Craziest Thing You've Seen a Teacher Do?

[Hit Girl]

I had a teacher who would drone on incessantly about her (probably non existent) weekend plans, then give us a rundown on Monday about how the weekend went.

This would happen during classes which started at 3pm, due to a scheduling issue. So while the sky was darkening, I had to sit there, looking at the clock, listening to this shit.

[Big BosskMan]

Elementary school teacher had a habit of dropping a dictionary on top of kids' heads who were misbehaving.

Heavily rumored that an advanced math teacher (married at the time) was fooling around with a student. Years later rumors confirmed to be true as they are one of those couples with a joint Facebook account.

[darbus alan]

I just remembered one. A fight broke out between two students at my high school, and my history teacher went to break it up. Got knocked on his ass. Then the dude like f***ing hulked up and jumped on the student who knocked him down.