Burn the Women's Tag Belts at this point.

[Alyce: Old Media Enthusiast]

Never has there been a title more cursed than them.

Although the idea of Chelsea defending them with revolving door partners is silly enough.

[A Little Doo Doo]

Better yet, Chelsea defends them on her own and beats everyone by herself.

[Ash Kingston]

Oh lawd, what happened to Piper Niven?

[DichEvans]

It only took them 30+ years to re-figure out the men's tag team division. Give the women's like 25 more years and BOOM it will be relevant

[clc]

Since Chelsea is a comedy character, the new story should be that she believes in the curse and desperately keeps trying to loose the tag team titles, but she keeps winning and it freaks her out and makes her more and more paranoid each week.

[Renslayer]

It sounds like Piper is a bit under the weather and will be back in a week or two.

[asuka007]

Chelsea announces that she is retiring the Women’s Tag Belts and declaring herself the first ever Women’s IC Champion.

[ayumidah]

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

GETTING 👏 RID 👏 OF 👏 THE 👏 BELTS 👏 DOESN’T 👏 SOLVE 👏 THE 👏 PROBLEM 👏

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Sept 4, 2023 23:42:42 GMT -5 ayumidah said:

Short term illness? Probably stomach flu.

[Rudy Gobert Fadeaway]

I just picture her leaving her apartment the day after declaring herself Women's Tag Champ like "what's the worst a curse can do innit" when suddenly a bus hits her and then a plane crashes on to both her and the bus. 

[theironyuppie]

Sept 4, 2023 22:22:45 GMT -5 A Little Doo Doo said:

Better yet, Chelsea defends them on her own and beats everyone by herself.

Just give her the belt and have her beat everybody!

[El Cokehead del Knife Fight]

Sept 5, 2023 0:11:02 GMT -5 EoE: Well There's Your Problem said:

GETTING 👏 RID 👏 OF 👏 THE 👏 BELTS 👏 DOESN’T 👏 SOLVE 👏 THE 👏 PROBLEM 👏

The curse will still exist under an exorcism is done.

[welshpenguin]

Glad Piper being out only seems like a short term thing.

[Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-]]

I will say, getting rid of them or not, the belts ARE cursed. Like I feel like there's been like two runs since they've been made that actually had normal arcs where nothing happened to someone.

[msc]

Sept 5, 2023 4:22:09 GMT -5 Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] said:

I will say, getting rid of them or not, the belts ARE cursed. Like I feel like there's been like two runs since they've been made that actually had normal arcs where nothing happened to someone.

Football has Bela's Curse, where a former manager has cursed Benfica not to win another European trophy for a century. (We're 62 years in and they are 0-8 in European finals since.)

WWE now has The Curse of the Iiconics. Those belts have fall apart the second they jobbed out the Iiconics title run and then split the duo up.

[deezy]

Sept 4, 2023 23:11:02 GMT -5 asuka007 said:

Chelsea announces that she is retiring the Women’s Tag Belts and declaring herself the first ever Women’s IC Champion.

That's actually not a bad idea. Lol

[Bo Rida]

Not until Matt Cardona loses them.

[schma]

Sept 4, 2023 22:39:10 GMT -5 clc said:

Since Chelsea is a comedy character, the new story should be that she believes in the curse and desperately keeps trying to loose the tag team titles, but she keeps winning and it freaks her out and makes her more and more paranoid each week.

She can turn to Norman Smiley for advice.

[Legion]

Lean in to it.

Have the Ginger Cleavage Witches be the ones what did the curse.

May as well make a storyline chicken salad from real life injury chicken shit