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Post by 67 more on Jan 26, 2024 17:38:48 GMT -5
I was scared we wouldn't get it this year. I think we needed it more than ever.
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Post by "Gizzark" Mike Wronglevenay on Jan 26, 2024 17:39:25 GMT -5
Miz: And you know what they call a Royal Rumble in Canada? R Truth: They don't call it a Royal Rumble? Miz: No, they got parliamentary democracy there, they wouldn't know what the f*** a royal is. R Truth: Then what do they call it? Miz: They call it The Rumble. R Truth: The Rumble? What do they call a Battle Royale? Miz: Battle Royale is a Battle Royale, but Maryse calls it Le Battle Royale. R Truth: Le Battle Royale! Ahhaha, what do they call a Wargames Match? Miz: I dunno, never been in one. But you know what match they did in TNA instead of the Royal Rumble? R Truth: What? Miz: Reverse Battle Royale. R Truth: Goddamn! Miz: I seen 'em do it man, they f*****' had Abyss win and that jobber Killings was the first one eliminated. R Truth: Hol up Some of your finest work. Especially today
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Post by wildojinx on Jan 26, 2024 19:59:23 GMT -5
You know, Terry Funk was already in the 97 and 98 editions, are Scott Norton and Reggie Bennett too old to be in it and take bumps so we can have all of the wrestling alumni from Over The Top in the Rumble?
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Post by dablueboy on Jan 27, 2024 6:25:25 GMT -5
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Post by The Kevstaaa on Jan 27, 2024 10:40:13 GMT -5
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Post by schma on Jan 27, 2024 12:41:45 GMT -5
Miz: And you know what they call a Royal Rumble in Canada? R Truth: They don't call it a Royal Rumble? Miz: No, they got parliamentary democracy there, they wouldn't know what the f*** a royal is. R Truth: Then what do they call it? Miz: They call it The Rumble. R Truth: The Rumble? What do they call a Battle Royale? Miz: Battle Royale is a Battle Royale, but Maryse calls it Le Battle Royale. R Truth: Le Battle Royale! Ahhaha, what do they call a Wargames Match? Miz: I dunno, never been in one. But you know what match they did in TNA instead of the Royal Rumble? R Truth: What? Miz: Reverse Battle Royale. R Truth: Goddamn! Miz: I seen 'em do it man, they f*****' had Abyss win and that jobber Killings was the first one eliminated. R Truth: Hol up This is great except for the part where the British Monarch is still technically our head of state. If anything the USians should have no clue wtf a royal is.
Still, it's excellent.
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 27, 2024 13:49:00 GMT -5
Miz: And you know what they call a Royal Rumble in Canada? R Truth: They don't call it a Royal Rumble? Miz: No, they got parliamentary democracy there, they wouldn't know what the f*** a royal is. R Truth: Then what do they call it? Miz: They call it The Rumble. R Truth: The Rumble? What do they call a Battle Royale? Miz: Battle Royale is a Battle Royale, but Maryse calls it Le Battle Royale. R Truth: Le Battle Royale! Ahhaha, what do they call a Wargames Match? Miz: I dunno, never been in one. But you know what match they did in TNA instead of the Royal Rumble? R Truth: What? Miz: Reverse Battle Royale. R Truth: Goddamn! Miz: I seen 'em do it man, they f*****' had Abyss win and that jobber Killings was the first one eliminated. R Truth: Hol up This is great except for the part where the British Monarch is still technically our head of state. If anything the USians should have no clue wtf a royal is. Still, it's excellent.
I was thinking that too... but then Miz is a dork so I figured he wouldn't know any better
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Post by schma on Jan 27, 2024 14:04:50 GMT -5
This is great except for the part where the British Monarch is still technically our head of state. If anything the USians should have no clue wtf a royal is. Still, it's excellent.
I was thinking that too... but then Miz is a dork so I figured he wouldn't know any better That's fair.
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bob
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Post by bob on Jan 27, 2024 14:16:28 GMT -5
This thread is becoming the FAN version of the DX Christmas Raw that aired every December on WWE 24/7. The oldest one I could find was from 2017. Now, what type of guy would tell the same joke every year? Yes, you guessed it..... Frank Stallone
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Jan 27, 2024 17:44:32 GMT -5
Not busted out Luan Loud in a bit but this deserves it.
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bob
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Post by bob on Jan 27, 2024 18:07:26 GMT -5
Royal Rumble " 67 more I hate you too!"
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Post by Perd on Jan 27, 2024 18:13:29 GMT -5
A FAN tradition unlike any other.
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Post by Schizo on Jan 27, 2024 18:59:45 GMT -5
Best running gag sence Mac and Me
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jan 27, 2024 19:28:15 GMT -5
Get this to the 100 Like Club please lol
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Post by 67 more on Jan 28, 2024 2:26:58 GMT -5
Get this to the 100 Like Club please lol If there was a year to do it, it would be this one, but I don't think it will
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