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Post by Citizen Snips on Jan 14, 2024 18:23:37 GMT -5
Ahmed looks like a greasy overstuffed sausage. A kinky, greasy overstuffed sausage. They never specified what sort of “Domination” they were aiming for, apparently.
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Post by Hypnosis on Jan 14, 2024 18:56:19 GMT -5
It's a cross between Gillberg and Hacksaw Jim Duggan. It's always kinda sad seeing older wrestlers switch to what basically amounts to workout gear. Doubly so when they start wrestling in t-shirts. I've always liked Sting, but his gear's been looking lazy for a while now.
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Post by ejm olmos on Jan 14, 2024 19:49:25 GMT -5
His tights from his match with RVD after winning the World Title are just as weird. They’re not brown, but they’re black with some very basic HBK logos thrown on there: I feel like he was trying to figure out how to “mature” his wrestling gear because he couldn’t be the sexy boy anymore, until someone, I don’t know, God told him “Just wear the heart pattern tights, ya big baby”. That was my take as well because for a minute after he came back it seemed like they were exclusively calling him “HBK” and not “the Heartbreak Kid”.
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Post by Hulk With A Mustache on Jan 14, 2024 20:15:37 GMT -5
His tights from his match with RVD after winning the World Title are just as weird. They’re not brown, but they’re black with some very basic HBK logos thrown on there: I feel like he was trying to figure out how to “mature” his wrestling gear because he couldn’t be the sexy boy anymore, until someone, I don’t know, God told him “Just wear the heart pattern tights, ya big baby”. I'm amazed he didn't bring in those faux-chaps earlier.
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Jan 14, 2024 20:39:11 GMT -5
What the hell is the third one supposed to be? seems like an eye... maybe?
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jan 14, 2024 21:02:05 GMT -5
I feel like he was trying to figure out how to “mature” his wrestling gear because he couldn’t be the sexy boy anymore, until someone, I don’t know, God told him “Just wear the heart pattern tights, ya big baby”. I'm amazed he didn't bring in those faux-chaps earlier. I believe those were to cover up the big knee brace he’d have been wearing at that point.
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Post by mo on Jan 14, 2024 21:17:24 GMT -5
Thank god Otis grew his hair back out... Francis Buxton looking ass
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Jan 15, 2024 1:34:51 GMT -5
It's a cross between Gillberg and Hacksaw Jim Duggan. It's always kinda sad seeing older wrestlers switch to what basically amounts to workout gear. Doubly so when they start wrestling in t-shirts. Then eventually he'd regain his confidence and go shirtless again later... for way too long >_>
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 15, 2024 1:43:17 GMT -5
This man couldn't wrestle 300 days a year, nevermind 450 This is Sam Elliott from a timeline where he only made terrible life choices
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 15, 2024 1:45:59 GMT -5
Almost main event heel Triple H before he found his signature look is still weird: I did always like those tights, honestly.
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Post by grungesmurf on Jan 15, 2024 16:44:46 GMT -5
Those were bad, but I think this one's even worse: There was absolutely no way of explaining that last Goldust pic if your parents walked into the room.
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Post by malloc on Jan 15, 2024 16:47:59 GMT -5
How about JBL in that weird period in 03/04 when he was still Bradshaw in the APA but he was clean shaven with short blond hair? I always think of him being regular JBL or long black hair Bradshaw. Related, the fact that he wore long tights for a little when he switched to JBL before settling on undies. My friend thought he had been replaced, and they were just continuing, like when they change actors on a TV show.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Jan 15, 2024 19:20:47 GMT -5
During her reign as Women’s Champ before she left, Chyna traded in her trademark black leather look for more spangly outfits and changed her hair/makeup. I guess to be “girlier”.
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Post by The Rick Jericho on Jan 15, 2024 19:26:58 GMT -5
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Post by Hypnosis on Jan 15, 2024 19:29:34 GMT -5
During her reign as Women’s Champ before she left, Chyna traded in her trademark black leather look for more spangly outfits and changed her hair/makeup. I guess to be “girlier”. I remember the peacock look Chyna had in her final WWF match with Lita.
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