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Post by Hypnosis on Jan 16, 2024 20:00:19 GMT -5
Not sure how active I'll be tonight. Whatever I had last week has come back 10 times worse. You need a hospital if you've not already been there. Rest easy.
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Post by The Rick Jericho on Jan 16, 2024 20:01:14 GMT -5
"YOU DID THIS TO YOURSELF"
"THAT WAS COLD"
"MY HANDS ARE CLEAN"
Sign these folks to NXT!
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Jan 16, 2024 20:01:27 GMT -5
not an eagles fan but watch jason kelce's speech after the super bowl before every episode of nxt. nobody has it like us, everyone calls us too theatric, our beards are too f***ed UP, our champions have too many uncomfortable gimmicked head injuries, the show is too horny WELL YOUR MOTHER IS TOO HORNY NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT NXT Fam, I know it looks bleak after that draft but I’m going to take a second to talk to you about underdogs. Shawn Michaels, a few years ago, was given all control pretty much in this organization. He was put in the performance center and given an impossible task! Two years ago, when they made a decision, he came out of there a different man. He came out of there with a purpose and a drive to make this possible. And I saw a different Shawn Michaels. An underdog. When Shawn Michaels was hired, he was rated as the worst booker by a lot of freakin' analysts out there in the media. Last Year, some clown named Vinny Verhei said that “NXT 2.0, is awful. Please stop producing it”. You saw a driven Shawn Michaels, a man who booked multiple murders on television. He wasn’t booking just to be mediocre. He’s booking for a Booker of the Year Award. And it don’t stop with him. It does not stop with him. Mandy Rose wasn’t good enough; she was never going to be a champion. Before she got fired, she was the baddest freaking bitch in the game. Wes Lee was told he couldn’t make it on his own. Chase U isn’t an accredited school. Carmelo Hayes is too small. Jinder Mahal can’t lay off the juice. Roxanne Perez has anxiety! Jacy Jayne can’t dance. Cora Jade can’t skateboard. Damon Kemp is the inferior brother. Gigi Dolin will never get hired. Tony D’Angelo is just a fake TV gangster. Von Wagner has no personality. Bron Breakker has no personality. Wendy Choo’s gimmick is dumb. Brooks Jensen can’t get laid. Grayson Waller is just a poor man's Miz. Fallon Henly can’t run a successful bar. Stevie Turner is just running a ponzi scheme. Tiffany Stratton is just a blonde bimbo. The Diamond Mine can’t act. Axiom won’t get over. Hank Walker will never be anything more than a security guard. It’s the whole team! It’s the whole team! This entire organization, with a bunch of driven men & women who accomplished something. They were a bunch of underdogs. And you know what an underdog is? It’s a hungry dog. And Bron Breakker has had this quote in the weight room that has stood on the wall for the last two years -- "Hungry dogs run faster." And that’s this show. Bottom line is, they wanted it more. All the wrestlers. All the coaches. The announce team. Shawn Michaels. Everybody wanted it more. And that’s why they’re the best freaking show on TV today. And that’s why they will rebuild because when they’re backs are against the wall is when they shine the brightest. i f***ing knew i was with my people here no discourse here, just rings baby
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Jan 16, 2024 20:01:27 GMT -5
Not starting with the battle royal fatal 4-way?!?
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Post by J is Justice on Jan 16, 2024 20:01:47 GMT -5
Worse. Make you watch a soccer game. {Spoiler}{Spoiler}{Spoiler}{SPOILER: CLICK TO SHOW} I like soccer. I always watch the World Cup. Casual.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jan 16, 2024 20:01:55 GMT -5
We open with Dusty Tag Classic action, as Hayes and Williams takes on Enofe and Blade!
(Good to see Hayes is OK after the bad bump on SmackDown)
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Post by stevescorpio on Jan 16, 2024 20:01:58 GMT -5
How will Melo try to screw Trick this time?
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Post by Hypnosis on Jan 16, 2024 20:02:05 GMT -5
Booker being a fanboy of Trick is so funny.
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Jan 16, 2024 20:02:05 GMT -5
I'm very excited for the Vengeance Day card so far:
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Jan 16, 2024 20:02:11 GMT -5
Melo and Trick are FINE. They're wearing matching gear.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jan 16, 2024 20:02:16 GMT -5
Not starting with the battle royal fatal 4-way?!? Finishing with it, apparently.
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Post by The Rick Jericho on Jan 16, 2024 20:02:16 GMT -5
MELO TITANTRON
MAKE ME DIZZY
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Jan 16, 2024 20:02:16 GMT -5
i don't think they can call up trick without booker
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Post by The Rick Jericho on Jan 16, 2024 20:03:31 GMT -5
Book Melo and Trick like Sting and Luger 1996. Melo is a heel to everyone and all the fans. But Trick doesn't see it because he loves Melo to much and defends him at every turn.
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Post by welshpenguin on Jan 16, 2024 20:04:01 GMT -5
My cat has a toy similar to the yellow neck think lmao, I do like the Dusty inspired tights though
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Post by stevescorpio on Jan 16, 2024 20:04:07 GMT -5
Not sure how active I'll be tonight. Whatever I had last week has come back 10 times worse. You need a hospital if you've not already been there. Rest easy. I would like to avoid that if I can. I did stock up on cold medicine, so hopefully that helps.
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Post by Hypnosis on Jan 16, 2024 20:04:20 GMT -5
Enofe's Dusty polka-dots tights are a nice tribute.
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Post by The Rick Jericho on Jan 16, 2024 20:04:30 GMT -5
I kinda wish this match was the finals instead.
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Jan 16, 2024 20:04:36 GMT -5
i don't think they can call up trick without booker They can do it with Cole. “Whoop that trick!” “Oh my!” “Whoop that trick!” “Vintage!”
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Jan 16, 2024 20:04:53 GMT -5
They need to do more with Edris. He could be a star.
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