Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Aug 30, 2023 21:10:54 GMT -5
HHH really likes signing back the most meat headed morons to the roster... not surprised, the Bull Ape shit probably is what encouraged him to do so. The more outwardly problematic the more welcoming he is lmfao
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Post by Gerard Gerard on Aug 30, 2023 21:12:30 GMT -5
Eric Young, AOP...they just keep finding HHH's secret vaults where he stashed guys he secretly hired back without telling anyone to feed his Signing Guys addiction. Tucker Knight in bottom of a well in a basement, hoping the muffled noises he hears from above could be the FBI coming to free him, but terrified it's Hunter returning to get his fix by doing the Papa H point at him. Walking around catering these days must be a trip. One minute you’re scooping out some quinoa and the next you’re wondering why the f*** Mojo Rawley just nabbed the last corn dog.
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Urethra Franklin
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Post by Urethra Franklin on Aug 30, 2023 22:27:01 GMT -5
Sean Ross Sapp was on with John Pollock and Brandon Thurston today and said what he’s heard is that there have been a number of signings that haven’t been disclosed and are unlikely to be announced prior to the merger going through at the end of Sept.-early Oct.
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Post by Starshine on Aug 30, 2023 23:21:01 GMT -5
So this can only be good for the value of their Bull Ape Planet NFT's right?
...Right???
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Aug 31, 2023 0:16:49 GMT -5
Eric Young, AOP...they just keep finding HHH's secret vaults where he stashed guys he secretly hired back without telling anyone to feed his Signing Guys addiction. Tucker Knight in bottom of a well in a basement, hoping the muffled noises he hears from above could be the FBI coming to free him, but terrified it's Hunter returning to get his fix by doing the Papa H point at him. It turns out it is the FBI, but not the right one because Triple H rehired Nunzio for some reason.
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Aug 31, 2023 0:21:14 GMT -5
Of all the dudes to sign just to keep warm in the turned-off oven, Hunter keeps picking the dudes with like the least demand or presence imaginable. People didn't even wanna buy these guys' NFT scam. They have zero clout. Nobody wants these guys.
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Post by Zombie Mod on Aug 31, 2023 7:49:23 GMT -5
weird choice, clean up the wrestling sphere by hiring people to sit at home.
unless it's HHH's plan to get vince removed from power, repeatedly get vince to sign off on hiring people with no intention of using them as now it's someone else in charge of the money.
or vince has gone full Mr. Burns and sees old footage of wrestlers, insists on re-hiring them immediately only to instantly forget them once he sees more footage of former wrestlers he used to employ and wants them re-hired. vince: "damn it Paul, I said get the Authors of Pain on raw instead of on nxt and put that short blonde Englishman with them... jive-potato was it? yeah put the three of them raw tomorrow! and we can have the shortass piss himself on screen.... that'll get people watching in huge numbers!"
HHH: "sure thing pops, I'll just go give them all the news they're being promoted." *HHH mutters "why does every nursing home refuse to take you?" as he's walking away.*
vince: "Wey this Bautista kid is quite good, why haven't we snatched him up before Bischoff does? Paul... Steph?... Linda?.... whatshisfacethatlikestojumpoffeverything....Shawn?..Steve?...Simon?...Shane? .... yeah thats it Shane?"
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Post by Finish Uncle Muffin’s Story on Aug 31, 2023 7:50:40 GMT -5
HHH's got AOP and Nia ready to come out of portals like the problematic Avengers
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Aug 31, 2023 12:25:31 GMT -5
Eric Young, AOP...they just keep finding HHH's secret vaults where he stashed guys he secretly hired back without telling anyone to feed his Signing Guys addiction. Tucker Knight in bottom of a well in a basement, hoping the muffled noises he hears from above could be the FBI coming to free him, but terrified it's Hunter returning to get his fix by doing the Papa H point at him. It turns out it is the FBI, but not the right one because Triple H rehired Nunzio for some reason. We need Nunzio in NXT to do a segment with Tony D and Stacks.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Sept 2, 2023 2:15:04 GMT -5
I wonder if Erick Rowan is one of the secret signings.
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Nosnorb
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Post by Nosnorb on Sept 2, 2023 6:11:45 GMT -5
I wonder if Erick Rowan is one of the secret signings. I hope so, dude is real good and should never have been let go in the first place.
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Post by polarbearpete on Sept 2, 2023 11:51:10 GMT -5
Of all the dudes to sign just to keep warm in the turned-off oven, Hunter keeps picking the dudes with like the least demand or presence imaginable. People didn't even wanna buy these guys' NFT scam. They have zero clout. Nobody wants these guys. I think the AOP with Ellering is a money act. Very green but it had a real ECW feeling of accentuating strengths and getting the most out of an act.
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Sept 2, 2023 11:54:34 GMT -5
Of all the dudes to sign just to keep warm in the turned-off oven, Hunter keeps picking the dudes with like the least demand or presence imaginable. People didn't even wanna buy these guys' NFT scam. They have zero clout. Nobody wants these guys. I think the AOP with Ellering is a money act. Very green but it had a real ECW feeling of accentuating strengths and getting the most out of an act. I'll grant that they are much better with Ellering, WWE just binned the Ellering part the second they showed up. If they intend to try and fix that, then it's definitely more justifiable. But as two dudes on their own, no way.
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Sept 2, 2023 11:56:15 GMT -5
He signed that turd Nia Jax, I just know it.
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Post by 06vwgti on Sept 11, 2023 22:04:37 GMT -5
He signed that turd Nia Jax, I just know it. Damn you!
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Post by Rudy Gobert Fadeaway on Sept 11, 2023 22:05:00 GMT -5
THE DRAFT AND STASH PICKS ARE DESCENDING UPON US
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Post by Von Wagner's Brownies on Sept 11, 2023 22:08:26 GMT -5
He signed that turd Nia Jax, I just know it. YOU JUST HAD TO REMIND HIM, DIDN'T YOU?
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Post by A Platypus Rave on Sept 13, 2023 2:54:13 GMT -5
I think the AOP with Ellering is a money act. Very green but it had a real ECW feeling of accentuating strengths and getting the most out of an act. I'll grant that they are much better with Ellering, WWE just binned the Ellering part the second they showed up. If they intend to try and fix that, then it's definitely more justifiable. But as two dudes on their own, no way. Yeah... not even a breakup angle or promo from Ellering... just he came out with them for the first match then after they won... they kinda blocked him on the way ot the back...
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Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Sept 13, 2023 3:17:11 GMT -5
I'll grant that they are much better with Ellering, WWE just binned the Ellering part the second they showed up. If they intend to try and fix that, then it's definitely more justifiable. But as two dudes on their own, no way. Yeah... not even a breakup angle or promo from Ellering... just he came out with them for the first match then after they won... they kinda blocked him on the way ot the back... Classic Vince era when NXT acts were at their peak Just took one single look at them and went "The thing that worked? We're getting rid of that. Because I know what actually works!", and then the act would die a slow, painful death.
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Post by Andee9001 on Sept 13, 2023 4:23:05 GMT -5
Yeah... not even a breakup angle or promo from Ellering... just he came out with them for the first match then after they won... they kinda blocked him on the way ot the back... Classic Vince era when NXT acts were at their peak Just took one single look at them and went "The thing that worked? We're getting rid of that. Because I know what actually works!", and then the act would die a slow, painful death. You went from Paul Ellering whose mere prescence gave them credibility to Drake Maverick pissing his pants.
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