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Post by TOK Hehe'd Around & Found Out on Jul 21, 2023 13:12:59 GMT -5
Joining the pile on here because asking "why aren't they focusing on the tag division more?" the same week where they just had an hour-long classic for the tag titles main event a show and then 4 days later had the finals of a tournament where the world champ won and had a stare-down with the tag champs is the worst troll attempt of all time.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2023 15:55:44 GMT -5
Daddy Magic has claimed many things make his nipples hard but despite these claims they appear to be no more solid than anyone elses upon close inspection.
Orange Cassidy is called freshly squeezed but we've seen him right before a match cutting a promo and was not being squeezed at all. How fresh are these squeezes really?
People were at one point so annoyed with Cody that they decided to willingly be taught by QT Marshall. So long as you stay on one side of Cody there's no logical way he could be more annoying or a worse coach/mentor than QT. Wrestlers be stupid.
The Young Bucks are veterans
Death triangle has 4 people and are neither dead (i think) nor have killed anyone.
Danhausen.
Matt Hardy has teleportation powers but seems like he has trouble moving.
Luchasaurus is millions of years old but Cage is considered the veteran despite not even being half that old.
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Post by Hypnosis on Jul 21, 2023 16:07:37 GMT -5
Daddy Magic has claimed many things make his nipples hard but despite these claims they appear to be no more solid than anyone elses upon close inspection. Orange Cassidy is called freshly squeezed but we've seen him right before a match cutting a promo and was not being squeezed at all. How fresh are these squeezes really? People were at one point so annoyed with Cody that they decided to willingly be taught by QT Marshall. So long as you stay on one side of Cody there's no logical way he could be more annoying or a worse coach/mentor than QT. Wrestlers be stupid. The Young Bucks are veterans Death triangle has 4 people and are neither dead (i think) nor have killed anyone. Danhausen. Matt Hardy has teleportation powers but seems like he has trouble moving. Luchasaurus is millions of years old but Cage is considered the veteran despite not even being half that old. Hook isn't dressed like a pirate. For someone claiming to be a "Best Friend", Trent treated Wheeler Yuta like shit before he left for the BCC. Willow Nightingale can't literally fly around the arena like a bird. Adam Cole hasn't given Britt Baker a BAY BAY yet. Bryan Danielson is somehow unable to turn into a dragon like Liu Kang. Do all the House of Black members even have their houses painted black?
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Jul 21, 2023 16:15:40 GMT -5
One from a few years back: when AEW started Cody was part of the Elite and would appear with them on TV and fight alongside them in big matches until suddenly he was just on his own separate island and it was never really acknowledged on TV why they were no longer connected
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Post by Dub H on Jul 21, 2023 16:18:41 GMT -5
The biggest plot holw is why Scorpio Sky keeps getting pushed
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Post by Dub H on Jul 21, 2023 16:19:25 GMT -5
One from a few years back: when AEW started Cody was part of the Elite and would appear with them on TV and fight alongside them in big matches until suddenly he was just on his own separate island and it was never really acknowledged on TV why they were no longer connected That was a big reason why i dislike Cody and the codyverse, no explanation at all
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Post by Bo Rida on Jul 21, 2023 16:43:21 GMT -5
Matt Hardy has teleportation powers but seems like he has trouble moving. That actually makes sense, every time he teleports his back loses 1hp, more if he gets it wrong. This is why he can't do it all the time and not during a match.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2023 16:52:13 GMT -5
Matt Hardy has teleportation powers but seems like he has trouble moving. That actually makes sense, every time he teleports his back loses 1hp, more if he gets it wrong. This is why he can't do it all the time and not during a match. No shot. I call shenanigans. Bullshit even. Hardy during his debut teleported like 5 times while giggling and not showing any ill effects. Even if we claim that teleportation hurts him a bit we've seen him tank chair shots to the head and bumps onto concrete without doin nothin so either he used to be able to teleport and can't now, or he used to not take damage but now takes so much damage that he'd rather be busted open from a chair then use his cool powers. Or Hardy is just a moron but I refuse to believe that after his great con of Ethan Page.
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Post by Dub H on Jul 21, 2023 16:59:32 GMT -5
That actually makes sense, every time he teleports his back loses 1hp, more if he gets it wrong. This is why he can't do it all the time and not during a match. No shot. I call shenanigans. Bullshit even. Hardy during his debut teleported like 5 times while giggling and not showing any ill effects. Even if we claim that teleportation hurts him a bit we've seen him tank chair shots to the head and bumps onto concrete without doin nothin so either he used to be able to teleport and can't now, or he used to not take damage but now takes so much damage that he'd rather be busted open from a chair then use his cool powers. Or Hardy is just a moron but I refuse to believe that after his great con of Ethan Page. They did explain that matter teleporting is just holograms
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2023 17:13:03 GMT -5
No shot. I call shenanigans. Bullshit even. Hardy during his debut teleported like 5 times while giggling and not showing any ill effects. Even if we claim that teleportation hurts him a bit we've seen him tank chair shots to the head and bumps onto concrete without doin nothin so either he used to be able to teleport and can't now, or he used to not take damage but now takes so much damage that he'd rather be busted open from a chair then use his cool powers. Or Hardy is just a moron but I refuse to believe that after his great con of Ethan Page. They did explain that matter teleporting is just holograms So now we're saying Hardy has access to holograms and just never makes use of em?
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Post by Dub H on Jul 21, 2023 17:14:32 GMT -5
They did explain that matter teleporting is just holograms So now we're saying Hardy has access to holograms and just never makes use of em? Is thay really the craziest thing Hardy has ever done? Not even kayfabe
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Post by Deleted on Jul 21, 2023 17:29:07 GMT -5
So now we're saying Hardy has access to holograms and just never makes use of em? Is thay really the craziest thing Hardy has ever done? Not even kayfabe Probably not in all honesty. Not a lot Hardy does surprises me nowadays but if that weirdo had access to a hologram I'm sure he'd make use of it though.
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Jul 23, 2023 4:03:32 GMT -5
- Why does Jade Cargill seem to have ZERO interest in taking down Toni Storm, though she pops off bout wanting gold?? Because she knows Toni would slap her tits off!
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Post by Kalmia on Jul 23, 2023 10:10:53 GMT -5
Tony Khan once (in storyline) had a backup match ready for when circumstances meant that a show was running short. But the same Tony Khan opened Collision last night without a main event booked? He just waited for some wrestlers to make their own main event?
What was the main event going to be if that opening promo hadn't happened?
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Jul 23, 2023 16:44:58 GMT -5
Tony Khan once (in storyline) had a backup match ready for when circumstances meant that a show was running short. But the same Tony Khan opened Collision last night without a main event booked? He just waited for some wrestlers to make their own main event? What was the main event going to be if that opening promo hadn't happened? Doo Doo Dickhead in a gauntlet match
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jul 23, 2023 17:13:05 GMT -5
Tony Khan once (in storyline) had a backup match ready for when circumstances meant that a show was running short. But the same Tony Khan opened Collision last night without a main event booked? He just waited for some wrestlers to make their own main event? What was the main event going to be if that opening promo hadn't happened? Serpentico is ALWAYS READY!
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Post by Mike Strike on Jul 23, 2023 21:08:55 GMT -5
Why does Trent Barretta, the largest Best Friend, simply not eat the other Best Friends?
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