You Know What Would Kill the CM Punk Hype?

[Push R Truth]

It's Survivor Series...the crowd is waiting for the surprise wrestler...

*Cult of Personality hits*
Out comes Hornswoggle dressed as CM Punk. He, all the wrestlers in the ring, and the announcers 100% play it straight like CM Punk is actually there.

After the match he leaves and it's never mentioned again.


The end.

[Hulk With A Mustache]

Will the Lord Tensai gimmick kill CM Punk’s hype?

[Venti]

Nov 22, 2023 9:17:14 GMT -5 clc said:

Cult of Personality hits the arena. CP Munk comes out. The fans are not amused. Then you hear the glass break! The fans erupt in applause. Stone Cold E.T. comes out. CP Munk vs Stone Cold E.T is on!

If they booked Stone Cold E.T, I would literally never say another bad thing about WWE ever.

[An Dog On An Skateboard]

He gets hired, then throws a cake at Sami Zayn during a disagreement over whether Operation Ivy were better than Rancid.

[cj3]

Nov 22, 2023 9:06:37 GMT -5 "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay said:

You know what'd kill the CM Punk hype? Killing CM Punk! Let's hire a contract killer. Who's in? I've got four dollars.

Is it too late to chip in?

["Trickster Dogg" James Jesse]

If Punk's looking for a new old cut from Living Colour for his theme music...