chrom
Backup Wench
Master of the rare undecuple post
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Post by chrom on Nov 8, 2023 18:45:57 GMT -5
This past Friday in Orlando, a Black Bear swiped a family's Taco Bell delivery order from their home. Stealing the food and the drinks that came with it. Cameras on the house caught the animal stealing the Uber Foods delivery that they had ordered.
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Deleted
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Post by Deleted on Nov 8, 2023 18:52:04 GMT -5
So time to play rock paper scissors to see who gets it back.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Nov 8, 2023 18:53:55 GMT -5
Guess we’ll get the answer to “does a bear shit in the woods?”
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Johnny B. Decent
Patti Mayonnaise
Had one once
Everybody's Favorite Arizonian.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Nov 8, 2023 19:09:07 GMT -5
Guess we’ll get the answer to “does a bear shit in the woods?” That poor bears gonna get the screaming squirts. |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Nov 8, 2023 21:28:11 GMT -5
Jeff Goldblum is going to be in the forest and is going to find that shit.
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Post by SHAKEMASTER TV9 is Don Knotts on Nov 8, 2023 21:29:57 GMT -5
Bear will get punished in a few hours.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Nov 8, 2023 21:36:37 GMT -5
We’re here!!! We’re queer!!! We don’t want anymore bears!!!!
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J. Hova
Don Corleone
Emotionally exhausted and morally bankrupt
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Post by J. Hova on Nov 8, 2023 21:49:13 GMT -5
I mean if I order something and a bear wants it, the damn bear is getting it. That goes for food, drink, booze, friends, family, or deed to my house. On a side note, I'm not living or trying to go anywhere that a bear is comfortable enough to walk up to my door and take my food.
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jm
Hank Scorpio
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Post by jm on Nov 8, 2023 22:19:43 GMT -5
Even bears love the Cheesy Gordita Crunch.
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Post by darbus alan on Nov 8, 2023 22:44:54 GMT -5
This sounds like a Jim Gaffigan bit come to life.
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Post by sfvega on Nov 9, 2023 0:13:58 GMT -5
How come when it said "and the drinks" did I imagine the video would be with the bear handling the drink like a person? I shouldn't be this disappointed right now, and yet....
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Perd
Patti Mayonnaise
Leslie needs to butt out for fear of receiving The Bunghole Buster
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Post by Perd on Nov 9, 2023 0:14:55 GMT -5
That bear definitely shit in the woods.
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agent817
Fry's dog Seymour
Doesn't Know Whose Ring It Is
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Post by agent817 on Nov 9, 2023 0:51:36 GMT -5
And suddenly I just thought of this in regards to bears.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Nov 9, 2023 10:29:25 GMT -5
This is unbearable.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 9, 2023 10:32:56 GMT -5
The bear was just looking out for their blood pressure and saturated fat consumption.
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tirtefaa
Unicron
If you wanna know the truth, you gotta dig up Johnny Booth.
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Post by tirtefaa on Nov 9, 2023 10:49:12 GMT -5
Bear will get punished in a few hours. |
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mj0mn0m
Unicron
Watch me or I go Houdini! ✨️
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Post by mj0mn0m on Nov 9, 2023 10:52:53 GMT -5
When a bear tries to eat my food!  |
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J. Hova
Don Corleone
Emotionally exhausted and morally bankrupt
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Post by J. Hova on Nov 9, 2023 16:17:56 GMT -5
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The Ichi
Patti Mayonnaise
AGGRESSIVE Executive Janitor of the Third Floor Manager's Bathroom
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Post by The Ichi on Nov 9, 2023 16:21:49 GMT -5
Taco Bell - Whatever, take it
Five Guys - I am displaying that bears head on my wall
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Nov 9, 2023 16:21:54 GMT -5
Wait until that bear realizes they forgot the 80 hot sauce packets
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