Cranjis McBasketball
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Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Dec 20, 2023 0:03:39 GMT -5
Rhea Ripley clarifies that she’s never had sex with Dom. They just jump on the bed and Dom thinks that’s what sex is. Wait...That ISN'T what sex is?.... You're from Utah?
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john84
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by john84 on Dec 20, 2023 0:11:01 GMT -5
Wait...That ISN'T what sex is?.... You're from Utah? Nah, not even American. Just a lame joke
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Dec 20, 2023 0:48:25 GMT -5
- Roman finally loses to Cody at Mania and goes away for a bit after Solo brutalizes him and becomes the "new" Tribal Chief. This sets up a feud with a now-babyface Roman when he returns.
- The Bloodline finally falls.
- Cody's title run lasts until August when Gunther beats him at Bash in Berline.
- The CM Punk/Seth Rollins feud will have some inside baseball barbs from Seth during the feud, right down to quoting Jon Moxley's "fragile ego, fragile body" line about Punk causing fans to go "oh snap".
- Seth's contract expires and he goes to AEW. Perhaps maybe because of things getting too real with Punk.
- Other the aforementioned incident, Punk's 2024 is relatively incident-free and he gets a good WHC Title run, turning heel halfway through. He drops it to Sami Zayn.
- Damage CTRL splits and Sasha Banks returns to WWE to help Bayley against Iyo, Kairi, and Asuka.
- MJF does not sign with WWE, having already signed with AEW.
- Jey Uso beats Gunther for the IC Title at a show well before WMXL, and the match with Jimmy Uso becomes a title match.
- LA Knight defeats Logan Paul for the U.S. Title at WMXL and gets a good run before losing it after a few months to (insert upper midcard heel)
- Judgment Day dissolves after Finn plots to make Priest lose the MITB briefcase, setting up their feud for Mania.
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Post by saneiac on Dec 20, 2023 2:00:53 GMT -5
- Cody finishes the story and beats Roman at WM. Roman takes a lengthy hiatus afterwards. - Rhea kicks Dom's ass and turns face - Bayley turns face after Damage Control betray her. She teams with Bianca to feud with DC until Bianca also betrays her and turns heel. - LA Knight wins the US title from Logan Paul - Sheamus retires from being a full time wrestler - CM Punk is suspended for causing trouble backstage - Corbin returns to the main roster and continues to be uninteresting there - Omos, Karrion Kross, Nikki Cross, Cameron Grimes, all 3 of Indus Sher, and Ashante Adonis are future endeavored
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Post by stevescorpio on Dec 20, 2023 7:01:01 GMT -5
-CM Punk will win the world title at Mania -Roxanne Perez and Tiffany Stratton get called up. One of them wins MITB -Jade Cargill will be champion by the end of the year -The Bloodline will disband -Another AEW star jumps to WWE
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Dec 20, 2023 8:33:05 GMT -5
CM Punk goes off script, rants about how Seth Rollins can't manage a Target and gets suspended in a cloud of muffins and Ace Steel biting Road Dogg. He returns only to get fired a month later after punching out Grayson Waller.
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Post by koreycaskets on Dec 20, 2023 8:47:25 GMT -5
Let's see if I get just one right again like every year.
- Roman ain't losing anytime soon. - Shane will return to TV as a full time wrestler - As soon as he legally can William Regal will be onscreen NXT commissioner - Bray Wyatt, Bob Barker, Demolition, Sid, Terri Runnels CLASS OF 2024 HOF - MJF WILL sign with WWE but be a manager for the first few months. - Raw after Mania Toxic Attraction with Mandy, no explanation they ever split. - CM Punk will go the entire year without anything bad happening to "prove a point' - WWE will send wrestlers to TNA as some sort of a trade - Dixie Carter will sign with wwe
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UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Dec 20, 2023 9:22:49 GMT -5
Cody does finish the story and wins against Roman at Mania but there is a twist of sorts within all of it that none of us saw coming. Cody turning heel tier twist but obviously not him turning heel.
Drew wins the WHC and faces Sami at Mania after Sami wins the royal rumble.
Seth vs Punk is a loser leaves the company match at Mania which Seth loses, he then goes to AEW a long time after, way after the 90 days.
Ricky Starks debuts and wins the US title the first night he shows up, Carlito style.
Jade shows up in the rumble but does not become a regular on the main roster until 2025.
Roxanne Perez AND Tiffany Stratton both win one of the main roster women’s titles.
Orton decides to change things up and his rope ddt becomes his primary finisher.
Big E returns and Kofi/Woods are expecting him to be his usual happy New Day self, he is happy but gets stern and dedicates the year to getting Woods a title. This becomes a long running storyline.
RVD returns at Mania along with other ECW wrestlers in a backstage segment, a one off.
Once the titles are off Roman, all hell breaks loose in both main title scenes. It leaps around a bunch, which only builds Roman’s mystique in the future.
Pretty Deadly win the tag titles and become the IWC’s favorite tag team in WWE.
Charlotte somehow leaves for AEW after her injury.
Bayley wins the title off IYO at mania.
Joel Embiid shows up at mania and does the tozawa dance with tozawa, proving this life is a simulation.
Natalya retires.
Kevin Dunn retires.
Enzo Amore actually gets signed again and has a locker right next to punk, unironically. He feuds with Austin Theory and somehow doesn’t get into trouble.
When Priest cashes in his briefcase, it will be as a face because the entire group becomes best buddies with Truth and he is a genuine member of Judgment Day.
Somebody gets a new entrance theme that sounds like someone ripping ass. We get told by other fans that “it doesn’t sound like that, it isn’t that bad” but we know better, we know what we’ve heard.
There is a PlayStation sponsored match where nobody does anything but talking and it is shot over the shoulder.
There is a Nintendo sponsored match where it starts off hot but one wrestler keeps moving to their left unintentionally.
There is a Xbox sponsored match where one of the wrestlers straight up buys the other one to no contest. This leads nowhere and people wonder what the point of it was.
Dexter Lumis returns and is now extremely smart. He is a brilliant scientist in the ring and still doesn’t speak much, except for a few words in French and yelling about his obnoxious sister.
Bron Breakker debuts and Cole’s debut call is “HOT DAWG”. Kevin Patrick says he boils his and is immediately fired from the company.
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Eunös ✈
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Post by Eunös ✈ on Dec 20, 2023 12:47:21 GMT -5
This could be fun Gonna make let's see how me of 12 months from now reacts this this. (I hear he can be pretty harsh.)
01. The backstage drama people are expecting from CM Punk won't happen and he will last the whole year in the company drama free.
02. FINALLY, this will be the year Roman loses the belts.
03. Sheamus will win the Intercontinental Championship.
04. We will get a Kevin Owens/Sami Zayn feud.
05. Bron Brekker will be called up to the main roster and will win a singles title.
06. The Raw and Smackdown Tag Titles will finally be seperated.
07. A former WWE superstar who left for AEW will end up returning to WWE. Right now I'm saying Miro.
08. Bray Wyatt will be inducted into this years WWE Hall of Fame. (Not the boldest of predictions but one I wanted to feature anyway.)
09. Logan Paul will mostly be done with WWE by the end of the year.
10. Drew McIntyre will either be all elite or New Japan.
Bonus prediction.
11. Okada will not join WWE.
Go easy on me me of 12 months from now.. I didn't have the same knowledge you have now.
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4real
Wade Wilson
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Post by 4real on Dec 20, 2023 14:23:53 GMT -5
R Truth joins Alpha Academy, Imperium, The Bloodline, Damage CNTRL & Chase U
Carmelo, Bron, Dragunov & Roxanne are confined to NXT all year and never get called up
Roman Reigns v The Rock is rumoured to happen…but doesn’t.
CM Punk starts eating Bagels at a press conference. Is immediately ejected.
Baron Corbin freshens up his act by purchasing a new hat.
WWE employs a musician a lot of people haven’t heard of whose music is sub par. This person may or may not be good in the ring.
Grayson Waller main events Elimination Chamber v Duke Hudson. A new boom period is declared.
Jey Uso gets his own Yeet dancers and goes on Conan
After tormenting his son all his life Rey Mysterio turns face and apologises to Dom.
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fw91
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Post by fw91 on Dec 20, 2023 15:14:54 GMT -5
1) Cody will beat Roman at Wrestlemania but the story ends at backlash when Cody beats him in the hell in a cell rematch. Roman “acknowledges” Cody and is written off in face-ish way 2) Punk will win Rumble but job to Seth at mania in a “good faith” move. Priest cashes in the RAW after mania. Punk will dethrone Priest at the latest Summerslam 3) GUNTHER wins MITB but will move to Smackdown to dethrone Cody late in the year 4) Jey dethrones Gunther 5) An ex wwe AEW guy returns 6) Hugger Bayley returns wins Rumble 7) Jade Cargill flops and doesn’t get over
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Post by wildojinx on Dec 20, 2023 15:17:32 GMT -5
Sheamus will spend some time in NXT, even briefly winning the championship before dropping it to Trick Williams
WWE Speed will air on Peacock
Speaking of Peacock, WWE will sell off the Smokey Mountain, Global, WCCW, and AWA catalogs as a cost cutting measure. At least one of those catalogs will be bought by AEW.
In a major upset, Bronson Reed will win the Money in the Bank briefcase
Also, a lower-card wrestler who nobody thinks much of will win a major title
Drew McIntyre will leave
Asuka and Kairi will leave Damage CTRL and turn face
Brock Lesnar will return to feud with Sheamus (once he comes back from the aforementioned NXT stint)
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Post by Error on Dec 20, 2023 15:21:44 GMT -5
By the end of November, there will be no member of the McMahon family working for WWE.
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Post by chronocross on Dec 20, 2023 16:24:08 GMT -5
Cody beats Roman at WM40 for the Universal Title and this time it's Roman sitting in the ring in disbelief while someone throws a rubber chicken in front of him.
Jey Uso beats Gunther for the I-C title at Backlash.
Drew McIntyre will beat Seth Rollins for the World Title on January 1st.
R-Truth & Damian Priest will form a tag team and feud with Judgment Day.
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Post by nevthebassist on Dec 20, 2023 18:54:26 GMT -5
The Usos are once again tagging together by the summer.
Gunther becomes a double champ by WM.
AJ Lee returns in the Women's Rumble.
Alexis King is released and goes back to AEW.
After a run as NXT champ, Von Wagner goes to the main roster and immediately wins the US title.
Asuka and Kairi rule the women's tag division with a reign through most of 2024.
Bray Wyatt, Powers of Pain, Victoria and Earthquake in the Hall of Fame.
Karrion Kross still doesn't get over with the fans.
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john84
Fry's dog Seymour
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Post by john84 on Dec 20, 2023 23:06:31 GMT -5
By the end of November, there will be no member of the McMahon family working for WWE. Does that include Triple H? Or not?
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Post by Error on Dec 20, 2023 23:10:38 GMT -5
By the end of November, there will be no member of the McMahon family working for WWE. Does that include Triple H? Or not? It does.
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Post by canceled4truth on Dec 23, 2023 9:32:32 GMT -5
Alright, here goes nothing:
* Punk and Cody both walk out of Mania as champions * Priest cashes in on one of them shortly (the Raw after Mania?) after * Seth and Becky both end up re-signing, but Seth takes a loooooong break and Becky essentially becomes a part-timer * Bobby Lashley leaves WWE * The New Day rides off into the sunset in their 10th anniversary celebration * Sasha Banks returns, causing Michael Cole to utter the most euphoric "IT'S BOSS TIME!" of all time * WWE poaches another top Japanese name, as well as someone from TNA * Liv and Gunther both get world title runs * Bray Wyatt, Lex Luger and Ken Shamrock go into the HOF * Stephanie McMahon and AJ Lee both make on-screen appearances at some point
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john84
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Post by john84 on Jan 4, 2024 18:52:54 GMT -5
The Rock wins at Mania
Damage CTRL turn on Bayley
L.A. Knight to win a U.S. Title at some point
CM Punk to dethrone Seth
Roman will still be champion
Naomi returns at Royal Rumble
Ilya Dragunov, Roxanne Perez, Tiffany Stratton, Bronn Breakker to get moved from NXT to RAW or SmackDown
AJ Lee to make a one-off appearance at Rumble
Andrade and Aleister Black to return to WWE
Tatum to betray Lyra
That's my guesses for now.
Sikoa challenges Roman
GUNTHER and Zoey Stark to win MitB
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 4, 2024 19:40:49 GMT -5
Roman doesn't lose both titles.
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