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Post by Zaq "That Guy" Buzzkill on Mar 6, 2024 17:00:51 GMT -5
Does his suit have a built in cathader/poop bag that he empties every so often? Are there several points in the movies where he hasn't emptied it out and he's talking to everyone with a full robot diaper? Does the meditation chamber we see in Empire also double as a toilet and is that why the Imperial Officers always look so uncomfortable when they're talking to him?
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Mar 6, 2024 18:36:39 GMT -5
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Post by Stone Coke Miami Watson 🥃 on Mar 6, 2024 18:36:54 GMT -5
Maybe he had his dingaling blown off and relies on "Spaceballs: The Colostomy Bag" when he needs to do his thang....
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Post by Cyno on Mar 6, 2024 18:45:45 GMT -5
He uses the Force obviously.
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Mar 6, 2024 19:19:44 GMT -5
The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural...
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Post by DSR on Mar 6, 2024 19:20:32 GMT -5
He uses the Force obviously. That's your answer for everything!
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Push R Truth
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Post by Push R Truth on Mar 6, 2024 19:26:48 GMT -5
The red button on his chest is for the poop hose.
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Post by YAKMAN is ICHIBAN on Mar 6, 2024 19:36:05 GMT -5
Found the canon answer According to Dark Lord: The Rise of Darth Vader, the eponymous Dark Lord relies on catheters to urinate. As for his solid waste, he needs collection pouches. His suit also includes recyclers, an understandably vital feature since it's not realistic to clean out his suit all the time. screenrant.com/star-wars-darth-vader-body-trivia-facts/
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tirtefaa
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Post by tirtefaa on Mar 6, 2024 20:04:40 GMT -5
He has a thermal exhaust port that is two inches wide.
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Mar 6, 2024 20:07:54 GMT -5
He has a thermal exhaust port that is two inches wide. I love how it's EXACTLY 2 inches wide. 2 inches, no more, no less.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Mar 6, 2024 20:41:12 GMT -5
I find this lack of continence disturbing
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Spider2024
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Post by Spider2024 on Mar 6, 2024 20:57:27 GMT -5
Does he even eat?
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Mar 7, 2024 6:27:21 GMT -5
I'd be more concerned about his burnt wiener
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Post by Saiyanic Panic on Mar 7, 2024 8:31:17 GMT -5
An excuse to post this? I'll take it.
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Post by Hit Girl on Mar 7, 2024 12:35:03 GMT -5
Wookieepedia - "He has a Type 56-A ColoBag made out of Wudu skin manufactured at the....."
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bob
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Post by bob on Mar 7, 2024 20:47:44 GMT -5
THE DARTH VADER POOPING COMMUNITY?!?!?!?!?!??!
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Mar 7, 2024 22:18:52 GMT -5
How does CatDog poop?
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Soultastic
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Post by Soultastic on Mar 8, 2024 0:12:19 GMT -5
He could use the force to influence the midichlorians to create...farts.
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Post by lildude8218 on Mar 8, 2024 1:55:55 GMT -5
Ask your MOTHER
OHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! *high fiving random dudes*
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Post by The Dark Order Inferno on Mar 8, 2024 6:03:20 GMT -5
George Lucas now regrets the Disney sale as he can't explain away all the mysteries of Darth Vader's bodily functions the way he did the force.
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