🤔🖤 NXT 5/2/23 Thread -- The Séance of Pretty Deadly

[Rudy Gobert Weather Machine]

(language. the NXT language.)

IT'S GETTING DRAFTY IN HERE AND EVERYONE'S GOT A BIT OF ANKLE PAIN BUT OH MY GOD IT'S TUESDAY AND PRETTY DEADLY ARE PRETTY DEAD (RIP) BUT HOPPED OUT THE DEEP BLUE SEA LIKE MUSHU LAST NIGHT SO ALL BETS ARE OFF NOTHING IS TRUE ALL IS PERMITTED

- NXT Women's Tag Title Everyone Leaves Town Special: Alba Fire & Isla Dawn (c) vs. Kayden & Katayden 
- NXT North American Championship: Wes Lee (c) vs. Drew Gulak w/ Charlie Hempseed 
- Biggest Head Leaves Town Special: JD McDonagh vs. Dragon Lee 
- GIGI DOLIN VS. JACY JAYNE II: MAYBE THEY'RE NOT FRIENDS ANYMORE 
- MYSTERY CALLER VERSUS THE NUMERIC BALLER: Skryptz vs. Axiom 
- We will find out if Carmelo Hayes is still feeling like his usual self after a big silly dog put him through the f***ing wall 

[asuka007]

It’ll be interesting to see how HBK books his way out of this:

An injured Women’s Champ who is also leaving.

A Women’s Tag Title Match between two teams who are also leaving.

Gigi vs. Jacy. The lil Chucky Doll vs. The Dancing Fool.

["The Natural" Bustin Loads]

Step 1 on Jacy Jayne to NXT Women's Champ Sightseeing Tour

[A Little Doo Doo]

I love the Ginger Cleavage Witches, but I'm an NXT fan first!!! Elektra and Lola need to get in this match and save those titles!!!

[A Little Doo Doo]

May 2, 2023 11:53:35 GMT -5 "The Natural" Bustin Loads said:

Step 1 on Jacy Jayne to NXT Women's Champ Sightseeing Tour

I'm starting to see the light at the end of the tunnel, EZ. I think the Toxic master plan's finally being revealed at Battleground!

[gritizen]

NXT Fam, I know it looks bleak after that draft but I’m going to take a second to talk to you about underdogs.

Shawn Michaels, a few years ago, was given all control pretty much in this organization. He was put in the performance center and given an impossible task! Two years ago, when they made a decision, he came out of there a different man. He came out of there with a purpose and a drive to make this possible. And I saw a different Shawn Michaels. An underdog.

When Shawn Michaels was hired, he was rated as the worst booker by a lot of freakin' analysts out there in the media. Last Year, some clown named Vinny Verhei said that “NXT 2.0, is awful. Please stop producing it”. You saw a driven Shawn Michaels, a man who booked multiple murders on television. He wasn’t booking just to be mediocre. He’s booking for a Booker of the Year Award.

And it don’t stop with him. It does not stop with him.

Mandy Rose wasn’t good enough; she was never going to be a champion. Before she got fired, she was the baddest freaking bitch in the game. Wes Lee was told he couldn’t make it on his own. Chase U isn’t an accredited school. Carmelo Hayes is too small. Jinder Mahal can’t lay off the juice. Roxanne Perez has anxiety!
Jacy Jayne can’t dance. Cora Jade can’t skateboard.
Damon Kemp is the inferior brother. Gigi Dolin will never get hired. Tony D’Angelo is just a fake TV gangster. Von Wagner has no personality. Bron Breakker has no personality.
Wendy Choo’s gimmick is dumb. Brooks Jensen can’t get laid.
Grayson Waller is just a poor man's Miz. Fallon Henly can’t run a successful bar. Stevie Turner is just running a ponzi scheme.
Tiffany Stratton is just a blonde bimbo. The Diamond Mine can’t act.
Axiom won’t get over. Hank Walker will never be anything more than a security guard.
It’s the whole team! It’s the whole team!



This entire organization, with a bunch of driven men & women who accomplished something. They were a bunch of underdogs. And you know what an underdog is? It’s a hungry dog. And Bron Breakker has had this quote in the weight room that has stood on the wall for the last two years -- "Hungry dogs run faster." And that’s this show.

Bottom line is, they wanted it more. All the wrestlers. All the coaches. The announce team. Shawn Michaels. Everybody wanted it more. And that’s why they’re the best freaking show on TV today. And that’s why they will rebuild because when they’re backs are against the wall is when they shine the brightest.

[A Little Doo Doo]

May 2, 2023 13:04:19 GMT -5 gritizen said:

NXT Fam, I know it looks bleak after that draft but I’m going to take a second to talk to you about underdogs.

Shawn Michaels, a few years ago, was given all control pretty much in this organization. He was put in the performance center and given an impossible task! Two years ago, when they made a decision, he came out of there a different man. He came out of there with a purpose and a drive to make this possible. And I saw a different Shawn Michaels. An underdog.

When Shawn Michaels was hired, he was rated as the worst booker by a lot of freakin' analysts out there in the media. Last Year, some clown named Vinny Verhei said that “NXT 2.0, is awful. Please stop producing it”. You saw a driven Shawn Michaels, a man who booked multiple murders on television. He wasn’t booking just to be mediocre. He’s booking for a Booker of the Year Award.

And it don’t stop with him. It does not stop with him.

Mandy Rose wasn’t good enough; she was never going to be a champion. Before she got fired, she was the baddest freaking bitch in the game. Wes Lee was told he couldn’t make it on his own. Chase U isn’t an accredited school. Carmelo Hayes is too small. Jinder Mahal can’t lay off the juice. Roxanne Perez has anxiety!
Jacy Jayne can’t dance. Cora Jade can’t skateboard.
Damon Kemp is the inferior brother. Gigi Dolin will never get hired. Tony D’Angelo is just a fake TV gangster. Von Wagner has no personality. Bron Breakker has no personality.
Wendy Choo’s gimmick is dumb. Brooks Jensen can’t get laid.
Grayson Waller is just a poor man's Miz. Fallon Henly can’t run a successful bar. Stevie Turner is just running a ponzi scheme.
Tiffany Stratton is just a blonde bimbo. The Diamond Mine can’t act.
Axiom won’t get over. Hank Walker will never be anything more than a security guard.
It’s the whole team! It’s the whole team!



This entire organization, with a bunch of driven men & women who accomplished something. They were a bunch of underdogs. And you know what an underdog is? It’s a hungry dog. And Bron Breakker has had this quote in the weight room that has stood on the wall for the last two years -- "Hungry dogs run faster." And that’s this show.

Bottom line is, they wanted it more. All the wrestlers. All the coaches. The announce team. Shawn Michaels. Everybody wanted it more. And that’s why they’re the best freaking show on TV today. And that’s why they will rebuild because when they’re backs are against the wall is when they shine the brightest.

I have tears in my eyes, grit. Wow. From the bottom of my heart, thank you. You always know how to take my thoughts and make beautiful posts out of them.

[XIII]

May 2, 2023 13:04:19 GMT -5 gritizen said:

NXT Fam, I know it looks bleak after that draft but I’m going to take a second to talk to you about underdogs.

Shawn Michaels, a few years ago, was given all control pretty much in this organization. He was put in the performance center and given an impossible task! Two years ago, when they made a decision, he came out of there a different man. He came out of there with a purpose and a drive to make this possible. And I saw a different Shawn Michaels. An underdog.

When Shawn Michaels was hired, he was rated as the worst booker by a lot of freakin' analysts out there in the media. Last Year, some clown named Vinny Verhei said that “NXT 2.0, is awful. Please stop producing it”. You saw a driven Shawn Michaels, a man who booked multiple murders on television. He wasn’t booking just to be mediocre. He’s booking for a Booker of the Year Award.

And it don’t stop with him. It does not stop with him.

Mandy Rose wasn’t good enough; she was never going to be a champion. Before she got fired, she was the baddest freaking bitch in the game. Wes Lee was told he couldn’t make it on his own. Chase U isn’t an accredited school. Carmelo Hayes is too small. Jinder Mahal can’t lay off the juice. Roxanne Perez has anxiety!
Jacy Jayne can’t dance. Cora Jade can’t skateboard.
Damon Kemp is the inferior brother. Gigi Dolin will never get hired. Tony D’Angelo is just a fake TV gangster. Von Wagner has no personality. Bron Breakker has no personality.
Wendy Choo’s gimmick is dumb. Brooks Jensen can’t get laid.
Grayson Waller is just a poor man's Miz. Fallon Henly can’t run a successful bar. Stevie Turner is just running a ponzi scheme.
Tiffany Stratton is just a blonde bimbo. The Diamond Mine can’t act.
Axiom won’t get over. Hank Walker will never be anything more than a security guard.
It’s the whole team! It’s the whole team!



This entire organization, with a bunch of driven men & women who accomplished something. They were a bunch of underdogs. And you know what an underdog is? It’s a hungry dog. And Bron Breakker has had this quote in the weight room that has stood on the wall for the last two years -- "Hungry dogs run faster." And that’s this show.

Bottom line is, they wanted it more. All the wrestlers. All the coaches. The announce team. Shawn Michaels. Everybody wanted it more. And that’s why they’re the best freaking show on TV today. And that’s why they will rebuild because when they’re backs are against the wall is when they shine the brightest.

[A Little Doo Doo]

[Rudy Gobert Weather Machine]

🛣 🐀 

[Von Wagner's Brownies]

[A Little Doo Doo]

I have zero idea how to use Snapchat, but I'm going to learn so I can start watching #UPNXT!!!

[A Little Doo Doo]

AXIOM VS. SKRYPTZ TONIGHT

I TOLD YOU HICKENBOTTOM WOULD BOUNCE BACK

[gritizen]

May 2, 2023 14:27:03 GMT -5 A Little Doo Doo said:

Still not convinced it's the real Jacy. Still think the cosplayer had something to do with it. Would the real Jacy tweet this?

[Rudy Gobert Weather Machine]

Axiom literally put hair on his chest KOing Skryptz

[gritizen]

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW}

[mj0mn0m]

May 2, 2023 11:38:16 GMT -5 Rudy Gobert Weather Machine said:

- NXT Women's Tag Title Everyone Leaves Town Special: Alba Fire & Isla Dawn (c) vs. Kayden & Katayden

Will watch that tag match up closely, one of the teams will probably challenge Liv and Raquel soon. 👊

[Rudy Gobert Weather Machine]

I've updated OP to be a helpful timeline of what happened to Pretty Deadly in case anyone has been asleep for the last week

["Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik]

More importantly - tonight is Joe vs. Joe. If Joe wins, his team challenges for the tag titles. But if Joe wins...they can't.

[Jumpin' Jesse Walsh]

May 2, 2023 13:04:19 GMT -5 gritizen said:

NXT Fam, I know it looks bleak after that draft but I’m going to take a second to talk to you about underdogs.

Shawn Michaels, a few years ago, was given all control pretty much in this organization. He was put in the performance center and given an impossible task! Two years ago, when they made a decision, he came out of there a different man. He came out of there with a purpose and a drive to make this possible. And I saw a different Shawn Michaels. An underdog.

When Shawn Michaels was hired, he was rated as the worst booker by a lot of freakin' analysts out there in the media. Last Year, some clown named Vinny Verhei said that “NXT 2.0, is awful. Please stop producing it”. You saw a driven Shawn Michaels, a man who booked multiple murders on television. He wasn’t booking just to be mediocre. He’s booking for a Booker of the Year Award.

And it don’t stop with him. It does not stop with him.

Mandy Rose wasn’t good enough; she was never going to be a champion. Before she got fired, she was the baddest freaking bitch in the game. Wes Lee was told he couldn’t make it on his own. Chase U isn’t an accredited school. Carmelo Hayes is too small. Jinder Mahal can’t lay off the juice. Roxanne Perez has anxiety!
Jacy Jayne can’t dance. Cora Jade can’t skateboard.
Damon Kemp is the inferior brother. Gigi Dolin will never get hired. Tony D’Angelo is just a fake TV gangster. Von Wagner has no personality. Bron Breakker has no personality.
Wendy Choo’s gimmick is dumb. Brooks Jensen can’t get laid.
Grayson Waller is just a poor man's Miz. Fallon Henly can’t run a successful bar. Stevie Turner is just running a ponzi scheme.
Tiffany Stratton is just a blonde bimbo. The Diamond Mine can’t act.
Axiom won’t get over. Hank Walker will never be anything more than a security guard.
It’s the whole team! It’s the whole team!



This entire organization, with a bunch of driven men & women who accomplished something. They were a bunch of underdogs. And you know what an underdog is? It’s a hungry dog. And Bron Breakker has had this quote in the weight room that has stood on the wall for the last two years -- "Hungry dogs run faster." And that’s this show.

Bottom line is, they wanted it more. All the wrestlers. All the coaches. The announce team. Shawn Michaels. Everybody wanted it more. And that’s why they’re the best freaking show on TV today. And that’s why they will rebuild because when they’re backs are against the wall is when they shine the brightest.

I stood up and read this aloud with a hand on my heart.