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Post by J is Justice on Mar 13, 2023 22:12:49 GMT -5
Oro Mensah: Molly dealer (actually, I'm not so sure this isn't his actual gimmick) And for all the shit that I've talked about Gallus, I could get on board with Wolfgang getting a werewolf gimmick and becoming one of hotzi's monsters.
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Post by fw91 on Mar 13, 2023 22:15:32 GMT -5
Inspired by a thread in off-topic.
Green Tom. His theme song lyrics will be "This is the Green Tom show, it's not the Tom Green Show" He will do stupid gross antics that will annoy people but will somehow get over.
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Post by J is Justice on Mar 13, 2023 22:17:51 GMT -5
I want a wrestler that knows wrestling is fake and tries to prove it but fails repeatedly.
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Post by Jumpin' Jesse Walsh on Mar 13, 2023 22:24:36 GMT -5
Boa . . . in pog form!
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Post by mc74 on Mar 13, 2023 22:44:46 GMT -5
Tempted to throw out a cheesy occupational gimmick, but nah, I think I'll sit myself out from crossing that line. CROSS THAT LINE! May have been done or suggested before, but a painter. Wrestler comes out and sets up an easel with a canvas ringside. The gimmick involves the wrestler taking a break during the match to go and paint while their opponent is trying to get back up inside the ring.
At the end of the match, it turns out they painted an unflattering picture of their opponent. They then take the canvas and then proceed to break it over their head, doing it in a manner that replaces the head/face on the painting.
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Mar 13, 2023 22:45:20 GMT -5
May have been done or suggested before, but a painter. Wrestler comes out and sets up an easel with a canvas ringside. The gimmick involves the wrestler taking a break during the match to go and paint while their opponent is trying to get back up inside the ring.
At the end of the match, it turns out they painted an unflattering picture of their opponent. They then take the canvas and then proceed to break it over their head, doing it in a manner that replaces the head/face on the painting.
Love it.
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Post by mc74 on Mar 13, 2023 22:46:13 GMT -5
God in heaven, if that becomes a thing....
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Mar 13, 2023 22:50:03 GMT -5
I still believe Toxic Attraction should've been vampires.
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Post by john84 on Mar 13, 2023 22:51:29 GMT -5
Roxanne - Undead Ghost that only Meiko Satomura and Cora Jade can see... Cora Jade - Gothic Rock Chick but is embarrassed about it.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Mar 13, 2023 22:52:50 GMT -5
Stevie Turner crypto scam that starts as just something she pumps the f*** out of offhand in her promos but slowly we realize that like half the locker room has put significant amounts of money in to Stevie Coin. For awhile it's not rly a big thing, but then Stevie starts chasing the title and more institutions of NXT's disturbing universe like Chase-U and Diner Diner start pouring all their money in to Stevie Coin cause the pump is going so crazy. Kianna James is the only one who knows that it's a Ponzi scheme but no one will listen to her and she can only watch on in terror as Andre Chase goes crazy about the 40% returns he's getting. Stevie finally wins the title and just cackles as the show goes off the air and everyone's like "damn why's she acting so funny" until the next day when there's a storm of tweets from NXT ppl like ALL MY MONEY IS f***ING GONE WHAT THE f*** OH GOD WE DON;T HAVE A UNIVERSITY ANYMORE. Next week's show opens and Stevie's live to share some words
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Post by john84 on Mar 13, 2023 22:58:57 GMT -5
Thea Hail (aka NXT's ''Allie'' to me lol) joining the Schism who think they've turned her evil but instead she slowly turns Ava Raine face and the two become besties which is confirmed by them leaving Schism and becoming the odd couple in tag team wrestling as they become the NEW NXT Women's TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS! By defeating...Kiana James and Fallon Henley. Andre Chase starts doing the Dad dance to the ring. Drew Gulak reintroduces the Power Point Presentation, this time for his new bestie. It of course gets interrupted all the time by Walker lol. Hardcore match between Gigi and Jacy has Gigi going over when Mama Becks interferes and the two reveal themselves to be Mother and Daughter.
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Post by john84 on Mar 13, 2023 23:21:50 GMT -5
Pretty Deadly start coming out to ''Sexy Boy!''.
Grayson Waller gets pissed at that which leads to Shawn making him come out dressed as Henry Godwinn, forcing him to dress up like him and makes him do the Hillbilly Dance with a pig swill bucket for his match, the end of which has Shawn attempt to throw the disgusting pig swill at him only for Grayson to get the upper hand and dump it over Shawn's head, with Shawn naturally overselling it lol.
Wendi Choo starts reading bedtime stories which are increasingly horror style.
Zoey Stark starts coming out, announcing she is the daughter of Iron Man, leading to ridicule but she persists and intends to prove it at next PPV. At PPV she proudly enters the ring, introducing her ''Father'' Iron Man. Robert Downey Jr comes out looking confused. After listening to her talk, calling him ''daddy'' etc. He asks her why she keeps calling him ''daddy''. At which point she leaves the ring humiliated but not before Jacy can laugh at her.
Next time we see Zoey, she comes out and says she is changing her maiden name to ''Rogers''...
Apollo has new segments where not only can he see into the future but he starts dressing up as a superhero now and starts doing ''superhero'' things like helping the elderly cross the street, even though they're sitting down having a meal at the Diner...
I think that's all I can come up with tonight. I'll see if I can come up with anymore tomorrow lol.
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Post by government mule on Mar 14, 2023 3:35:32 GMT -5
Inspired by his poker gimmick where he is the worst poker player in the world, Duke tries his hand at all other sorts of hobbies, but is equally shit at those too.
'Hi, I'm Duke Hudson and I'm the best paraglider in the world, watch me glide into the ring and.... OH SHIT!' *dead
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Post by welshpenguin on Mar 14, 2023 4:24:35 GMT -5
Von Wagner becomes an Austin Powers impersonator and renames himself Von Shagner. I’d pay to watch that 😀
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Post by john84 on Mar 14, 2023 10:22:51 GMT -5
Bronn Breakker starts wearing a helmet and starts acting like Ric Steiner. Ric comes to visit and is puzzled by Bronn's behaviour...
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Post by Wieners=$$$ on Mar 14, 2023 11:17:02 GMT -5
Slutty Referee. Catchphrase, "You've got till five, to make out with me hard!"
Slutty Time Keeper. Catchphrase, "Ding-Ding."(please note, they are not ringing a bell)
Slutty Concession Vendor. Catchphrase, "Hot dogs and buns!"(please note, they only serve snow cones)
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Post by IgnahtaSempria on Mar 14, 2023 11:23:02 GMT -5
Drew Gulak: Wrestling instructor.
He wears a headset connected to the arena speakers while he wrestles and gives lectures about how the move he's currently doing works and why it's so painful.
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Mar 14, 2023 11:28:16 GMT -5
Fed up with all the crime that happens in NXT, particularly in the parking lot, Dijak forms his own parking enforcement department.
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Post by 4real on Mar 14, 2023 13:09:57 GMT -5
Nathan Frazer: Tea Bag enthusiast
Not that kind of tea bag.
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Post by john84 on Mar 14, 2023 18:57:39 GMT -5
Lyra Valkyria starts entering the ring by ''flying'' like a bird, before ''landing'' in the middle ''nesting'' before the match and starts pecking her opponents. Also, during promos she starts spouting random bird facts for no apparent reason.
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