UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Apr 7, 2024 0:48:59 GMT -5
they should just subvert all expectations and do a sock puppet/stick figure reenactment of what happened. I'd be down for a Timeless Toni Storm silent film reenactment. Luther as Punk, Mariah as Jack, and Toni as TK only thing i'd change is toni as jack instead so she could say "real gla-say, cry me a riv-vay punkster"
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Post by eJm on Apr 7, 2024 0:50:27 GMT -5
Action figures. Especially if it ends with “and then they kisssssss” you understand the vision. right after they do the "and then they kisssss" section, have an action figure of samoa joe show up and one of the bucks with a fake deep voice is like "HEY PUNK! QUIT SMOOCHIN BACK HERE! ITS TIME FOR THE MATCH!" If Kevin Nash wasn’t a coward, he’d show up with a Sting action figure and talk about how he was the influence of his career.
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Post by Facetious on Apr 7, 2024 0:50:39 GMT -5
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Apr 7, 2024 0:52:19 GMT -5
Nothing about this seems like a good idea. I can’t even begin to express what a bad, poorly thought out idea I think this is.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 7, 2024 0:52:21 GMT -5
Hmmm maybe they are going for the jugular lmao. Like part of me wants to actually see what the big ordeal is and the other part just wants the shit to end but I'm here for the chaos that ensues The only thing is they haven't specifically said they'll show footage of Punk But everyone internally is apparently saying they will, so... this is interesting
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 7, 2024 0:53:42 GMT -5
Nothing about this seems like a good idea. I can’t even begin to express what a bad, poorly thought out idea I think this is. I mean that's been me with CM Punk for the last two years so... If he wants to keep bringing it up under the guise that they will not fight back, f*** it, he had every opportunity to move on and the Helwani podcast showed how much he simply will not grow up. The Bucks have taken bops for the better part of a year and a half from the guy, and so has the company, I'd have enough too.
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Post by Sponsored by Groose Wipes on Apr 7, 2024 0:54:09 GMT -5
Since they are facing FTR again, I expect the tape to be something like this.
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Post by eJm on Apr 7, 2024 0:54:21 GMT -5
Tom Hardy is driving the fuel wagon in the middle of the Australian desert shaking his head at all of you.
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Post by Cyno on Apr 7, 2024 0:56:07 GMT -5
*Punk talks shit* *Punk talks even more shit* *Punk talks yet more shit months later* *Bucks respond but are probably joking around* *Punk fans call The Bucks petty probably* The prophecy is already coming true. That said I doubt it's going to be Punk footage. Probably something to do with FTR and maybe more foreshadowing with Jack Perry.
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Post by The Summer of Muskrat XVII on Apr 7, 2024 0:56:15 GMT -5
Nothing about this seems like a good idea. I can’t even begin to express what a bad, poorly thought out idea I think this is. I mean that's been me with CM Punk for the last two years so... If he wants to keep bringing it up under the guise that they will not fight back, f*** it, he had every opportunity to move on and the Helwani podcast showed how much he simply will not grow up. The Bucks have taken bops for the better part of a year and a half from the guy, and so has the company, I'd have enough too. I just don’t see any positives coming out of this. Ignore his f***ing podcast comments, but if you insist on responding release the footage in a corporate press release don’t air it on your weekly scripted TV show. I can’t see how this benefits them
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 7, 2024 0:58:33 GMT -5
I mean that's been me with CM Punk for the last two years so... If he wants to keep bringing it up under the guise that they will not fight back, f*** it, he had every opportunity to move on and the Helwani podcast showed how much he simply will not grow up. The Bucks have taken bops for the better part of a year and a half from the guy, and so has the company, I'd have enough too. I just don’t see any positives coming out of this. Ignore his f***ing podcast comments, but if you insist on responding release the footage in a corporate press release don’t air it on your weekly scripted TV show. I can’t see how this benefits them I suppose we'll see exactly what's aired, but imo Punk continuing to jaw off at AEW while he's under WWE's umbrella and could be promoting WWE things and focusing on his own life, years now removed from the situation, is petty as f*** so at this point I'm just like... do whatever, because he certainly isn't gonna be the bigger man here.
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Post by Chiral on Apr 7, 2024 0:58:56 GMT -5
If they really do show it, people are gonna be up in arms that they'd stoop so low [/batista] to be mean to CM Punk and/or Punk fans thinking Punk beating up Jungle is the coolest thing ever.
If it's a troll job, people are gonna be up in arms that they'd stoop so low [/batista] to falsely advertise and call it the new Million Dollar Mania.
So what they have to do is show footage of Cash with his gun, getting him in significant legal trouble before his big PPV match would be quite the dastardly move.
Also is that backuphangman dude legit at all? I saw chaz saying he was spreading disinfo about Punk/Bucks before, I'm seeing him a toooonnnnn on here lately
also oh my god i need to be done on the internet tonight, preemptively discourse-ing this any more might actually put me in some kind of internet coma from the headache
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 7, 2024 1:04:29 GMT -5
If they really do show it, people are gonna be up in arms that they'd stoop so low [/batista] to be mean to CM Punk and/or Punk fans thinking Punk beating up Jungle is the coolest thing ever. If it's a troll job, people are gonna be up in arms that they'd stoop so low [/batista] to falsely advertise and call it the new Million Dollar Mania. So what they have to do is show footage of Cash with his gun, getting him in significant legal trouble before his big PPV match would be quite the dastardly move. Also is that backuphangman dude legit at all? I saw chaz saying he was spreading disinfo about Punk/Bucks before, I'm seeing him a toooonnnnn on here lately also oh my god i need to be done on the internet tonight, preemptively discourse-ing this any more might actually put me in some kind of internet coma from the headache For me it seems like the most obvious troll thing ever but then you got Ibou and SRS saying "No this is gonna be real and they aren't false advertising and I'm just kinda throwing my hands up like "HUH?" Gonna suck for them if they just got majorly played lmfao
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Apr 7, 2024 1:05:48 GMT -5
I really think at this point they'd be best off just no longer acknowledging the dude and hoping he and his diehards eventually shut the hell up about them. Bothering to respond in such a way just feels like pointless escalation of a conflict it feels like most people have largely stopped caring about.
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Post by Carefree Beach Life Gritizen on Apr 7, 2024 1:06:12 GMT -5
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Post by mattyy on Apr 7, 2024 1:07:08 GMT -5
Reuse Cult of Personality and repurpose CM Punk's graphics package for The Bucks at Dynasty PLEASE.
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Apr 7, 2024 1:08:19 GMT -5
Oh my God. We’re going to do it. We’re going to finish our story that began in the very first Scrum Thread. This is our WrestleMania moment.
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Apr 7, 2024 1:11:08 GMT -5
Every wrestling journalist might look like a complete idiot Wednesday and given the last time they all looked like complete idiots was during Scrumgate it'd be appropriate lol
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Post by Facetious on Apr 7, 2024 1:11:35 GMT -5
Oh f*** yeah. I can't wait to read the chaos on the letter app.
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UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Apr 7, 2024 1:11:53 GMT -5
well if everyone isn't being worked, this is literally what i asked for when punk was shitting up that podcast so... thank you tony!
this kinda feels like asking for cigarettes for christmas as a teenager and your dad telling you to smoke a whole pack in a row though. i could do it and will do it but i might need to lay down.
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