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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2023 13:31:40 GMT -5
damn even with the kayfabe retelling i wanted to see it just to see how absurd it got
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Mar 16, 2023 13:34:22 GMT -5
f*** dude we'll never get a slow sad Billie Eilish style cover of Stand Back now
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2023 13:38:31 GMT -5
Also if this was the Linda 'Hogan makes you want to try anal' McMahon film, I am devastated that it is dead Normally I would just Google that, but, uhh... someone's gonna have to give me some context, here.
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Post by Deleted on Mar 16, 2023 13:38:42 GMT -5
Is that the one that got leaked online early? I didnt hear anything about a leak...interesting. Wonder if this was darkside's your referencing
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Mar 16, 2023 14:00:12 GMT -5
Also if this was the Linda 'Hogan makes you want to try anal' McMahon film, I am devastated that it is dead Normally I would just Google that, but, uhh... someone's gonna have to give me some context, here. A script for a Vince biopic leaked It included a passage where they were discussing how Backlund wasn't what 80s fans wanted and Hogan was and Linda McMahon agrees with the idea of putting the belt on Hulk by saying Backlund seems like he is sexless and boring while Hogan is the kind of guy that makes a girl think she might try anal. I swear I didn't make this up
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Mar 16, 2023 14:15:36 GMT -5
Normally I would just Google that, but, uhh... someone's gonna have to give me some context, here. A script for a Vince biopic leaked It included a passage where they were discussing how Backlund wasn't what 80s fans wanted and Hogan was and Linda McMahon agrees with the idea of putting the belt on Hulk by saying Backlund seems like he is sexless and boring while Hogan is the kind of guy that makes a girl think she might try anal. I swear I didn't make this up But are we talking about Hulk Hogan's dick or Terry Bollea's dick? Because they're very different things.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Mar 16, 2023 14:18:16 GMT -5
Normally I would just Google that, but, uhh... someone's gonna have to give me some context, here. A script for a Vince biopic leaked It included a passage where they were discussing how Backlund wasn't what 80s fans wanted and Hogan was and Linda McMahon agrees with the idea of putting the belt on Hulk by saying Backlund seems like he is sexless and boring while Hogan is the kind of guy that makes a girl think she might try anal. I swear I didn't make this up I'm pretty sure the line was literally HE MAKES A GIRL WANNA DO BUTT STUFF
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Post by MrElijah on Mar 16, 2023 15:10:59 GMT -5
Only to lose to Ole Anderson Picture's Man Gets Hit by Football.*Ole gets hit by football in the groin* Ole: AHHG!! This is the shits!! *Keji Mutoh starts laughing uncontrollably * Mutoh: Give that man the $10,000!!! Cole: This isn't America's Funniest Home Videos Mutoh: But....man...football! Groin!!! It works on so many levels!
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Post by XIII on Mar 16, 2023 16:08:00 GMT -5
A script for a Vince biopic leaked It included a passage where they were discussing how Backlund wasn't what 80s fans wanted and Hogan was and Linda McMahon agrees with the idea of putting the belt on Hulk by saying Backlund seems like he is sexless and boring while Hogan is the kind of guy that makes a girl think she might try anal. I swear I didn't make this up I'm pretty sure the line was literally HE MAKES A GIRL WANNA DO BUTT STUFF
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Post by Red Mage Riot on Mar 16, 2023 16:40:50 GMT -5
This is one of those things that was only going to work if Vince was actually dead already. Even then, I feel like a good Vince movie would have to be handled like "I'm Not There", with different actors playing bits and pieces of his life like an anthology. I'd want to see who draws straws to play Vince encouraging Shane by pretending to kill Dracula. I don't even think Vince being gone would make it honest. I'm sure Stephanie, at least, if not the rest of the family, would pressure it into an aggrandizing puff piece about what an icon Vince is. We'll NEVER get a "warts and all" biography.
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Post by Mozenrath on Mar 16, 2023 16:53:01 GMT -5
This is one of those things that was only going to work if Vince was actually dead already. Even then, I feel like a good Vince movie would have to be handled like "I'm Not There", with different actors playing bits and pieces of his life like an anthology. I'd want to see who draws straws to play Vince encouraging Shane by pretending to kill Dracula. I don't even think Vince being gone would make it honest. I'm sure Stephanie, at least, if not the rest of the family, would pressure it into an aggrandizing puff piece about what an icon Vince is. We'll NEVER get a "warts and all" biography. Probably. Granted, if someone came to me and said, "We want to make a movie about your father. We're thinking of calling it Rapeman: The Man Who Rapes", I think I'd maybe pass on that, too.
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Post by Red Mage Riot on Mar 16, 2023 17:02:17 GMT -5
I don't even think Vince being gone would make it honest. I'm sure Stephanie, at least, if not the rest of the family, would pressure it into an aggrandizing puff piece about what an icon Vince is. We'll NEVER get a "warts and all" biography. Probably. Granted, if someone came to me and said, "We want to make a movie about your father. We're thinking of calling it Rapeman: The Man Who Rapes", I think I'd maybe pass on that, too. Yeah, the MOST negative thing that would be allowed to be said would be some variation on "Oh, he could be headstrong and hard to work with sometimes".
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Post by Citizen Snips on Mar 16, 2023 17:27:58 GMT -5
A script for a Vince biopic leaked It included a passage where they were discussing how Backlund wasn't what 80s fans wanted and Hogan was and Linda McMahon agrees with the idea of putting the belt on Hulk by saying Backlund seems like he is sexless and boring while Hogan is the kind of guy that makes a girl think she might try anal. I swear I didn't make this up I'm pretty sure the line was literally HE MAKES A GIRL WANNA DO BUTT STUFF
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Post by "Trickster Dogg" James Jesse on Mar 16, 2023 17:42:07 GMT -5
If Hogan could convince someone to try out anal sex, it's that implausible that he could get them to try fisting. He explicitly promoted it in the 1980s.
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Post by King Devitt and the Woke Mob on Mar 16, 2023 19:30:35 GMT -5
Normally I would just Google that, but, uhh... someone's gonna have to give me some context, here. A script for a Vince biopic leaked It included a passage where they were discussing how Backlund wasn't what 80s fans wanted and Hogan was and Linda McMahon agrees with the idea of putting the belt on Hulk by saying Backlund seems like he is sexless and boring while Hogan is the kind of guy that makes a girl think she might try anal. I swear I didn't make this up Sexless? Pffft I'd take 80's Backlund over 80's Hogan any day.
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Post by john84 on Mar 16, 2023 19:35:28 GMT -5
Can't say I'm surprised. Only surprise I guess is that it took so long to officially be dead.
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Post by BorneAgain on Mar 16, 2023 19:36:57 GMT -5
Spoiled for language: {Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW} Be grateful for the timeline we live in folks.
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Post by john84 on Mar 16, 2023 19:51:16 GMT -5
Spoiled for language: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}
Be grateful for the timeline we live in folks. I...Can't believe I just read that knowing it was meant to be a conversation between Gorilla Monsoon and Linda McMahon lol.
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Post by XIII on Mar 16, 2023 19:56:40 GMT -5
Spoiled for language: {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}
Be grateful for the timeline we live in folks. I...Can't believe I just read that knowing it was meant to be a conversation between Gorilla Monsoon and Linda McMahon lol. It’s even better when you read it in their voices.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Mar 16, 2023 19:58:24 GMT -5
No Gorilla you don't get it, an open ass is an open audience
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