Man Sues WWE and AEW for Plagiarism, Seeks Control of Both
Aug 11, 2023 4:43:34 GMT -5
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Aug 11, 2023 4:43:34 GMT -5
*Man acting as his own lawyer*
Man: So, Mr. McMahon, if that is your real name... have you ever forgotten anything?
Vince: No. In fact, I can track WWE’s year to date profits to the exact penny. The last digit is one.
Man: Well, if you never forget anything, tell me this. What color speedo did JBL wrestle in?
Vince: JBL wore various speedos over his time in WWE. Most commonly during his run as the JBL character he wore a plain black speedo, also often wearing a white cowboy hat on his way to the ring.
*Man opens up photoshop on his laptop turned away from the judge, jury, and Vince*
Man: Oh, he did, did he? Is that what you think? Well, if that is what you think... I have something to tell you. Something that may shock and discredit you. And that thing is as follows. He didn’t wear a speedo at all.
