Gawk Rivers
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Apr 4, 2023 22:15:13 GMT -5
 Roman Reigns legit has the Air Force Ones of teeth. Dentists everywhere probably have Roman's mouth memorized from being shown so many photos from people striving for glistening Hollywood bricks. This man brushes with trenbolone toothpaste. Big Dentists. Rich Dentists. Elusive Dentists. You probably couldn't even meet the man who takes care of Roman's teeth unless you knew a guy who knew a guy who knew Solo. But LISTEN -- In order to understand, we have to look at the come up.  Unassuming. Humble. Blue eyed. Homely. Cozy. This is a mouth that had to scratch and claw to get its chomp. You may notice that his goatee is shaped like the tail of a majestic blue whale. This conveys strength. Roman Reigns had a goal and all he had to do was conceive, believe, and brush his teeth. |
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Post by Pure Fusion Jesse Walsh on Apr 4, 2023 22:21:32 GMT -5
Heyman: Acknowledge your tribal chief!
*Roman walks to the ring as this plays*
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Gawk Rivers
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Apr 4, 2023 22:21:37 GMT -5
Fear & Doubt -- 2019  The jaw gains are building up to what we see in the present day but notice what's absent. Notice what has not yet found the will to shine and glimmer. What you are looking at is the long road. There is no easy work. Work through pain and loss. Brush and floss. |
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Andew9001
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Post by Andew9001 on Apr 4, 2023 22:22:24 GMT -5
Stupid sexy Roman with his million dollar smile and perfect teeth alignment. What a bastard. I hate him.
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ayumidah
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Post by ayumidah on Apr 4, 2023 22:23:31 GMT -5
in a time when everyone else had to hide their faces behind masks, Our Tribal Chief decided "Now's my time to SHINEEEEEEEE~!"
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bob
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Post by bob on Apr 4, 2023 22:27:16 GMT -5
a teeth thread without Danhausen or Dr. Britt Baker D.M.D. involved.... what a time to be a wrestling fan
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Gawk Rivers
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Apr 4, 2023 22:34:12 GMT -5
Clash of Champions 2020 -- Dawn of a New Era   |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 4, 2023 22:42:28 GMT -5
Clash of Champions 2020 -- Dawn of a New Era  |
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FinalGwen
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Post by FinalGwen on Apr 4, 2023 22:43:23 GMT -5
I can't unseen 'the expression' from Disco Elysium now when looking at him.
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Post by Limity (BLM) on Apr 4, 2023 22:44:51 GMT -5
And now, the man who went to the dentist and said, "Give me the high beams!", Roman Reigns.
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Gawk Rivers
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Apr 4, 2023 22:50:51 GMT -5
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Post by Chiral on Apr 4, 2023 22:54:01 GMT -5
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Apr 5, 2023 4:00:28 GMT -5
Tribal Chief? More like "Tribal Teef" amirite?!
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Post by Deleted on Apr 5, 2023 11:58:26 GMT -5
He should make the rest of the Bloodline get their teeth done like his to show their loyalty.
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Gawk Rivers
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Apr 5, 2023 12:01:54 GMT -5
He should make the rest of the Bloodline get their teeth done like his to show their loyalty. Sami should have been about to give himself DIY TikTok veneers until Roman dived in like BRO WHAT THE f*** NO and violently dragged him to Dr. One in the most heartwarming moment of tough love in 2022 |
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Gawk Rivers
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Apr 5, 2023 12:08:54 GMT -5
You know the exact moment that Sami probably realized the gravity of what he'd done by turning on The Bloodline? When dude got a cavity.
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J is Justice
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Post by J is Justice on Apr 5, 2023 12:29:30 GMT -5
It's fake. He's all fake. He doesn't even have a left arm.
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J is Justice
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Post by J is Justice on Apr 5, 2023 12:30:09 GMT -5
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Post by King Boo on Apr 5, 2023 12:46:40 GMT -5
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Gawk Rivers
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Apr 5, 2023 12:48:55 GMT -5
IM CRYING I USED THIS f***ING PHOTO AS AN AVATAR ON SOME SHIT IN LIKE 2008 |
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