’d take my 2 year old over Shane…hell I’m pretty sure my 2 year old lands better than Shane does anyway.
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Feb 21, 2023 13:36:20 GMT -5
Devastating. Shane's punching power is so great the wind he pushes is enough to make another man groggy. Which means it's a good thing he doesn't connect, Randy's head would explode first contact.
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Post by Famous Rocking Chimes on Feb 21, 2023 13:53:13 GMT -5
God I feel so bad for Randy having to try his best to sell those punches.
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Post by schizo on Feb 21, 2023 14:17:49 GMT -5
Looks like Randy stopped mid selling and said to himself “what the hell is this?!”
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Feb 21, 2023 14:32:08 GMT -5
Oh god, is this what I look like when I'm playing VR boxing games?
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Post by Hulkshi Tanahashi on Feb 21, 2023 16:24:25 GMT -5
Why is this even a question? A ghost can punch better than Shane McMahon.
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Post by Medium Rare, Trash Just Like U on Feb 21, 2023 17:55:43 GMT -5
I'm not someone who usually cares about realism in wrestling, but badass Shane McMahon is too silly even for me.
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Feb 21, 2023 18:15:03 GMT -5
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1. His are supposed to look ridiculous.
2. They actually come within a football field's distance of the other person.
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Post by Mochi Lone Wolf on Feb 21, 2023 18:19:23 GMT -5
I actually respect Orton for just refusing to sell those halfway into that gif. I don't care if it is Vince's son, if his punches aren't even anywhere close to connecting, guys shouldn't sell it.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Feb 21, 2023 20:41:02 GMT -5
Shane always looks like he’s about 15 seconds away from just curling up and taking a nap in that gif. That man was so badly out of gas.
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Post by evilhomer on Feb 21, 2023 21:01:36 GMT -5
Heyman's by far. His punches did exactly what they were supposed to do, the role was played perfectly.
Shane's punches are figuratively a joke, and thereby they have become literally a joke, the role is played beyond pathetically.
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Post by Gremlin on Feb 22, 2023 0:18:38 GMT -5
Heyman
What he lacks in execution, he makes up for in malice.
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Feb 22, 2023 0:21:59 GMT -5
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 22, 2023 4:34:31 GMT -5
Shane's punches, and the company trying to put him over as like a huge special attraction, are worse than anything Stephanie has ever been involved with on-camera. I got so fed up with him.
It's a shame, too, because one upon a time, he had some sense of reality and only really expected people to put over the Coast to Coast, the elbow drop, and the shooting star press. Somehow, he got it into his head on return that people must've loved his feud with X-Pac and Kurt Angle because he was a great worker, and he's not, not by any stretch of the imagination.
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Feb 22, 2023 9:04:51 GMT -5
I'm not someone who usually cares about realism in wrestling, but badass Shane McMahon is too silly even for me. Super Shane squaring up to Brock post-SS ‘16 was a black eye on the many careers that allowed that nonsense to make it to screen. I am just grateful the inevitable match-up between the two was kiboshed as you just know Brock would’ve had to have sold Shane O’Mac’s trust fund kid gotten out of hand fantasy offense.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Feb 22, 2023 14:38:49 GMT -5
A 57-year old, way out of shape Heyman would still probably be less red and winded after a flurry of punches than Shane.
And to find out Heyman was just 57 was astonishing to me. He's been around since the Frank Gotch times.
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Post by mcstoklasa on Feb 23, 2023 4:11:28 GMT -5
I'm not someone who usually cares about realism in wrestling, but badass Shane McMahon is too silly even for me. Super Shane squaring up to Brock post-SS ‘16 was a black eye on the many careers that allowed that nonsense to make it to screen. I am just grateful the inevitable match-up between the two was kiboshed as you just know Brock would’ve had to have sold Shane O’Mac’s trust fund kid gotten out of hand fantasy offense. Imagine Brock, who survived being punched in the head a hundred times by Shane Carwin, having to sell Shane's dreadful air punches. I didn't even like seeing old Undertaker having to sell for him. I liked Shane in the late nineties as a heel wrestler but not since then.
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Feb 23, 2023 4:29:18 GMT -5
Super Shane squaring up to Brock post-SS ‘16 was a black eye on the many careers that allowed that nonsense to make it to screen. I am just grateful the inevitable match-up between the two was kiboshed as you just know Brock would’ve had to have sold Shane O’Mac’s trust fund kid gotten out of hand fantasy offense. Imagine Brock, who survived being punched in the head a hundred times by Shane Carwin, having to sell Shane's dreadful air punches. I didn't even like seeing old Undertaker having to sell for him. I liked Shane in the late nineties as a heel wrestler but not since then. Like, Braun punching Brock in the head caused much pain for him for the rest of his career. Shane potatoing Brock would lead to a fist going right through his head in retaliation like Brock's Omni-Man.
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Post by Mozenrath on Feb 23, 2023 9:00:02 GMT -5
Imagine Brock, who survived being punched in the head a hundred times by Shane Carwin, having to sell Shane's dreadful air punches. I didn't even like seeing old Undertaker having to sell for him. I liked Shane in the late nineties as a heel wrestler but not since then. Like, Braun punching Brock in the head caused much pain for him for the rest of his career. Shane potatoing Brock would lead to a fist going right through his head in retaliation like he's Omni-Man. Yeah, I am not sure Brock would have given him jack shit. If Cena got Suplex City 1.0, then no way was Shane going to get much more in before he got ragdolled.
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Post by Feargus McReddit on Feb 23, 2023 9:01:54 GMT -5
Like, Braun punching Brock in the head caused much pain for him for the rest of his career. Shane potatoing Brock would lead to a fist going right through his head in retaliation like he's Omni-Man. Yeah, I am not sure Brock would have given him jack shit. If Cena got Suplex City 1.0, then no way was Shane going to get much more in before he got ragdolled. It'll be a step by step remake of Hulk slamming Loki except they'd be tan splats on two sides of the ring.
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