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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Jan 6, 2024 23:38:36 GMT -5
Look at this f***ing guy:  "Count me out, kids!" Bitch, you're 15 years old, the spider should've bit someone else! |
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Jan 7, 2024 10:37:27 GMT -5
I like how no one is inviting him and he's making it a point to tell them he isn't going anyways.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jan 7, 2024 12:15:28 GMT -5
"My intellect is far superior to you kids."
"Shut up Peter."
"I'M BEING OPRESSED!"
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Post by Milkman Norm on Jan 7, 2024 12:16:19 GMT -5
And how did Spider-Man book The Town Hall?
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 7, 2024 12:31:04 GMT -5
Now I wish someone would make a companion piece to the early 2000’s Superman is a Dick website, Peter Parker is a Dork.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 7, 2024 12:42:16 GMT -5
"My intellect is far superior to you kids." "Shut up Peter." "I'M BEING OPRESSED!" Peter: "well, you clearly have to have a pretty high IQ to properly enjoy Rick and Morty..." |
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Post by thechase on Jan 7, 2024 13:04:47 GMT -5
The important thing is that Liz would buy that for a dollar!
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Jan 7, 2024 13:09:32 GMT -5
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Post by thechase on Jan 7, 2024 13:12:21 GMT -5
He kind of comes full circle by Spider-Girl and is the world's best well-intentioned asshole dad
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Jan 7, 2024 15:48:25 GMT -5
Parker is almost as big of a nerd as Kenny Omega and the Young Bucks.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Jan 7, 2024 17:51:01 GMT -5
he's Spider-Man, not Spider-Boy. you young whippersnappers need to start showing him some respect toot sweet!
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Jan 7, 2024 18:22:19 GMT -5
The first few years of Amazing Spider-Man read like an extended villain origin story. Peter learns that with great power comes great responsibility, but he’s not thrilled with it. Especially during Ditko’s time, it feels like he could break bad at any time.
The evolution of the character from those early days feels very natural if you read ASM in order, but going back to those early days, it’s pretty easy to see why Peter was picked on. He was an angry, frustrated, egotistical twerp who openly thought everyone else was stupid.
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Post by Rolent Tex on Jan 7, 2024 18:38:01 GMT -5
Now I want Steve Buscemi as Spidey.
“Count me out fellow kids!”
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 7, 2024 19:01:48 GMT -5
The first few years of Amazing Spider-Man read like an extended villain origin story. Peter learns that with great power comes great responsibility, but he’s not thrilled with it. Especially during Ditko’s time, it feels like he could break bad at any time. The evolution of the character from those early days feels very natural if you read ASM in order, but going back to those early days, it’s pretty easy to see why Peter was picked on. He was an angry, frustrated, egotistical twerp who openly thought everyone else was stupid. Kinda like Steve Ditko... |
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jan 7, 2024 19:13:22 GMT -5
Now I want Steve Buscemi as Spidey. “Count me out fellow kids!” Shut up Parker, you're out of your element! |
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Jan 7, 2024 20:18:13 GMT -5
Now I want Steve Buscemi as Spidey. “Count me out fellow kids!” Shut up Parker, you're out of your element! Jeff Bridges starring in The Big Osborn. |
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jan 7, 2024 22:44:25 GMT -5
Shut up Parker, you're out of your element! Jeff Bridges starring in The Big Osborn. "Who brainwashed your friend Cap?" "Were you listening to Cap's story Parker?" "I was web slinging" "So you have no frame of reference here, Parker. You're like a child who wanders into the middle of a movie and wants to know..." |
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Post by Soultastic on Jan 7, 2024 23:37:02 GMT -5
Now I want Steve Buscemi as Spidey. “Count me out fellow kids!”
Peter: Hello? Caller: Hi, is this Peter Parker? Peter: Yep Caller: The Peter Parker that graduated from high school in INSERT CANON YEAR? Peter: Uhh yeah, who's this? Caller: Uhm, this is Flash Thompson. You probably don't remember me but I went to high school with you. Uhm... I kinda gave you a hard time back then... I did some things that I thought were funny at the time, but now I realize they were just mean and stupid and I wanted to apologize. And I hope you'd forgive me. Peter: Yeah sure, don't worry about it, it's no problem. Caller: Wow, that's great! Well, I am sorry, and maybe we can get together sometime and talk about Spider-Man. Peter: Yeah, sure. I'd like that. Caller: Okay, great! I'll see you around. Peter: Okay. Bye. >Peter grabs a marker and uses it to cross Flash's name off of a list on his wall titled, "PEOPLE TO KILL", which includes Norman Osborn, Miles Warren and Skip Westcott. Once done, he puts on the black Spider-Man mask, sighs in relief and sits back to listen to Aerosmith
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Post by Ronny Rayguns Is All Elite on Jan 8, 2024 13:39:26 GMT -5
Now I miss the old "SuperMan is a Dick" website
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Post by The Thread Barbi on Jan 10, 2024 17:29:17 GMT -5
Look at this f***ing guy: "Count me out, kids!" Bitch, you're 15 years old, the spider should've bit someone else! No way that f***er is 15. Looks at least 29 with those glasses. |
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