Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Jul 3, 2023 9:45:36 GMT -5
Watch it every year. It’s one of those things where I’d really like to look away. But for some reason I can’t.
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Post by darbus alan on Jul 3, 2023 12:53:53 GMT -5
"Yo, Joey Chestnut just beat the shit out that dude, then stuffed three glizzies down his throat. You could never!"
- Gorilla Nems
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Jul 3, 2023 16:43:22 GMT -5
Was it last year that Kobayashi made a big scene because he wasn't allowed to compete?
EDIT: Actually I think it was just some rando jumped onstage to protest... something...
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jul 3, 2023 17:45:16 GMT -5
The most disgusting thing I find is when they tip the bread in water.. Just watching them shove soggy bread into their pie holes...
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BlackoutCreature
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Post by BlackoutCreature on Jul 3, 2023 19:01:39 GMT -5
Back when I was in my 20's I always wanted to, one year, give it a try and enter. Never did get around to it. Now that I'm in my 40's I'm almost positive I wouldn't survive if I tried.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Jul 3, 2023 19:24:48 GMT -5
A few years ago, I read an article where they asked one of competitors what the next 24 hours on the toilet were like. The guy took a long pause and then said “You live with the choices you make.”
I always found that a strangely poignant answer to discussing pooping out dozens of hot dogs.
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Spider2024
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Post by Spider2024 on Jul 3, 2023 21:36:16 GMT -5
A few years ago, I read an article where they asked one of competitors what the next 24 hours on the toilet were like. The guy took a long pause and then said “You live with the choices you make.” I always found that a strangely poignant answer to discussing pooping out dozens of hot dogs. Side note, it's no surprise that no one does competitive eating challenges with Taco Bell food.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jul 4, 2023 0:51:57 GMT -5
…Should this be in the sport sub-forum and not off-topic?
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Post by Heart of fools gold on Jul 4, 2023 2:56:49 GMT -5
The odds on Chestnut winning are insane you'd need to bet 4k on him just to win 100$
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ToyfareMark
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Post by ToyfareMark on Jul 4, 2023 7:38:05 GMT -5
This is an opportunity to remind everyone that this once existed.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jul 4, 2023 8:53:22 GMT -5
The mayonnaise eating contest legit makes me want to vomit.
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Jul 4, 2023 8:57:56 GMT -5
I once tried to compete in a McDonalds Fillet O Fish eating contest.. and I almost finished one.
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Mr T L Wolf
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Jul 4, 2023 9:33:28 GMT -5
…Should this be in the sport sub-forum and not off-topic? Pretty sure ESPN airs it so...maybe?
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Jul 4, 2023 9:39:37 GMT -5
The mayonnaise eating contest legit makes me want to vomit. The thing that bothers me the most is that THIS IS AMERICA, THIS IS THE 4TH OF GODDAMN JULY! Instead of mayo it should be a Ranch Dressing chugging competition.
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Post by Heart of fools gold on Jul 4, 2023 11:01:45 GMT -5
The mayonnaise eating contest legit makes me want to vomit. The thing that bothers me the most is that THIS IS AMERICA, THIS IS THE 4TH OF GODDAMN JULY! Instead of mayo it should be a Ranch Dressing chugging competition.
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Gus Richlen: Ruffian
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Post by Gus Richlen: Ruffian on Jul 4, 2023 11:03:37 GMT -5
GODDAMN LIGHTING IS VERY UNAMERICAN
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Post by Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast on Jul 4, 2023 11:50:13 GMT -5
And it's officially cancelled due to weather.
AMERICA HAS FALLEN
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Mr T L Wolf
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Post by Mr T L Wolf on Jul 4, 2023 11:51:36 GMT -5
The hot dog contest is cancelled due to rain.
That's the dumbest sentence I'll read all day.
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Johnny B. Decent
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jul 4, 2023 12:09:05 GMT -5
Rain, rain, go away, come again some other day.
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Post by Captain Stud Muffin (BLM) on Jul 4, 2023 13:05:32 GMT -5
Sis knew what she was doing with that name
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