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Post by hashtagdaley/JudasDay on Aug 16, 2023 14:12:49 GMT -5
Okay, so I am trying to create the most volatile team in NBA history in 2k. I want a team where everyone might get thrown out for technicals or fighting in the real world: PG - Gary Payton SG - ? F - Rodman or Metta World Peace F - Rasheed Wallace or Barkley C - Draymond or Laimbeer Bench: Russell Westbrook, Dillion Brooks, Kevin Garnett, Tim Duncan (he's only there to get thrown out for laughing on the bench). But I need help finding a shooting guard. I guess I could put Westbrook at SG, but I want him backing up Payton. And while Karl Malone has the most technicals in NBA history, he's off the team because f*** Karl Malone. Where’s my man DeMarcus?!
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Post by The Foreigner™: PreSZN on Aug 16, 2023 14:18:11 GMT -5
Okay, so I am trying to create the most volatile team in NBA history in 2k. I want a team where everyone might get thrown out for technicals or fighting in the real world: PG - Gary Payton SG - ? F - Rodman or Metta World Peace F - Rasheed Wallace or Barkley C - Draymond or Laimbeer Bench: Russell Westbrook, Dillion Brooks, Kevin Garnett, Tim Duncan (he's only there to get thrown out for laughing on the bench). But I need help finding a shooting guard. I guess I could put Westbrook at SG, but I want him backing up Payton. And while Karl Malone has the most technicals in NBA history, he's off the team because f*** Karl Malone. For true SGs, probably Grayson Allen, DeShawn Stevenson or Lance Stephenson
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 16, 2023 14:19:28 GMT -5
Okay, so I am trying to create the most volatile team in NBA history in 2k. I want a team where everyone might get thrown out for technicals or fighting in the real world: PG - Gary Payton SG - ? F - Rodman or Metta World Peace F - Rasheed Wallace or Barkley C - Draymond or Laimbeer Bench: Russell Westbrook, Dillion Brooks, Kevin Garnett, Tim Duncan (he's only there to get thrown out for laughing on the bench). But I need help finding a shooting guard. I guess I could put Westbrook at SG, but I want him backing up Payton. And while Karl Malone has the most technicals in NBA history, he's off the team because f*** Karl Malone. Where’s my man DeMarcus?! Yes! I will add Boogie to the mix of nitroglycerin
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 16, 2023 14:23:20 GMT -5
Okay, so I am trying to create the most volatile team in NBA history in 2k. I want a team where everyone might get thrown out for technicals or fighting in the real world: PG - Gary Payton SG - ? F - Rodman or Metta World Peace F - Rasheed Wallace or Barkley C - Draymond or Laimbeer Bench: Russell Westbrook, Dillion Brooks, Kevin Garnett, Tim Duncan (he's only there to get thrown out for laughing on the bench). But I need help finding a shooting guard. I guess I could put Westbrook at SG, but I want him backing up Payton. And while Karl Malone has the most technicals in NBA history, he's off the team because f*** Karl Malone. For true SGs, probably Grayson Allen, DeShawn Stevenson or Lance Stephenson This might work, thanks. I want it so everyone on the team might kicked out in the same game.
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Post by sfvega on Aug 16, 2023 14:48:06 GMT -5
Okay, so I am trying to create the most volatile team in NBA history in 2k. I want a team where everyone might get thrown out for technicals or fighting in the real world: PG - Gary Payton SG - ? F - Rodman or Metta World Peace F - Rasheed Wallace or Barkley C - Draymond or Laimbeer Bench: Russell Westbrook, Dillion Brooks, Kevin Garnett, Tim Duncan (he's only there to get thrown out for laughing on the bench). But I need help finding a shooting guard. I guess I could put Westbrook at SG, but I want him backing up Payton. And while Karl Malone has the most technicals in NBA history, he's off the team because f*** Karl Malone. For true SGs, probably Grayson Allen, DeShawn Stevenson or Lance Stephenson Grayson was going to be my reply. That guy is a lightning rod with the most punchable face in sports.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Aug 16, 2023 14:55:53 GMT -5
Okay, so I am trying to create the most volatile team in NBA history in 2k. I want a team where everyone might get thrown out for technicals or fighting in the real world: PG - Gary Payton SG - ? F - Rodman or Metta World Peace F - Rasheed Wallace or Barkley C - Draymond or Laimbeer Bench: Russell Westbrook, Dillion Brooks, Kevin Garnett, Tim Duncan (he's only there to get thrown out for laughing on the bench). But I need help finding a shooting guard. I guess I could put Westbrook at SG, but I want him backing up Payton. And while Karl Malone has the most technicals in NBA history, he's off the team because f*** Karl Malone. Luka on shooting guard sharing the floor with Draymond just nonstop cornering the refs after every play even the ones that go perfect.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 16, 2023 15:15:53 GMT -5
I may need to add Andrew Bynum. Anyone who gets thrown out and leaves the court damn near butt naked has a spot on my team.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 16, 2023 15:30:26 GMT -5
Okay, here is the team:
PG - Gary Payton (just his trash talk might get some fisticuffs going) SG - Grayson Allen (known dirty player and you just want to punch him) F - Dennis Rodman (totally unpredictable) F - Rasheed Wallace (might get thrown out before the game starts) C - Bill Laimbeer (maybe the greatest irritant/douchebag in basketball history)
We won't score for crap but we will defend and drive everyone completely nuts.
Bench:
PF/C - Boogie Cousins PF/C - Zaza Pachulia F - Metta World Peace F - Charles Barkley (Wallace will argue with refs immediately so that's why he's starting over a better player) G - Lance Stephenson G - DeShawn Stevenson
Benchwarmer: Tim Duncan (remember he must be on the bench at all times so he can be thrown out for laughing)
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Aug 17, 2023 12:35:47 GMT -5
I forgot Danny Ainge. I might replace Grayson Allen with Ainge, I think he's even more punchable.
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Post by horsemen4ever on Aug 18, 2023 19:33:54 GMT -5
I am going out on a limb here, but based on process of elimination, the Knicks have a good shot to win the Atlantic Division. I know division means zip in this sport, but with my teams lack of success, I will take it. An Atlantic Division title and Eastern Conference Finals appearance, that is a successful and Thibs can keep his job. Anything short of that, the Knicks might need to look to upgrade the head coach position to go to the next level.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Aug 18, 2023 19:51:35 GMT -5
I am going out on a limb here, but based on process of elimination, the Knicks have a good shot to win the Atlantic Division. I know division means zip in this sport, but with my teams lack of success, I will take it. An Atlantic Division title and Eastern Conference Finals appearance, that is a successful and Thibs can keep his job. Anything short of that, the Knicks might need to look to upgrade the head coach position to go to the next level. Good shot idk about that Boston is still better than them. Also ECF is not really some sort of go out there and do it task. They still have to surpass Boston, Milwaukee, and Miami.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Aug 18, 2023 19:55:27 GMT -5
Shut up Isiah. Y'all was giving people a clothesline out of mid air Y'all made the "Jordan Rule" to beat him the f*** up in the paint. You didn't just try to play defense, you tried to hurt people
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Post by sfvega on Aug 18, 2023 20:20:43 GMT -5
Shut up Isiah. Y'all was giving people a clothesline out of mid air Y'all made the "Jordan Rule" to beat him the f*** up in the paint. You didn't just try to play defense, you tried to hurt people Isiah is an idiot. The biggest feather in his cap is being the main guy on the team who held Jordan down in the East for years. Constantly undercutting him as the unquestioned GOAT, which he is, just makes your own resumé look worse.
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Post by horsemen4ever on Aug 18, 2023 20:26:20 GMT -5
I am going out on a limb here, but based on process of elimination, the Knicks have a good shot to win the Atlantic Division. I know division means zip in this sport, but with my teams lack of success, I will take it. An Atlantic Division title and Eastern Conference Finals appearance, that is a successful and Thibs can keep his job. Anything short of that, the Knicks might need to look to upgrade the head coach position to go to the next level. Good shot idk about that Boston is still better than them. Also ECF is not really some sort of go out there and do it task. They still have to surpass Boston, Milwaukee, and Miami. I didn't say they would win it, I just say they have a great shot. They should be better than the Nets and Raptors, if not shame on them, the 76ers are a mess, that leave only Boston, they already have injury problems.If only one team is in their way, you never know who might break their leg. And don't forget, the Knicks don't load manage, so that could help. I would be disappointed if the Knicks don't win the division. It is not a failure if they don't, but still disappointed. I know the Knicks are not ready to win an NBA title, or even an Eastern Conference title, so division title is something attend able to aim for. Let's go get it.
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Post by Heart of fools gold on Aug 18, 2023 21:53:19 GMT -5
I'm all for pettiness but IT still being sore about being left off the dream team is getting silly. Let it go! You're a 2 time champion and a top 50 player all time your legacy in the NBA is set.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Aug 19, 2023 12:16:09 GMT -5
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Aug 19, 2023 15:58:03 GMT -5
I think I might enjoy watching dudes get traumatized way too much because I can't stop watching the end of the 03 Western Conference Finals where 37 year old Steve Kerr loaded up with Vioxx gets put in on a whim cause The Spurs were almost certainly gonna lose and suddenly dude is balling out of his f***ing mind while The Mavs struggle to process what's even happening. It's not even Steve Kerr's shooting that's my favourite bit though, it's the absolute hell that this man is putting Steve Nash through for having the nerve to also be a Steve with a 4 letter last name. Timestamping the bit that kills me the most.
Bring back Vioxx at all costs.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Aug 21, 2023 13:23:01 GMT -5
Lonzo Ball is out for the entire 2023/2024 Season
He has had three knee surgeries since January... he's quickly becoming one of the biggest What If's in basketball, especially with how much he was hyped up.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Aug 21, 2023 15:50:00 GMT -5
The Knicks are f***ing suing The Raptors over someone allegedly heisting classified coach info from them. Normal day.
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Post by Rudy Gobert Weather Machine on Aug 21, 2023 16:06:43 GMT -5
If we really went on a whole heist mission to steal Tom Thibodeau's book of rhymes we deserve to have our next 5 years of 1st round picks Hakeem swatted in to space.
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