I'm gonna get back in the groove of watching NXT as soon as I can since Tuesday nights are still stupid busy most of the time. Hulu feed cuts out like half the show though 😭
-Kiana picked the bag prop from the Big NXT Closet of Props and Gimmicks™
-Booker telling Vic to move like Hank Hill telling the boys to get out of the ditch in that one KOTH ep. "MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!"
-I love that Kiana and Roxanne basically just accidentally fell through that table, Roxanne too nice to slam her
-The red X's on the losers is so funny like they got killed off in Dangan Ronpa or something
-I'm watching the Hulu version so IDK if this cuts anything
-"I was smackin him...ALL AROUND.
THE TOTAL MORTGAGE® ARENA™."
-I feel bad for Wes if this is legit but oh my god that was the whiniest announcement of an injury I've ever seen he went FULL theater kid there (update: I see that the injury is real and now feel very bad for laughing at this dude probably legit baring his soul there, why did they film this like that if he's for real hurt, why send him out there at all?)
-"WHOA WHOA WHOA. PUMP THE BRAKES, DOM." Why does he talk like this lmao like he's on PBS or something.
-Rey calling in via dial up
-"Izzy. Don't think I haven't noticed you have my back."
-LMAO ROXANNE "OH YEAH? TRY TO END ME!??!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
-NXT's average level of acting being so low really is part of the charm
-Why is that table so close to the doors in that office
-Wow that Gacy guy sure is wacky and crazy!!!!!!!!!
-"So it's official." Do you have any kind of authority?!?!?!
-How many matches do they cut from the Hulu feed I'm reading the thread as I go and I think a segment and a match have been cut so far
-"I THINK I KNOW THINGS ABOUT MULTIPLE PINFALLS"
-"Because I AM
HYPEDUPAFTERMYVICTORYTONIGHT!!!!!!!!!"
-"Well behaved women seldom make history. heh heh. SO YEE HAW BITCH"
-That intro shot of Frazer's entrance is so funny dude just runs out there looking like an idiot
-Frazer's ass vents look goofy
-NXT is so chaotic and goofy LMAO what was the point of that match, Axiom and Frazer just chilling at ringside after their match got wrecked
-Lexis King: "It seems like the entire internet is talking about this leeched footage."
-I hope Melo can get a good match out of Lexis on Saturday
-Tempted to turn this off because Gallus 1 is in the main event
-I will never forget that one Eddy Thorpe promo on LVL Up. The one where they legit had dude say he'd manifest his destiny
-This match needs to end already o
-As gritizen said I'm also glad I'm into NXT for the insanity more than the in ring stuff cuz HBK's booking is hilariously busted, every match has a f*** finish, the face/heel dynamics are a mess, things just kind of chaotically hurtle forward, etc. etc. The busted-ness is another part of the charm, as RJ City once said, "Why does wrestling have to be burdened by quality?" There's something about coming together to goof on a bizarre and wacky wrestling show that only NXT provides in this day and age
-Bate is jacking off all the way to D34DL1N3
-DIJAK LMAOOOOO
-"You call yourself The Big Strong Boy." IS THAT ACTUALLY WHAT HE CALLS HIMSELF
-Why are we doing a one person interrupts the other promo NOW of all times HAHAHAHAHAAH and they all have their over the top nameplates I'm losing it
-Bron going like "YOU...YOU GUYS YOURE STUPID..." [someone else's music plays] "W-WOW YOU'RE JUST...YOU'RE DUMB YOU SHOULD LEAVE" [someone else's music plays]
-Ava suddenly and inexplicably being GM is one of the funniest things
-"NOTHING MAKES SENSE NO MORE" sorry Trick NXT 2.0 has never made sense
-"Melo opens the show. And Trick closes the show." Crowd:
"OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Do wrestlers on NXT get to decide the card order?
-Ilja immediately being deluxe pissed while Corbin's like "k let's do this segment i guess" is so f***ing funny
-Ilja: "I DO THIS FOR MY SON"
Corbin: "lmao you left your son behind dude"
Ilja [visibly having a mental breakdown already]
-Corbin's just like "man this little guy is a f***in weirdo" LOL
-i....what
-LMAO EVERYONE JUST BRAWLING IN in case we forgot about these guys, even segments get interrupted by random shit
-Where did Corbin and Ilja go?!?!?!!??