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Post by Perd on Apr 13, 2024 16:49:46 GMT -5
Roma's legacy was already secure. He can still come and go as he pleases. Knowing he could have it all back with a snap of his fingers.
The Rock exist in a stratosphere of fame that most pop stars can only dream of. If Roman holds the keys to the kingdom, The Rock owns that kingdom.
Heyman is a parasite. He’ll attach that glib tongue to the next optimal host. All he needs to know , is what they want to hear. And he always knows what they want to hear.
Solo is stepping out of the shadows and into the power vacuum. As the name suggest, he could go it alone. But why be greedy? Why not share the plunder with someone as ruthless and vicious as he is?
Jey, the one brave enough to forge his own path. And what a path. One that appears headed straight for the top. "Main Event" isn’t a nickname, it’s a prophecy.
But what about Jimmy? Perhaps the most faithful of Roman's followers. To whom the most was asked and the least was given. The Bloodline's version of Job. What happens when you lose everything? No allies. No purpose. No future?
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Apr 13, 2024 16:52:36 GMT -5
Jimmy Uso is the only tragedy that's OK to laugh at.
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Post by Brood Lone Wolf Funker on Apr 13, 2024 16:57:50 GMT -5
Jimmy is the Tubi originals of wrestling
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Apr 13, 2024 17:09:35 GMT -5
Jimmy is the Tubi originals of wrestling You can't just turn a man into a joke like that and walk away. You ruined him!
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Post by edgestar on Apr 13, 2024 17:15:45 GMT -5
Jimmmy Uso happened.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Apr 13, 2024 17:19:56 GMT -5
"I've had legendary matches with Jey Uso! I have also wrestled Jimmy."
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Apr 13, 2024 17:21:37 GMT -5
he had a chair put around his head and someone's buttcheeks fly into his face and you're laughing. this man has an assprint on his forehead, will forever be half chair and you're laughing at him.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Apr 13, 2024 17:22:39 GMT -5
he had a chair put around his head and someone's buttcheeks fly into his face and you're laughing. this man has an assprint on his forehead, will forever be half chair and you're laughing at him. Literally cut from my Mixed Match Challenge Tournament for being a bitch.
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Apr 13, 2024 17:22:59 GMT -5
he had a chair put around his head and someone's buttcheeks fly into his face and you're laughing. this man has an assprint on his forehead, will forever be half chair and you're laughing at him. If he took that from Toni Storm we'd all be talking about how lucky he was. Smh.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Apr 13, 2024 17:24:11 GMT -5
he had a chair put around his head and someone's buttcheeks fly into his face and you're laughing. this man has an assprint on his forehead, will forever be half chair and you're laughing at him. If he took that from Toni Storm we'd all be talking about how lucky he was. Smh. His divorce lawyer sittin' by the phone on standby.
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Apr 13, 2024 17:24:49 GMT -5
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Apr 13, 2024 17:24:53 GMT -5
he had a chair put around his head and someone's buttcheeks fly into his face and you're laughing. this man has an assprint on his forehead, will forever be half chair and you're laughing at him. If he took that from Toni Storm we'd all be talking about how lucky he was. Smh. brother, if he took that from toni storm he'd literally be dead. we'd be sitting here eating our snack mix going "he had a chair put around his head and toni storm's buttcheeks fly into his face and he died and you're laughing. this man had an assprint on his forehead, would have been half chair and he's DEAD and you're laughing at him, he died."
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Post by The Rick Jericho on Apr 13, 2024 17:25:26 GMT -5
Jim "The Anvil" Uso.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Apr 13, 2024 17:26:57 GMT -5
Jim "The Anvil" Uso. Marty Jannetty taking a ten minute break from insanity to laugh at Jim "The Anvil" Uso.
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Apr 13, 2024 17:27:07 GMT -5
Jim "The Anvil" Uso. Remember when Sasha Banks beat Nattie's ass that one time and was like, "Go to Hell, and tell your daddy I said Hi."
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Post by The Rick Jericho on Apr 13, 2024 17:27:49 GMT -5
Jim "The Anvil" Uso. Marty Jannetty taking a ten minute break from insanity to laugh at Jim "The Anvil" Uso. Jimmy wishes he was an IC Champion like Marty!
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Apr 13, 2024 17:28:35 GMT -5
Marty Jannetty taking a ten minute break from insanity to laugh at Jim "The Anvil" Uso. Jimmy wishes he was an IC Champion like Marty! Jimmy acts hard, but Marty Jannetty actually killed someone. {Spoiler}Or so he claims.
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Post by TWERKIN' MAGGLE on Apr 13, 2024 17:29:07 GMT -5
Marty Jannetty taking a ten minute break from insanity to laugh at Jim "The Anvil" Uso. Jimmy wishes he was an IC Champion like Marty! "I told Paul if I was going to re-sign, I wanted a gaurantee that he would keep Jimmy Uso's bitch ass away from me."
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Post by Doo Doo Dickhead on Apr 13, 2024 17:32:05 GMT -5
Rikishi abandoned the wrong son.
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Post by The Rick Jericho on Apr 13, 2024 17:38:09 GMT -5
He tried to warn us, we should've noticed this about Jim a long time ago.
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