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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jan 16, 2024 20:47:22 GMT -5
On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies. Now for the other Simpsons joke: I sleep in a big bed with my wife. Should've let someone else say they sleep in a racecar first. Also there's... Can't sleep, clown'll eat me!
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 16, 2024 20:53:18 GMT -5
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J. Hova
Don Corleone
Emotionally exhausted and morally bankrupt
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Post by J. Hova on Jan 16, 2024 23:39:01 GMT -5
In the nude.
Seriously, I got a new mattress about two years ago and it has changed my life. I also take a sleep supplement most nights that seem to get me to at least drift off a little quicker.
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Post by government mule on Jan 17, 2024 1:15:41 GMT -5
About as well as anyone that has a 4 year old kid who at the moment is getting into our bed when she wakes up anywhere from 12pm-5am. Wouldn't be so bad but she is the wriggliest thing I have ever known.
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Post by Hobby Drifter on Jan 17, 2024 1:24:55 GMT -5
I take sleeping pills, a cbd gummy, melatonin, and usually a few drinks and if I’m lucky that’ll give me at least three or four hours.
Note I do not recommend this to anybody
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pinja
Unicron
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Post by pinja on Jan 17, 2024 2:52:14 GMT -5
Pretty well. Up to 9 hours on working days. I just happen to dream a lot of unpleasant dreams. Sleeping on my stomach with earplugs in is my way.
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Jan 17, 2024 3:43:41 GMT -5
I sleep in a big bed with my wife teddy bear.
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Post by bibboid on Jan 18, 2024 2:27:53 GMT -5
On weekdays I sleep in bed with the wife. I start on my right side until my right hip and leg start to ache. Then I roll over to my left side until my wife gives me a shove because I am ‘breathing on her’. Back and forth all night long. And god forbid if I end up on my back because then my sleep apnea kicks into high( gear and I stop breathing.
On weekends I sleep in the recliner in the living room. There I sleep straight through the night and wake up well rested.
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john84
Fry's dog Seymour
Proud Father of 3 :)
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Post by john84 on Jan 18, 2024 2:57:05 GMT -5
My sleep patterns have always been all over the place tbh. I'm a light sleeper so it doesn't take much to disturb my sleep and then I can't get back to sleep for hours.
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Post by Mrs. Potato Dick on Jan 18, 2024 8:39:24 GMT -5
On my right side, breathe right strip on and with the help of 10mg of melatonin.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Jan 18, 2024 9:23:06 GMT -5
Soundly, because I am a psychopath with no sense of guilt or shame.
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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Jan 18, 2024 12:17:34 GMT -5
I sleep with my eyes open.
...god I'm tired.
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Post by Baldobomb-22-OH-MAN!!! on Jan 18, 2024 13:29:14 GMT -5
Via a cocktail of trazodone, black-out blinds and cloths covering every clock. Lately my cats have gotten big and strong enough to brute force the door open (door knob is busted) so I wake up with one or more cats snuggled in that weren't there when I passed out.
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Post by darbus alan on Jan 18, 2024 13:48:28 GMT -5
On my side usually.
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Post by saneiac on Jan 18, 2024 18:52:56 GMT -5
I'm the heaviest sleeper I know of. Once I'm out, it takes a Herculean effort to wake me up. I've slept right through people setting off fireworks 50 yards away from my open bedroom window.
It can be nice, but has caused some issues. Even as far back as high school, I needed multiple alarm clocks (LOUD alarm clocks) set in different locations in the room to wake me up on time. If it's too near the bed or there's only one I will get up, turn it off, and go back to bed without ever being conscious. When I traveled for work I had to carry my own alarms. A lot of hotel alarm clocks will shut off automatically after 10 minutes, and I can sleep right through that.
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Cranjis McBasketball
Crow T. Robot
Knew what the hell that thing was supposed to be
Peace Love and Nothing But
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 18, 2024 19:34:56 GMT -5
I take sleeping pills, a cbd gummy, melatonin, and usually a few drinks and if I’m lucky that’ll give me at least three or four hours. Note I do not recommend this to anybody I’m more amazed you ever wake up….yikes.
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Kalmia
King Koopa
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Post by Kalmia on Jan 18, 2024 20:16:00 GMT -5
Once I'm asleep I sleep like the dead. No movement and no noise.
I'm a night owl (as my history of posting in AEW live threads despite living in the UK will show) so I have to force myself to go to bed at a reasonable time during the week. I generally get around 5-5.5 hours on weekdays and then make up for it on weekends. I have a pretty good body clock so I'll usually wake up just before my alarm goes off but if I don't have anywhere to be, I'll stay in bed dozing on and off all day.
A couple of times a year I do get wicked insomnia though so my sympathies to anyone who deals with it on a more regular basis.
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schma
El Dandy
Who are you to doubt me?
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Post by schma on Jan 18, 2024 21:47:56 GMT -5
I take a long time to fall asleep, often switching from side to side. I also wake up fairly frequently. I've started using white noise to help but I suspect I may have some level of sleep apnea. Alternately, sometimes when I'm at my computer gaming I'll fall asleep if I haven't been getting enough rest. Given that I work long hours on night shift, that's alarmingly often despite my best efforts.
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Gunhaver
Team Rocket
"Gunhaver! You actually have a gun!"
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Post by Gunhaver on Jan 18, 2024 22:18:22 GMT -5
Really poorly, which may be connected to my mental health. I was recently prescribed something to help, but it knocks me out for 10 to 12 hours. Can't seem to win.
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Post by Urn Anderson on Jan 19, 2024 0:57:47 GMT -5
I sleep in a racing car! Do you?
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