bob
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Post by bob on Mar 11, 2023 12:49:30 GMT -5
well....
live tonight at 6 PT/ 8 ET and free on Rumble is Power Slap 1
here's the card
Darius “The Destroyer” Mata-Varona vs Ron “Wolverine” Bata – Heavyweight title Vernon “The Mechanic” Cathey vs Ayjay “Static” Hintz – Light Heavyweight title Azael “El Perro” Rodriguez vs John “The Machine” Davis – Middleweight title Christapher “KO Chris” Thomas vs Jesus Gaspar Diaz – Welterweight title Duane “Iron Giant” Crespo vs Damien “The Bell” Dibbell – Heavyweight Michael “Slap Jesus” Smith vs Waylon “Ice Cold” Frost – Welterweight Emanuel “No Love” Muniz vs Wesley “All the Smoke” Drain – Middleweight Russell “Kainoa” Rivero vs Isaih “Pretty Boy” Quinones – Light Heavyweight Dorian “Disturbing the Peace” Perez vs Frank “The Tank” Holland – Heavyweight Andrew Provost vs Alex “Anax Religion” Asbury – Welterweight Chuey “El Texicano Loco” Martinez vs Dayne “Hawaiian Hitman” Viernes – Super Heavyweight Carrese “One Punch” Archer vs Travis “Tenacious” Aragon – Middleweight Jewel “Kidd Diamond” Scott vs Robert “The Real Deal” Trujillo – Lightweight
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Post by r. on Mar 11, 2023 13:05:44 GMT -5
I mean, sometimes some things don't deserve a thread.
Professional Concussion Slaps is one of those.
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Post by Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV on Mar 11, 2023 14:01:19 GMT -5
I remember feeling like I just got back home from a 10 year journey after All Out ended and this card looks about 30x longer, I absolutely cannot wait LMAO
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Post by Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV on Mar 11, 2023 14:10:59 GMT -5
Absolutely demanding everyone has a look at the nicknames here because I can't properly communicate how I'm feeling about there being a guy named One Punch in a sport where that's literally not allowed without screaming and pissing
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XIII
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Post by XIII on Mar 11, 2023 15:31:59 GMT -5
Which one of those is the one that slapped the shit out of that dude that wandered into the POWERSLAP HOUSE the other week?
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Zone Was Wrong
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Post by Zone Was Wrong on Mar 11, 2023 15:45:43 GMT -5
Literally a dude named "Slap Jesus." Amazing stuff. Like does he want to slap Jesus or is he the Jesus of slap? The people need to know.
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Post by Spider2024 on Mar 11, 2023 15:48:40 GMT -5
This damn sport is so shameful yet still so awesome to watch. Feels like watching Flavor Of Love back in the day. I kinda hope it doesn't take off long-term, because folks will get head trauma from being slapped too much. Which one of those is the one that slapped the shit out of that dude that wandered into the POWERSLAP HOUSE the other week? Vernon Cathey
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Post by Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV on Mar 11, 2023 15:50:20 GMT -5
Literally a dude named "Slap Jesus." Amazing stuff. Like does he want to slap Jesus or is he the Jesus of slap? The people need to know. Absolutely overjoyed to show you what dude looks like
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Post by Magnus the Magnificent on Mar 11, 2023 16:31:47 GMT -5
well.... live tonight at 6 PT/ 8 ET and free on Rumble is Power Slap 1 here's the card *snip Jewel “Kidd Diamond” Scott vs Robert “The Real Deal” Trujillo – Lightweight What, slapping the bass in Metallica isn't enough?
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Zone Was Wrong
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Post by Zone Was Wrong on Mar 11, 2023 16:36:17 GMT -5
Literally a dude named "Slap Jesus." Amazing stuff. Like does he want to slap Jesus or is he the Jesus of slap? The people need to know. Absolutely overjoyed to show you what dude looks like I'm not sure what I expected to see but honestly that tracks.
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Post by Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV on Mar 11, 2023 16:58:44 GMT -5
Which one of those is the one that slapped the shit out of that dude that wandered into the POWERSLAP HOUSE the other week? Absolute historic W for fighter safety
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bob
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Post by bob on Mar 11, 2023 17:03:06 GMT -5
I like how they deliberately ignored the penalty at the last episode so that walk on last minute replacement would not beat the favorite and advance to tonight‘s event
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Post by coleslaw on Mar 11, 2023 17:03:08 GMT -5
Which one of those is the one that slapped the shit out of that dude that wandered into the POWERSLAP HOUSE the other week? Absolute historic W for fighter safety "Hey doc I tore my bicep what's your diagnosis" "f***ing use your other arm you p****"
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Post by coleslaw on Mar 11, 2023 17:04:02 GMT -5
I like how they deliberately ignored the penalty at the last episode so that walk on last minute replacement would not beat the favorite and advance to tonight‘s event probably for the best, when you consider the fact the guy was literally like "yeah I've never done this before lol where do we slap"
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Post by Jacy Jayne Atomic Dog AMV on Mar 11, 2023 17:04:51 GMT -5
I thought there weren't any nicknames left to notice but then my eyes see Iron Giant. When I think of Iron Giant I definitely think about how he was a bad motherf***er that was down to fight anytime anywhere.
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Post by coleslaw on Mar 11, 2023 17:06:59 GMT -5
"Oh f*** MY F***ING EYE"
"Shut yo bitch ass up"
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Post by XIII on Mar 11, 2023 17:07:16 GMT -5
Legit thought that said “Alex “Anal Religion” Asbury and thought that POWERSLAP! had taken quite the turn. 😂
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bob
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Post by bob on Mar 11, 2023 17:09:25 GMT -5
Legit thought that said “Alex “Anal Religion” Asbury and thought that POWERSLAP! had taken quite the turn. 😂 THE ANAL POWERSLAP COMMUNITY!?!?!??!
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bob
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Post by bob on Mar 11, 2023 17:10:14 GMT -5
My mom’s flight got delayed so I have to pick her up during this thing 😢
I’m hoping that I can watch the entire event later on rumble
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Post by coleslaw on Mar 11, 2023 17:10:14 GMT -5
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