chazraps
Wade Wilson
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Post by chazraps on Dec 1, 2023 14:34:56 GMT -5
Right after my dad died last January I had a dream that I was supposed to meet him for dinner reservations at a nearby restaurant and Harley Race showed up instead.
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Post by Psicofreak667 on Dec 1, 2023 21:06:10 GMT -5
All my wrestling dreams are weird and stupid.
I had one where I was in a grocery store with my old boy scout troop. There was one bottle of Surge left and we all wanted it. Trish Stratus shows up out of nowhere with one of those metal bussing trays they had in school cafeterias with a bunch of little plastic glasses on it. She takes the Surge from us, divvys it up into equal portions in all those little glasses, and then leaves. None of us got any Surge.
I had another one where I was in a wrestling match. And it was some kind of ridiculous 30 vs 30 match that took place not in a wrestling ring but more of an obstacle course kind of thing. Remember those play rooms from back in the day like Discovery Zone and Fantasy Funjungle? Kind of like that. Also in the dream I couldn't do anything that I couldn't do in real life, so my moveset was limited to DDTs and low angle dropkicks. After a minute or two, the dream got bored with itself and changed to me sliding down a waterslide while Cactus Jack's theme song played.
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Post by saneiac on Dec 2, 2023 11:49:40 GMT -5
Me and a bunch of actual wrestlers, including Edge, Kurt Angle, and Test, went to Japan to do a show. We met the booker by the ring, which was on a long straight dirt road with deep ditches on both sides, and he lined us up, American wrestlers on one side of the road and Japanese wrestlers on the other side, facing each other. Then he explained the rules: it was legal to use bricks as a weapon, but only for the Japanese wrestlers. Kurt Angle started to complain, so one of the Japanese wrestlers threw a brick at Kurt's head and knocked him into the ditch. Edge wasn't happy about this at all, and tried to leave. The booker got on a horse and killed Edge with a sharpened lance.
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Post by Ishmeal Loves Kaseyhausen on Dec 2, 2023 21:33:56 GMT -5
I had a dream a few nights ago that I was in high school with Billie Starkz, Jordan Oliver and Nick Wayne. We were in lunch line and Billie told me she had a match coming up at Wrestlecade with Jacy Jayne. I asked her if she knew anyone that could get me tickets. Then I woke up.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
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Post by Sephiroth on Dec 4, 2023 8:29:15 GMT -5
I had a dream that I was on a date with Asuka to Atlantic City. She was in her ring gear. She went bonkers for a quarter push machine.
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Phosphor Glow
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Dec 4, 2023 11:09:59 GMT -5
when i was in middle school i had a dream that we had a school-wide battle royale, like World War 3 but not with any rings, just hundreds of kids in the school
to be eliminated you had to be thrown out of the third story window
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Squirrel Master
Hank Scorpio
"Then the Squirrel Master came out of left field and told me I'm his bitch!"
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Post by Squirrel Master on Dec 4, 2023 12:08:04 GMT -5
I was at Puerto Rico on holiday and when I checked in the hotel the front desk clerks told me that Abdullah the Butcher was there an hour before, looking for me.
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Post by chronocross on Dec 4, 2023 12:12:58 GMT -5
I had a dream I saw Mark Henry (Hall of Pain version) at my local library and if I didn't read a book he said he was going to whoop my ass.
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Post by Sparvid on May 27, 2024 18:25:09 GMT -5
I had a really long dream last night where I was some kind of wrestler who had previously at most been a generic TNA guy. Then I had lived abroad for years and not really followed the industry, but I went back temporary to visit some family and decided (or was encouraged to?) to ask WWE for a job. So I went there, which was some kind of mix between backstage of a show and the headquarters but with everyone on the roster running around at the office, and was assigned some wrestler I've never seen before who would evaluate me. Eventually he concluded that I wasn't good enough, which was what I had assumed from the start.
Then I said that since I at least know the basics of selling and was in town, was there any chance I could appear on screen as basically security guard #5 getting attacked by some angry heel, since that would pop my family and some random fans who remembered me. He thought about it, and then had an idea and went around telling people that if they saw some certain female wrestler - whose name I didn't recognize but appeared to be some kind of Kharma-like powerhouse - tell her that he had a suggestion for whatever he owed her or something. I either thought to myself or commented to someone that I thought ideas like this for a show would be brought up to someone in creative instead... Then I woke up.
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UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on May 27, 2024 23:46:46 GMT -5
I think I’ve told this one before but the one that comes to mind is a dream about Viscera right around… 2000? Somewhere around that time.
Dream starts with Kurt Angle winning a match against The Rock and he’s all celebrating in the ring but somehow he is teleported to the back. The lights come on and Viscera is standing next to him staring at the “camera” with the weird ass eyes and it was the most scared I’d been at a dream since I was basically an infant. Dude is staring ahead and and says “Kurt angle is deeeeeeead” before Angle picks him up with one hand and launches him through the roof but he just comes all the way down and lands on Kurt, presumably killing him through Kurt’s ineptitude.
Viscera then says “Kurt angle was deeeeeead” and I could hear JR and King say shit like “oh that’s not supposed to happen this isn’t part of the programming” and I woke up crying. Hated him ever since. Glad Angle is alive.
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