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Post by Mini-Asylumhausen on Jul 19, 2023 22:51:40 GMT -5
THE PRODIGAL SON HAS ARRIVED I don't post in here often but I figured this was the best place to tell you... You're adopted. Are you my real father? 🤯
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Post by Mini-Asylumhausen on Jul 19, 2023 22:53:32 GMT -5
THE PRODIGAL SON HAS ARRIVED Hi First thing you need to know if I'm the coolest person here, your dad can vouch for me, I'm very cool, I'm not even evil... that you're aware of
I hope you have an amazing time here, your Dad has said nothing but positive things about you... continue to be a good Mini-Asylum or it's you and me at the next Blood and Guts! I like my chances at the blood and guts, you won’t be able to survive Sweet Premium Wine (Moonsault Styles Clash, my finisher if I ever was a pro wrestler) off the top of the cage
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Jul 19, 2023 22:53:51 GMT -5
THE PRODIGAL SON HAS ARRIVED Hi First thing you need to know if I'm the coolest person here, your dad can vouch for me, I'm very cool, I'm not even evil... that you're aware of
I hope you have an amazing time here, your Dad has said nothing but positive things about you... continue to be a good Mini-Asylum or it's you and me at the next Blood and Guts! I just want to point out he was almost EXACTLY…*checks notes*…4 months old when I created my account here 👀🤦🏼‍♂️
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BK From WV
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Post by BK From WV on Jul 19, 2023 22:55:20 GMT -5
I don't post in here often but I figured this was the best place to tell you... You're adopted. Are you my real father? 🤯 No, but that's a question you should ask a certain mayor someday. Okay, I'm going to slowly back out of this thread and let it return to normal instead of using references that only three of us will get. But seriously, ask the mayor....
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ASYLUMHAUSEN
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Jul 19, 2023 22:55:31 GMT -5
Hi First thing you need to know if I'm the coolest person here, your dad can vouch for me, I'm very cool, I'm not even evil... that you're aware of
I hope you have an amazing time here, your Dad has said nothing but positive things about you... continue to be a good Mini-Asylum or it's you and me at the next Blood and Guts! I like my chances at the blood and guts, you won’t be able to survive Sweet Premium Wine (Moonsault Styles Clash, my finisher if I ever was a pro wrestler) off the top of the cage “Pfft. Amateur shit. Gotta add some roman candles and flaming pieces of glass.” - Ibushi (Probably)
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Post by Mini-Asylumhausen on Jul 19, 2023 22:56:19 GMT -5
Are you my real father? 🤯 No, but that's a question you should ask a certain mayor someday. Okay, I'm going to slowly back out of this thread and let it return to normal instead of using references that only three of us will get. But seriously, ask the mayor.... Ahhh shit, but isn’t he a free mason? He wouldn’t tell me if he was my real dad
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Post by Mini-Asylumhausen on Jul 19, 2023 22:56:39 GMT -5
I like my chances at the blood and guts, you won’t be able to survive Sweet Premium Wine (Moonsault Styles Clash, my finisher if I ever was a pro wrestler) off the top of the cage “Pfft. Amateur shit. Gotta add some roman candles and flaming pieces of glass.” - Ibushi (Probably) throw some steamed hams in there for good measure
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jul 19, 2023 23:02:45 GMT -5
Hi First thing you need to know if I'm the coolest person here, your dad can vouch for me, I'm very cool, I'm not even evil... that you're aware of
I hope you have an amazing time here, your Dad has said nothing but positive things about you... continue to be a good Mini-Asylum or it's you and me at the next Blood and Guts! I like my chances at the blood and guts, you won’t be able to survive Sweet Premium Wine (Moonsault Styles Clash, my finisher if I ever was a pro wrestler) off the top of the cage The only person you're allowed to perform that on is Mike Sydal
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jul 19, 2023 23:03:45 GMT -5
What I learned from this thread is in about 8 years Mini-Asylumhausen is giving Negative One a Moonsault Styles Clash to win the AEW World Title.
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Post by Mini-Asylumhausen on Jul 19, 2023 23:05:24 GMT -5
What I learned from this thread is in about 8 years Mini-Asylumhausen is giving Negative One a Moonsault Styles Clash to win the AEW World Title. You saw it here first!
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Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by ASYLUMHAUSEN on Jul 19, 2023 23:07:19 GMT -5
What I learned from this thread is in about 8 years Mini-Asylumhausen is giving Negative One a Moonsault Styles Clash to win the AEW World Title. 7 stars if it happens in the Dome
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Post by mc74 on Jul 20, 2023 7:26:52 GMT -5
What I learned from this thread is in about 8 years Mini-Asylumhausen is giving Negative One a Moonsault Styles Clash to win the AEW World Title. 7 stars if it happens in the Dome The dome, you say? Ok, it happens at the Trop. =P
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Allie Kitsune
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Always Feelin' Foxy.
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Post by Allie Kitsune on Jul 20, 2023 7:35:23 GMT -5
Zombie New Jack shanking people with spears.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jul 23, 2023 1:31:14 GMT -5
17. A better view of Jamie Hayter's butt.
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Post by Mike Strike on Jul 23, 2023 1:56:31 GMT -5
18. Candy
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wankah
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Post by wankah on Jul 23, 2023 4:52:28 GMT -5
19. Crab walk
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Post by wankah on Jul 23, 2023 4:53:25 GMT -5
20. Serpentico out crab walking crybaby Phil.
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Post by coleslaw on Jul 23, 2023 5:52:12 GMT -5
21. Scorpio Sky
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jul 25, 2023 7:11:47 GMT -5
Botchamania art of Taz
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jul 26, 2023 1:36:55 GMT -5
22. A dance off between Abadon and Julia Hart
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