💛 🖤 NXT Thread 9/12/23 - The Vallad of Von Wagner 💀 🧠

["The Natural" Bustin Loads]

Tragedy struck last week when a madman by the name of Bron Breakker crushed the head of beloved wrestler and mental health advocate Von Wagner. As the public grieves they are filled with questions. Did Breakker act alone? What of their past run-ins with elements of organized crime? Was there, as some claim, a second booker? How can the nation move forward?

While we await more information, the following match-ups are confirmed;


NXT Women's Championship: Tiffany Stratton (c) vs Becky Lynch





#1 Contender's Match for the NXT Championship: Wes Lee vs Ilja Dragunov






Heritage Cup Invitational - Group A for Ass: Tyler Bate vs Axiom





Heritage Cup Invitational - Group B for Bulge: Nathan Frazer vs Akira Tozawa

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The return of NXT Tozawa who is so much better than the jobber they treat him as on the main roster.

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Will The Man finally reach the Tiffy Top of NXT?

All I know is that my gut says "maybe." Also, there's no way that we're not getting a rematch at No Mercy.

[EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese]

So begins the smoother end of the pineapple as it relates to Operation Delay Ripley Versus Lynch To WrestleMania.

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TOXIC OUTCAST'S BUTTROCK SONG OF THE WEEK:

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The NXT live thread fam:

[Gawk Rivers]

It's been 2 months and Ilja Dragunov are you proud to be Toni Kukoc face cause I'm not proud of u 

[gritizen]

[Pure Fusion Jesse Walsh]

“Never have I felt like my security, my safety, my life was in danger at a wrestling show.” - Vic Joseph

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Me: "I'm sick of the main roster beating NXT."

Also me when Becky wins the title tonight:

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It was Thea Hail's birthday a few days ago. Still not old enough to get drunk on Amanda's yacht yet, but I bet she and Jacy still had a great day celebrating!

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Sept 12, 2023 13:12:59 GMT -5 @vonwagner said:

It was Thea Hail's birthday a few days ago. Still not old enough to get drunk on Amanda's yacht yet, but I bet she and Jacy still had a great day celebrating!

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cw3YwMovArh

[Talent Name]

Make Myles Borne Doink or Big Josh

[asuka007]

Sept 12, 2023 13:16:30 GMT -5 @vonwagner said:

Sept 12, 2023 13:12:59 GMT -5 @vonwagner said:

It was Thea Hail's birthday a few days ago. Still not old enough to get drunk on Amanda's yacht yet, but I bet she and Jacy still had a great day celebrating!

https://www.instagram.com/p/Cw3YwMovArh

Jacy totally got Thea a fake ID so they could go clubbing.

[XIII]

Since Secretary Big Boobs hasn’t been seen in ages.(Was likely caught up in the Tony D. RICO investigation) Kianna is going to have to scour Mexico and bring in Secretaria Gran Culo.

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Sept 12, 2023 13:21:59 GMT -5 Talent Name said:

Make Myles Borne Doink or Big Josh

HBK: "They never should've made you Doink."

Myles Borne: "But you're the one who made me Doink."

["The Natural" Bustin Loads]

They should finally give that balloon vendor gimmick to Myles Borne

[Gawk Rivers]

Give Myles Borne the Evan Bourne theme

SOME ARE SMOKING SPIIIICE
SOME ARE SMOKING WEEEED

[Gawk Rivers]

I got my allergy test results back yesterday after many years of wondering wtf has been making my nose so on/off temperamental for the last like decade and it turns out that I'm actually a human dust mite detector that you can just shove in any home and wait for the sneezing to start if it's dusty.

The test works on a number measurement I forget the specifics of other than the most important "anything above .34 is technically allergies" when yr blood is tested alongside certain substances. For dust I got 58. Not .58, regular double digit 58. If anyone here has ever had enough of my shit just throw dust in my eyes and I'm out the rest of the season. 

[Pure Fusion Jesse Walsh]

Grown Woman Thea smokes cigarettes behind the bleachers after school.