Doomrider
Hank Scorpio
I wanna bang Marla.
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Post by Doomrider on Jan 2, 2007 16:43:42 GMT -5
Well, my ex girlfriend said Rachel Ray was very cold hearted when she met her at a book signing...but then again, my ex girlfriend gave lousy head, so nothing she says really matters.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Jan 2, 2007 16:46:44 GMT -5
Right. That's how you judge a woman's social capabilities...the quality of her head.
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Post by Rorschach on Jan 2, 2007 16:47:35 GMT -5
It does seem like Rachael Ray is popping up everywhere these days. You can't spend a half hour in a supermarket without seeing her likeness in at least 4 different places on various advertisements and food packages. This is exactly why I need to do something or come up with something that will attract the attention of Oprah: So I can be on magazines and TV and endorse products and make millions. She is cute though, you gotta love a smile like that. I don't even mind her voice. And the fact that she had put on a little weight adds to the cuteness factor. Indeed. Curvy Rachel is good. Rail thin Rachel = scary. It appears we've reached a concensus.... |
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Johnny Danger (Godz)
Wade Wilson
loves him some cavity searches
Lord Xeen's going to kill you.
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jan 2, 2007 16:47:58 GMT -5
Giada > Rachel
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Post by Rorschach on Jan 2, 2007 16:52:50 GMT -5
BLASPHEMY!  |
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Jan 2, 2007 16:53:43 GMT -5
They're both beautiful in their own ways.
I hate them both.
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Post by Rorschach on Jan 2, 2007 16:56:55 GMT -5
They're both beautiful in their own ways. I hate them both. Put down the Haterade!!!! And let Rachel whip up a nice frosty chocolate smoothy for you! |
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Jan 2, 2007 16:58:48 GMT -5
No! I'm on a strict diet. If I don't follow it, I'll never be ready for my surgery.
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Post by Rorschach on Jan 2, 2007 17:04:30 GMT -5
Not gastric bypass, I hope?
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on Jan 2, 2007 17:06:04 GMT -5
Who is hotter.... Rachel or Emerill?
BAM!
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Jan 2, 2007 17:06:41 GMT -5
Not gastric bypass, I hope? Oh, no, it's a special surgery that replaces my blood with Nilla Wafers. YES, IT'S GASTRIC BYPASS. |
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Jan 2, 2007 17:22:46 GMT -5
Why? What's wrong with gastric bypass surgery?
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Post by Feyrhausen on Jan 2, 2007 18:02:47 GMT -5
Not gastric bypass, I hope? Oh, no, it's a special surgery that replaces my blood with Nilla Wafers. YES, IT'S GASTRIC BYPASS.Why do you have to diet before Gastric Bypass? My mother had it and did nothing special before the surgery. |
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Post by tna on Jan 2, 2007 18:04:03 GMT -5
I don't like Rachael Ray.
She's obnoxious.
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Jan 2, 2007 18:12:51 GMT -5
Oh, no, it's a special surgery that replaces my blood with Nilla Wafers. YES, IT'S GASTRIC BYPASS.Why do you have to diet before Gastric Bypass? My mother had it and did nothing special before the surgery. Her doctors must have been quite liberal. I have to go through six months of preparations. In those six months, I have to lost 10% of my starting body weight (roughly 30 pounds), go to classes and group sessions with others who are having and have already had the surgery, and there's a bit of required reading beforehand. If everything goes swimmingly, I'll be cut open by July or so. I'll have to get my will ready and everything, just in case. The mortality rate is low, but better safe than sorry. |
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Post by Virt McGirt on Jan 2, 2007 18:15:33 GMT -5
Well, my ex girlfriend said Rachel Ray was very cold hearted when she met her at a book signing...but then again, my ex girlfriend gave lousy head, so nothing she says really matters.  HOLY CRAP!!!! |
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Jan 2, 2007 21:08:22 GMT -5
 CELESTIAL FECES!!!
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jan 2, 2007 21:12:23 GMT -5
Yes, and Rachel is damn fine. Therefore Giada is really, really damn fine. |
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Post by balmudo on Jan 2, 2007 21:18:54 GMT -5
My chef brother-in-law says he worked with her and that she slept with the head chef at the restaurant they worked at. GOSSIP~INTRIGUE!
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Dr. T is an alien
Patti Mayonnaise
Knows when to hold them, knows when to fold them
I've been found out!
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Post by Dr. T is an alien on Jan 2, 2007 21:26:45 GMT -5
My chef brother-in-law says he worked with her and that she slept with the head chef at the restaurant they worked at. GOSSIP~INTRIGUE! Honestly, how many people here haven't slept with someone that they worked with? I met my wife at work. |
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HOLY CRAP!!!! 
CELESTIAL FECES!!!