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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on May 17, 2023 2:23:57 GMT -5
Would also like to mention that this was Ilja Dragunov's first proper NXT segment where dude was in the Shawn Michaels Cinematic Universe AKA The Hickenverse and already he's getting waterboarded
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on May 17, 2023 2:42:14 GMT -5
Dijak and Dragonov turning up as a tag team with a chainsaw and a blowtorch whilst dressed like Demolition every match would rule so hard. All Dragunov needs is a knife and fork and a white handkerchief tied around his neck and people would run for the comparative safety of the parking lot.
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Post by XIII on May 17, 2023 5:11:40 GMT -5
Nothing says wrestling like two hard men torturing each other until one of them says I quit.
LONG LIVE THE HEAD BOOKING KID!
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Post by MrElijah on May 17, 2023 7:52:07 GMT -5
Do you think he's breaking yet now that Dijak's hooked the jumper cables up to his nipples or Next Week on NXT:
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Post by coleslaw on May 17, 2023 7:57:22 GMT -5
Why does this feel like a Tekken ending
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Post by stevescorpio on May 17, 2023 9:39:59 GMT -5
Stuff like this is why NXT is WWE's best show right now. Shawn is just allowed to do whatever the f*** he wants. Including shooting this like a gay porno.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on May 17, 2023 9:46:16 GMT -5
Dijak and Dragunov are both extremely meme worthy but also really damn good. It's the best of both worlds. Literally a big reason why Cody is on fire right now also lmao Brock will probably literally set Cody on fire at the next PLE.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on May 17, 2023 9:48:22 GMT -5
Is it just me, or does like everything in wrestling look like sex or looks sex-adjacent? The strange thing is that I'm probably one of the 3 least sexual people on this board, if not THE least sexual, but even I find HBK's nonstop Horny Booking to be hilarious.
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Post by pinja on May 17, 2023 10:35:54 GMT -5
Why does this feel like a Tekken ending
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Post by XIII on May 17, 2023 12:23:19 GMT -5
Dijak and Dragonov turning up as a tag team with a chainsaw and a blowtorch whilst dressed like Demolition every match would rule so hard.
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Post by coleslaw on May 17, 2023 12:27:59 GMT -5
Why does this feel like a Tekken ending I love you for this
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Post by ayumidah on May 17, 2023 13:20:01 GMT -5
Dijak and Dragonov turning up as a tag team with a chainsaw and a blowtorch whilst dressed like Demolition every match would rule so hard. They should take Tyler Reks and Curt Hawkins' old gimmick
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Post by government mule on May 17, 2023 15:16:51 GMT -5
Dijak and Dragonov turning up as a tag team with a chainsaw and a blowtorch whilst dressed like Demolition every match would rule so hard. Take all my money
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on May 17, 2023 15:49:37 GMT -5
Thank God neither of them were drafted. Dijak's like the funniest character in NXT and Ilja's a perfect fit in the wacky NXT Universe.
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Post by ayumidah on May 17, 2023 16:06:27 GMT -5
They seem as hyped as the rest of us
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Post by pinja on May 17, 2023 16:13:06 GMT -5
Birdman vs. Marquis Dijon to decide the pecking order.
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on May 17, 2023 18:40:15 GMT -5
They seem as hyped as the rest of us It should be an I Quit match, but this is gonna rule either way.
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Post by ayumidah on May 17, 2023 19:05:07 GMT -5
They seem as hyped as the rest of us It should be an I Quit match, but this is gonna rule either way. They really had to do a big photoshop job on that picture of Ilja after last night's abuses
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Post by Hypnosis on May 18, 2023 11:08:36 GMT -5
They seem as hyped as the rest of us It should be an I Quit match, but this is gonna rule either way. That match hasn't been done in a while, so I'm a little disappointed it's not happening either.
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on May 19, 2023 2:05:03 GMT -5
This feels pretty mild compared to how Rhea and Dominik must spend their days off. The amount of money Dom spends on buying bags of frozen peas to sit on is probably higher than my phone bill.
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