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Post by Jasper Troy Bolton on May 19, 2024 13:34:24 GMT -5
Inspired by both the SUFFERIN SUCCOTASH thread and watching way too much late Vince era WWE lately, I wanna talk about the most absurd things that commentary had to either call people or constantly say about them.
So I'm just rewatching a late 2018 RAW and The Riott Squad are doing stuff when suddenly it's time for The Juvenile Delinquent Liv Morgan to step in the ring. I didn't even have time to process the nightmare of this Stewie Griffin ass name before Michael Cole had already said it twice.
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Post by Jasper Troy Bolton on May 19, 2024 13:36:03 GMT -5
Also if you're reading this I think you're an extraordinary man who does extraordinary things
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Post by The Rick Jericho on May 19, 2024 13:42:59 GMT -5
Rich Swann: The Outlandish
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Post by Jasper Troy Bolton on May 19, 2024 14:32:02 GMT -5
Rich Swann: The Outlandish The reminder of this hit me with Sudden Impact
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Post by Cvslfc123 on May 19, 2024 16:37:42 GMT -5
"The Wildcat" Kofi Kingston.
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Post by fw91 on May 19, 2024 16:52:48 GMT -5
The Viking Experience!
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Post by darbus alan on May 19, 2024 16:54:05 GMT -5
"The Bearcat" Keith Lee
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Post by clc on May 19, 2024 16:54:51 GMT -5
Inspired by both the SUFFERIN SUCCOTASH thread and watching way too much late Vince era WWE lately, I wanna talk about the most absurd things that commentary had to either call people or constantly say about them. So I'm just rewatching a late 2018 RAW and The Riott Squad are doing stuff when suddenly it's time for The Juvenile Delinquent Liv Morgan to step in the ring. I didn't even have time to process the nightmare of this Stewie Griffin ass name before Michael Cole had already said it twice. Delinquents girls are no joke!
Sukeban Deka, Shoujo Commando Izumi, Hana no Asuka-gumi.
I'm looking at the replies and realize I like a bunch. What I hate was when they take away wrestlers last names to just give them some generic name. In my perfect world most wrestlers would be: Name "Nickname" Lastname, or The Nickname, Name Lastname.
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on May 19, 2024 17:01:25 GMT -5
Not sure the time frame on this but The Silverback Mark Henry... has to be one of the worst of all time...
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Post by fw91 on May 19, 2024 17:02:16 GMT -5
Idk if this was as bad as we thought it was. What I mean is that he was still Keith Lee. It was just a nick name. It's not like he came out in a Cat suit and meow'd and his whole character changed.
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Post by ChitownKnight on May 19, 2024 17:15:40 GMT -5
Wrestlemania: the Ultimate Thrill Ride
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Post by fw91 on May 19, 2024 17:17:23 GMT -5
Wrestlemania: the Ultimate Thrill Ride I mean it made more sense than Wrestlemania:All Grown Up
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Post by chazraps on May 19, 2024 17:21:29 GMT -5
Idk if this was as bad as we thought it was. What I mean is that he was still Keith Lee. It was just a nick name. It's not like he came out in a Cat suit and meow'd and his whole character changed. His whole attire and aesthetic changed, and his personality was made completely unnatural. Yes, it was that bad and seemingly broke Keith Lee's brain enough to become a Tom Macdonald fan.
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Post by fw91 on May 19, 2024 17:35:38 GMT -5
Idk if this was as bad as we thought it was. What I mean is that he was still Keith Lee. It was just a nick name. It's not like he came out in a Cat suit and meow'd and his whole character changed. His whole attire and aesthetic changed, and his personality was made completely unnatural. Yes, it was that bad and seemingly broke Keith Lee's brain enough to become a Tom Macdonald fan. i don't disagree, but I think that had little to do with the nickname. It's the insignificant booking that did him in. But that's just my opinion.
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Post by Jasper Troy Bolton on May 19, 2024 17:56:36 GMT -5
I forgot to mention the agonizing amount of times per show that Drew McIntyre got called The Terminator in 2018. It's so bad I genuinely had to ask if there was a Terminator movie that year and THERE WASNT EVEN.
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Post by The Foreigner™: PreSZN on May 19, 2024 18:09:33 GMT -5
I almost successfully memory-holed "The Artist Known as Shinsuke Nakamura" away
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Post by WoodStoner1 on May 19, 2024 18:20:32 GMT -5
The Vigilante Sting.
Though going after the Skinheads to rescue Madonna would have been more fruitful than jobbing to Triple H then getting injured.
"The Fiend" Bray Wyatt. Yeah I know, it was him, but they had to say the whole thing every time they mentioned him. Was it because "Fiend" by itself was not copyrightable? I know there's the Misfits character, for instance.
It kind of ruined what was supposed to be the split personality aspect of the character.
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Post by Oh Cry Me a Screwball on May 19, 2024 18:20:44 GMT -5
I almost successfully memory-holed "The Artist Known as Shinsuke Nakamura" away At least they didn't have scrolling text for that like they had THE ROCKSTAR.
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Post by FinalGwen on May 19, 2024 18:31:28 GMT -5
Also if you're reading this I think you're an extraordinary man who does extraordinary things Not the Stephen Schwartz musical I thought they'd latch onto, tbh.
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Post by fg on May 19, 2024 18:42:48 GMT -5
Shorty G Chad Gable.
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