Chiral extra late with the NXT watch
-Sometimes if I look away from an NXT match it’s the most like grating audio experience lmao
Vic: ‘blah blah bbLLEUUUUUUUGUHU Blah blah”
Booker: “MMRMRGHGHHH!!!!!”
x infinity
-Melo’s such a piece of shit lmao Trick is getting mega betrayed, Melo already admitting he was just lying about Ilja last week
-Ilja pushing being human a bit hard here sounds like something a vampire would say
-Ridge randomly coming back to NXT walking in the ring in street clothes
-SPEAK UP LEXIS? WHAT? HUH?
-I can’t wait for OVW 2 era to start with all these athlete dudes they signed being a bunch of boring doofs all over the roster
-Lexis just like trying to steal the contract to little reaction because that’s just dumb villainy he gains nothing from it and wins the match easily like a minute later lol
-Excuse me in addition to the athlete dudes the rising star scene will be like everyone in Cody’s friendlympics on the Sammy G vlog
-OMG they actually remembered the guy lexis took out I thought he’d never show up again lol
-“HEY!………..HEY!……….HEY!”
-the png of the kiana james helicopter sliding across the screen is the best sight gag in wwe, not even watching the main roster atm and can confidently say this
-“LOOK WHO IT IS CHEERING JACY ON” *camera does not zoom in even a little*
-roxannes angy face lmao
-oh my god everyone in nxt is so bad at acting its beautiful imagine just flipping channels and seeing that slap scene and that reaction
-Need a best of Chase U 3 Disc DVD, don’t even need any of their matches just the skits tracing the rise and fall (and rise again?) of Chase U
-Duke knows gambling, he knows a gambling addict in the making when he sees one
-Even Scryptz is like “maybe don’t gamble anymore”
-No Quarter Catch Crew what a bunch of dweebs lol
-UGH GALLUS TOO?
-HBK googling “stuff crazy people do” for gacy bits
-Dragon Lee won that match very dragonly
-I wonder if Melo might be a little suspicious…I’m gonna need him and Trick to talk backstage about 1,200 more times to be sure
-“i object!”
-*they do a really shitty looking german suplex*
vic: “WOWWWW NICE HIGH RELEASE ON THAT GERMAN SUPLEX, RIGHT BOOKER?
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booker: “……..high release on that german, yeah………”
-sneakily savage skullduggery
-“Why aren’t you any fun, Book?”
-the hank and tank and fallon yells at the boys segments were like the exact same segments as last week lmao
-hank and tank have the og nxt font on their gear (not the logo font the one they used for names)
-I THOUGHT DIJAK HAD GUNS ON HIS TABLE LMAOOOOO
-I hope the dijak/thorpe underground match goes like 5 minutes and one of the ring posts break awkwardly and they just stop
-good god what a f***ing awful ending lmao. Whose idea was to write Ridge’s character as “guy who’s tragically torn up about breaking peoples necks (accidents that have happened IN REAL LIFE) seeking redemption immediately kayfabe breaking the champions neck. What the f***. “This is the first chapter in the redemption of ridge holland.” [immediately breaks another neck]. It’s so f***ed up LOL. Where do you go from here? is the arc gonna be ridge going sadistic and kayfabe liking breaking peoples necks? what could you do to redeem him? it's stupid and not in a fun stupid way NXT usually does.
-*ref gently places Ilja's belt on him as he's stretchered away* LMFAO
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