A Little Doo Doo
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Apr 10, 2023 22:14:28 GMT -5
This was also an Omosless RAW Not a good start to the build of the WrestleMania 40 main event Omos doesn't have travel issues, travel issues have Omos.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Apr 10, 2023 22:16:28 GMT -5
I want Bayley impersonating Taker now. I've often wondered what it'd be like if WWE were to try and have a woman be an Undertaker type character.
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Post by King Devitt and the Woke Mob on Apr 10, 2023 22:17:30 GMT -5
Popped in and out and here's what I learned from tonight's Raw:
1. Some of y'all really need to rub one out before you watch wrestling
2. I need to protect Kevin Patrick at all costs
3. I need to know if there's a place beyond Bitchhalla that Cody can ascend to..
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john84
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by john84 on Apr 10, 2023 22:18:21 GMT -5
If she's still around, lol. Hey J is Justice, Maybe by next year's WM YOU won't be around! *nods* Doo Doo v Justice CONFIRMED!
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A Little Doo Doo
Ozymandius
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Apr 10, 2023 22:19:30 GMT -5
Please see my new status. Thank you.
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john84
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Post by john84 on Apr 10, 2023 22:21:47 GMT -5
FLY IYO FLY! SAVE YOURSELVES! THE PROPHECY HAS COME TRUE! IYO SKY HAS LEARNED HOW TO FLY! SHE WILL DEVOUR US ALL!!!
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john84
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Post by john84 on Apr 10, 2023 22:22:46 GMT -5
At this point I'm determined to die childless, that's how sick I am of bloodlines. Bring back dinosaurs! As you wish
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Post by hbkid718 on Apr 10, 2023 22:23:13 GMT -5
Before getting to Raw, I want to say that I still didn't do my Weekly Column. Between finishing my WrestleMania Post, having to work on Saturday, & Easter on Sunday, I didn't get a chance to finish it, but it will be done by this weekend as a Supersized 4-week Column.
Here are my Raw Thoughts:
Cool, Rey Mysterio on Raw for the 2nd week in a row. Hopefully after the Draft, we won't be getting Smackdown wrestlers on Raw & vice-versa. I like Corey Graves being honest & announcing the travel issues. Good show scheduled despite all that. Great segment with Rey & Dominik Mysterio to continue their feud as Dominik continues to get heat. Though we have seen it the past, Rey VS Finn Balor could be fun. I hope since half of the roster is missing, they let them wrestle for 20 minutes or more. Incredible match between Rey Mysterio & Finn Balor. I have to give Balor so much credit for wrestling this hard after getting 14 staples in his head at WrestleMania & still recovering from his calf injury. Rey has had amazing matches since being inducted in the HOF. Stupid segment with The Alpha Academy & Maxxine Dupri. but what happened to Lita? I was looking forward to her & Becky Lynch VS Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodriguez, but why would they do an injury angle for match where all 4 participants are there? My selfishness got the worst of me by me crapping on Brock Lesnar's attack on Cody Rhodes last week as I did all of that research, but after watching the replay, it was fun & I can't wait for Rhodes VS Lesnar as they never wrestled each other in any capacity. Is Vince McMahon back in charge? Becky Lynch said that Lita is in a local medical facility. Trish Stratus will be teaming with Lynch against Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodriguez. It is Trish's 1st Raw since she & Natalya lost to Becky & Charlotte Flair on 8/5/19. I have to do research now to see when was the last time that we had 2 Hall of Famers wrestle on the same show as we have had Rey Mysterio & now Trish Stratus in action on Raw. Cool video on Seth Rollins as his wife stands in the ring getting ready for her match. Awesome Stat from Kevin Patrick about Trish being the 1st Hall of Fame to defend a title since Roddy Piper when he & Ric Flair lost to Rated RKO. And people do not like him for some reason. Anyone that does Stats like that are #1 in my book. Becky Lynch & Trish Stratus VS Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodriguez was an excellent match. Trish hasn't missed a beat & Raquel's strength impresses me every time. I was not expecting the Women's Tag Titles to change hands like that. I love heel Trish/ This ends Lita & Becky Lynch's Womens Tag Title Reign at 42 Days, tying Asuka & Charlotte Flair (12/20/20-1/31/21) for 3rd Shortest Reign after Aliyah & Raquel Rodriguez (8/29/22 - 9/12/22, 14 Days) & Asuka & Alexa Bliss (10/31/22 - 11/5/22, 5 Days). Rodrigues now becomes the 11th wrestler to be a multi-time Women's Tag Team Champion & Liv Morgan becomes the 2nd 1st-time Women's Tag Champion in a row & the 2nd in a row to be a former Smackdown Women's Champion. Excellent promo as usual by Paul Heyman. I don't mind another war between Kevin Owens & Solo Sikoa later. By the way, congrats to Roman Reigns for now having the 8th Longest WWE Championship Reign of All-Time, as he just beat RandySavage (3/27/88-4/2/89) & AJ Styles (11/7/17-11/13/18)'s 371 Days. Interesting segment with Bayley, Dakota Kai, & IYO SKY to start the seeds of a break-up of Damage CTRL. I'm glad those rumors of Bayley wanting to leave WWE was all BS. Damn, Bobby Lashley VS Bronson Reed was good until the Double Count Out, but I get why they did it. I don't mind another war between these monsters. Awesome promo by Cody Rhodes. I love him mentioning his career, the rubber chicken, & that wins & losses matter. Nice words about Brock Lesnar. I thought they would save Cody VS Brock for Blood Money KOTR in Saudi, but I'll take it at (Not WrestleMania, Cody) Backlash. See, Cody Rhodes messed up the line. It's just WWE Backlash. So Vince McMahon is not running the show. So, all of you people can relax. Awesome, Logan Paul resigning with WWE is a great idea & a perfect way for Triple H to spend Vince McMahon's money. It is well worth it. He's a great wrestler for someone that has only had a handful of matches. The Alpha Academy VS The Usos was a fun match. And surprisingly to me, this was the 1st time ever that The Alpha Academy & The Usos wrestled each other in any form. But Chad needs to stop doing the flying Headbutt. That won't be good for his future. Piper Niven VS IYO SKY VS Mia Yim was another exciting match tonight on Raw. All 3 women were amazing. We have seen all 3 of them VS Bianca Belair several times in the past, but I didn't care who won the match. Great promo by Kevin Owens. I don't care that tonight will be the 4th 1-on-1 Match between him & Solo Sikoa, which is the most re-matched match in 2023. It's going to be a good one. Awesome, Brock Lesnar will be on Raw next week to answer Cody Rhodes' challenge. I love the story of Kevin Owens VS Solo Sikoa with KO gutting through the match despite his injured knee. Every time they go at it, it's a fun one. I love Riddle & Sami Zayn running from the parking lot to the ring to save Owens. Sign me up for the 6-Man.
Here are my Raw Match Rankings: 1) The Alpha Academy VS The Usos 2) Kevin Owens VS Solo Sikoa 3) Rey Mysterio VS Finn Balor 4) Piper Niven VS IYO SKY VS Mia Yim 5) Bobby Lashley VS Bronson Reed 6) Becky Lynch & Trish Stratus VS Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodriguez
Despite having only half of the Roster, Raw was an excellent show with every match being great. It was back to being a fun show before last week, which was a one time thing as tonight proves that only Triple H is running things & Vince McMahon has nothing to do with it. Good night.
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john84
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Post by john84 on Apr 10, 2023 22:23:33 GMT -5
Bayley has Iyo doing splits all over her face and she's OK with that, I guess... I mean...Who wouldn't be?...
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XIII
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Post by XIII on Apr 10, 2023 22:25:13 GMT -5
Popped in and out and here's what I learned from tonight's Raw: 1. Some of y'all really need to rub one out before you watch wrestling 2. I need to protect Kevin Patrick at all costs 3. I need to know if there's a place beyond Bitchalla that Cody can ascend to.. 1. LMAO….but seriously, yes. 2. 🤷🏻♂️ 3. If Bitchhalla is not enough to contain the bitchery the next step is Bitchlantis.
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Post by john84 on Apr 10, 2023 22:26:30 GMT -5
Iyo (raises arms in the air): "YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Iyo and L.A. Knight a couple CONFIRMED!
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john84
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Post by john84 on Apr 10, 2023 22:30:52 GMT -5
THE IYO FANS HERE ARE GOING WILD!!!!! Until they remember she's facing Bianca. Ah screw it. I'm still going to go wild. HIT THE MUSIC!
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Post by john84 on Apr 10, 2023 22:37:22 GMT -5
I, uh...like Kevin Patrick. *tries to dodge everyone throwing limes at him*
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Apr 10, 2023 22:49:06 GMT -5
3. I need to know if there's a place beyond Bitchhalla that Cody can ascend to.. I've been mulling over a few prospective future names as the thread evolves.
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Post by john84 on Apr 10, 2023 22:50:05 GMT -5
Some brief thoughts on RAW tonight
1.) Piper Niven v Iyo Sky v Mia Yim - 1 thumb up 2.) Alpha Academy v Usos - 1 thumb up 3.) Rey Mysterio v Finn Balor - 1 thumb up 4.) Bobby Lashley VS Bronson Reed - Meh - Decent match till the double countout 5.) Becky Lynch & Trish Stratus VS Liv Morgan & Raquel Rodriguez - 1 thumb down - Not a great match but right result at least 6.) Kevin Owens v Solo Sikoa - 2 thumbs down - Didn't care
Other stuff
- Cody's promo - Meh - Lita's acting when she got assaulted backstage - 1 thumb up - Just for the lol's - Trish's heel turn - 1 thumb up - Yes it was predictable but I prefer Trish when she's a heel so I'm happy with it. - Dom promo week - 1 thumb down - Needs work on improv clearly
Overall, whilst it was a low bar it's better than last week's episode and I'll give it a 6 out of 10 this week.
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Post by PTBartman on Apr 11, 2023 7:35:23 GMT -5
Popped in and out and here's what I learned from tonight's Raw: 1. Some of y'all really need to rub one out before you watch wrestling 2. I need to protect Kevin Patrick at all costs 3. I need to know if there's a place beyond Bitchalla that Cody can ascend to.. 1. LMAO….but seriously, yes. 2. 🤷🏻♂️ 3. If Bitchhalla is not enough to contain the bitchery the next step is Bitchlantis. With final stop being Bitchtopia
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Post by XIII on Apr 11, 2023 10:24:56 GMT -5
1. LMAO….but seriously, yes. 2. 🤷🏻♂️ 3. If Bitchhalla is not enough to contain the bitchery the next step is Bitchlantis. With final stop being Bitchtopia At some point he may reach Bitchvana
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Post by Hypnosis on Apr 11, 2023 11:38:25 GMT -5
Did Riddle run to the arena barefoot? That's dedication to the gimmick. Imagine if he stepped on a nail or broken piece of glass. Riddle needs to go see a foot doctor badly if he really can't wear shoes for whatever reason.
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J is Justice
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Post by J is Justice on Apr 11, 2023 13:16:05 GMT -5
Hey J is Justice, Maybe by next year's WM YOU won't be around! *nods* Doo Doo v Justice CONFIRMED! I already beat him when Aliyah pinned Shotzi.
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Apr 11, 2023 13:38:18 GMT -5
I already mentioned the Multiverse of Bitchness idea I'm floating in the thread for that but another one I'm floating is... {Spoiler}The Bitchness of Cody: Tears of My Kingdom
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