Bo Rida
Fry's dog Seymour
Pulled one over on everyone. Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Dec 22, 2023 17:29:35 GMT -5
From the website “This meme coin is designed as a commemorative token for the sake of nostalgia and hence, is intrinsically useless. This project is for entertainment purposes only and should not be viewed as an investment. Purchasing this meme coin is not permitted for residents and citizens of the United States. By purchasing WOOOOO! Coin you are of the sound understanding that there is neither expectation, nor guarantee of financial gain.”Roadmap Q4 2023 WOOOOO! Energy became official energy drink of Columbus Blue Jackets, Cleveland Cavaliers and AEW Wrestling. Symbiotic relationship and mutual affiliation with Ric Flair drives traffic to both the coin and energy drink. January 1, 2024 WOOOOO! Coin Officially Launches Q1 2024 By Q1 end, we expect to be listed on CoinMarketCap and other prominent Crypto news networks. Q2 - 2024 Launch Holder Portal allowing WOOOOO! Coin holders the ability to enter into giveaways and redeem tokens for merchandise and WOOOOO! Energy. Q2- 2024 Picked up by major Centralized Exchanges. Q3 2024 Release Ric Flair WOOOOO! IVN's & NFTs to token holders. Onward HODL
The mushroom juice is designed to funnel people into the crypto. Ffs Tony Khan get that shit off tv. I'm not a financial/criminal mastermind so maybe I just don't understand how these things work, but are people actually buying into this? I thought the whole Crypto/NFT thing fizzled out a year ago. Wouldn't be shocked if this whole thing ended up being a money laundering scheme Yeah at this point nearly everyone involved knows it's a scam, they just think that they're the ones that will profit from it. All the scammers try to scam each other. You can get a sense of it in Cofeezilla's series on Logan Paul. Although his being a few years ago and the nature of his fanbase make innocent victims more likely.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
Better have my money when I come-a collect!
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Post by chazraps on Dec 22, 2023 17:44:33 GMT -5
I half-expected one of those Meta-rap songs about Crypto/NFTs to be in the background:
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Dec 22, 2023 18:18:27 GMT -5
I need to keep reminding myself the Ric Flair that had wars with Riki Choshu and Randy Savage is gone now and it’s been replaced with bad drinks, sadness and apparently now glorified Pogs.
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Post by The Captain on Dec 22, 2023 18:41:00 GMT -5
So Ric also managed to trick the Blue Jackets and the Cavs into endorsing his shroom drink.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Dec 22, 2023 18:51:45 GMT -5
Ric Bankman-Fried
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Post by Alexander The So-so on Dec 22, 2023 19:00:02 GMT -5
Flair had more dignity during his TNA run where he was still insisting on exposing his ass during matches than he does doing this.
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Kalmia
King Koopa
Happy to be here
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Post by Kalmia on Dec 22, 2023 19:58:12 GMT -5
I know Flair became a parody of himself a few decades ago but now he's become a parody of the parody. He could have invested his money wisely instead of being Ric Flair 24/7 and he wouldn't need to do any of this.
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Dec 22, 2023 20:01:08 GMT -5
The more I read that text the more of a headache I get lol, it's like an AI wrote text from an AI that wrote text from an AI that transcribed a Flair promo and a crypto bro speech and mashed them together. Is Ric the company or is it Woooo! Coin? Yeah, I can understand tech bro morons using AI because they’re tech bro morons and that’s what they do, but why wouldn’t they proofread what the AI churned out? How could you possibly go off and live with this? I- Sigh. I need a drink. *Sips Wooooo Fungal Juice, chokes and dies*
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Fade
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Fade on Dec 23, 2023 3:45:39 GMT -5
five o’s
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Post by EoE: Workin On My Night Cheese on Dec 23, 2023 5:22:36 GMT -5
Dude’s become Krusty The Klown. Waiting for the official Ric Flair college for training regional Ric Flair impersonators.
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coleslaw
Don Corleone
Scott the Woz
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Post by coleslaw on Dec 23, 2023 6:39:22 GMT -5
Got my WOOOO! energy, got my WOOOO! coin, my Official Ric Flair Consent Contract, my Official Ric Flair WOOOOO! Cannabis Erectile Dysfunction Remedy, posted up, just faded
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Post by 6pathsoftommy on Dec 23, 2023 6:51:47 GMT -5
Dude’s become Krusty The Klown. Waiting for the official Ric Flair college for training regional Ric Flair impersonators. He kinda did that when he endorsed Nature Boy Paul Lee.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 23, 2023 7:04:50 GMT -5
I just, wow.
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nate5054
Hank Scorpio
Lucky to be alive in the Chris Jericho Era
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Post by nate5054 on Dec 24, 2023 20:47:42 GMT -5
This is nearly as funny as the story about him charging for prom dates, even though that was probably fake.
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nate5054
Hank Scorpio
Lucky to be alive in the Chris Jericho Era
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Post by nate5054 on Dec 24, 2023 20:49:52 GMT -5
Honey, I spent all our saving on Wooo Fuel and Woooo Coins. Damn, not even enough left over for Wooo Wings. Does Wooo Wings accept Wooo Coins?
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Post by One of the Cooler, Candid TOKs on Dec 25, 2023 0:09:43 GMT -5
Dude is legit selling digital Pogs. Not gonna lie, it's the most I've respected him in a very long time
Like it's still at the f***in basement but still
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The Foreigner™: #NBACup Season
Don Corleone
They wanna talk? Well what they talkin bout? I see them runnin they mouth but they ain't talkin loud
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Post by The Foreigner™: #NBACup Season on Dec 25, 2023 2:58:31 GMT -5
Dude’s become Krusty The Klown. Waiting for the official Ric Flair college for training regional Ric Flair impersonators. Official Ric Flair Pregnancy Test would be extremely on brand
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Dec 25, 2023 11:23:05 GMT -5
So Ric also managed to trick the Blue Jackets and the Cavs into endorsing his shroom drink. I'm guessing he went to the Panthers and Hurricanes first and they both told him to f*** off.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Dec 25, 2023 11:24:24 GMT -5
Dude’s become Krusty The Klown. Waiting for the official Ric Flair college for training regional Ric Flair impersonators. Hey this Georgia Gold crispy KFC Isn't gonna sell itself...
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Gawk Rivers
Ozymandius
MAMMA MIA! CRUISERLICIOUS!
GIIIGIIIGIIIGIIIGIGI
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Post by Gawk Rivers on Dec 25, 2023 18:30:18 GMT -5
Eagle eyed meme masters will note that this is one less O than Woooooo! Energy, making it much easier to delete and pretend never ha-..I mean create a charming yet different synergy between brands.
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