GOTHIC CHARISMA 🧊 🥶❄️FURY
Grimlock
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Post by GOTHIC CHARISMA 🧊 🥶❄️FURY on Apr 11, 2024 15:11:49 GMT -5
OJ Simpson. Not alive. But guess who is, Hall of Famer Rod Carew! gotta love rod. f*** arte moreno
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Brood Lone Wolf Funker
Ozymandius
Got fined anyway. Possibly a Moose
James Franco is the white Donald Glover
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Apr 11, 2024 15:17:35 GMT -5
The Juice is no longer loose
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Apr 11, 2024 15:23:35 GMT -5
The Juice is no longer loose Breaking News: OJ is fleeing from Saint Peter in a white Bronco.
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Post by Mr Mario Mario on Apr 11, 2024 15:30:58 GMT -5
“OJ Simpson has passed away from cancer this week. When personally questioned the cancer claimed it did not kill him, but that if it did, it was only because the cancer loved OJ very much” Damnit I was going to make a similar joke Personally I don’t even feel sorry for his family because of the statement they realised I know it may seem heartless to some but I’m sure his victims would have loved to have died surrounded by family
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GOTHIC CHARISMA 🧊 🥶❄️FURY
Grimlock
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Post by GOTHIC CHARISMA 🧊 🥶❄️FURY on Apr 11, 2024 15:31:35 GMT -5
y'all ever hear about the theory that his son did it or both of them did?
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XIII
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by XIII on Apr 11, 2024 15:42:40 GMT -5
y'all ever hear about the theory that his son did it or both of them did? Yes, but I don’t believe it for a variety of reasons with one of the main ones being that OJ essentially left a suicide note and was going to blast himself during that slow speed chase before being talked out of it. Not to mention that OJ had a history of abusing Nicole. Now that he’s dead people with more info will want to cash in so we’ll probably hear some new details soon. I imagine that Kato probably needs some money and will tell all or something.
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GOTHIC CHARISMA 🧊 🥶❄️FURY
Grimlock
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Post by GOTHIC CHARISMA 🧊 🥶❄️FURY on Apr 11, 2024 15:47:51 GMT -5
y'all ever hear about the theory that his son did it or both of them did? Yes, but I don’t believe it for a variety of reasons with one of the main ones being that OJ essentially left a suicide note and was going to blast himself during that slow speed chase before being talked out of it. Not to mention that OJ had a history of abusing Nicole. Now that he’s dead people with more info will want to cash in so we’ll probably hear some new details soon. I imagine that Kato probably needs some money and will tell all or something. most likely, people will try to profit off it somehow as they always have
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tafkaga
Samurai Cop
the Dogfather
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Post by tafkaga on Apr 11, 2024 15:49:38 GMT -5
I wonder if he accepted Jesus on his death bed and waiting for us in heaven.
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Nr1Humanoid
Hank Scorpio
Is the #3 humanoid at best.
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Post by Nr1Humanoid on Apr 11, 2024 16:10:57 GMT -5
Listen close OJ, that tap dancing 6 feet above will never end.
RIH.
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Post by crowley1986 on Apr 11, 2024 16:45:05 GMT -5
The Juice is no longer loose Breaking News: OJ is fleeing from Saint Peter in a white Bronco. if the casket doesnt fit, you must absolve
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 11, 2024 16:45:21 GMT -5
He was an actor from The Naked Gun film series and apparently once played foosball (the devil's game) for the Buffalo Bisons. In '94 he was accused of murdering his ex-wife and her friend with a knife in Los Santos. He denied this. He claimed he loved his ex wife despite beating her repeatedly over the years, and said "I did not kill her and her friend with a knife. Technically it was a dagger". His blood was found at the crime scene. He claimed the blood wasn't his because his body did not contain blood. The victims blood was found in his car, a white Ford Bronco, but he claimed he actually drove a red Toyota Buffalo and that the blood wasn't that of the victims but actually BBQ sauce. His lawyers suggested a theory that the San Angeles police were racist (one of which was proven to be so, and in unrelated matters he was later hired by FOX News) and had a secret Blood Smearing Unit that targeted rich, black, foosball players. The jury agreed. After the verdict, OJ vowed to find the real killers. In 2003, he released his findings and determined that the Zodiac Killer was responsible. Zodiac responded by framing OJ for armed robbery, and infecting him with cancer.
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Post by KingPooper on Apr 11, 2024 16:53:03 GMT -5
I loved him in the naked gun movies….
Wait is he famous for something else?
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Post by Hit Girl on Apr 11, 2024 16:56:39 GMT -5
I loved him in the naked gun movies…. Wait is he famous for something else? Capricorn One.
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Post by Starshine on Apr 11, 2024 19:08:06 GMT -5
I don't know, I've seen Cancer's hands and the gloves don't look like they fit.
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Sephiroth
Wade Wilson
Surviving
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Post by Sephiroth on Apr 11, 2024 19:59:22 GMT -5
I don't know, I've seen Cancer's hands and the gloves don't look like they fit. If they fit, then that is it. I’ll see myself out now. Maybe get one of those cafe lattes.
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cosmo
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Post by cosmo on Apr 11, 2024 20:23:11 GMT -5
I loved him in the naked gun movies…. Wait is he famous for something else?
He used to be a football player, and I think that's about it.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Apr 11, 2024 21:03:13 GMT -5
Hey remember when he wrote a book called "If I Did It" that had details pretty much only the killer should know, and then because he still owed a shit ton of money to the families from a civil suit they took the rights to it and put the word "if" in the smallest print possible?
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fw91
Patti Mayonnaise
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Tribe has spoken for 2024 Mets
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Post by fw91 on Apr 11, 2024 21:10:33 GMT -5
I don't know, I've seen Cancer's hands and the gloves don't look like they fit. Seriously though, what was the prosecution expecting there, that he was going to make those things fit?
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Apr 11, 2024 23:15:11 GMT -5
I can’t embed tweets since I’m on my phone (also, I swear I read Ewrong had the ability to embed tweets blocked), but Brad Williams, a comedian, posted a tweet saying:
Brad’s a funny guy. Check out his act if you get the chance.
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hassanchop
Grimlock
Who are you to doubt Belldandy?
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Post by hassanchop on Apr 12, 2024 1:04:44 GMT -5
Remember when Hulk Hogan tried to invoke OJ in a WCW promo? And New Jack in Smoky Mountain What would a meeting with New Jack and OJ look like?
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