Gallus is a national crisis and we need gov. intervention

[City Duck]

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY OUT OF CONTROL OH MY GOD I HAVE HAD ENOUGH I AM SO TIRED 

[The Rick Jericho]

Blame The People's Ass for this one.

[The Heartbreak TWERK]

They just grind everything to a f*** halt.

We get it, you have silly voices.

[Talent Name]

How does Joe Coffey always look like an unhoused individual

[UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm]

I can’t even make fun of these guys. They’re that boring, I’ve got nothing for them. I feel nothing calling Joe decaff.

[ayumidah]

I never want to hear Booker say they're good to the last drop again.

[lionheart21]

May 21, 2024 21:00:55 GMT -5 City Duck said:

THIS IS ABSOLUTELY OUT OF CONTROL OH MY GOD I HAVE HAD ENOUGH I AM SO TIRED 

If you're tired, just put on a Gallus match. You'll be out in no time.

["The Natural" Bustin Loads]

How can he be so callous with all this Gallus

[Jumpin' Jesse Walsh]

I think we should put a pause on British people until we figure out what's going on.

[06vwgti]

Uh oh sounds like I need to watch NXT for this?

[gritizen]

JOKE WEBSITE.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

Reading this thread and that one Sarah McLachlan song from the animal welfare ads just comes into mind.

[A Little Doo Doo]

May 21, 2024 21:37:22 GMT -5 gritizen said:

JOKE WEBSITE.

Myth: Gallus are good wrestlers, just boring.

Reality: Gallus are shitty wrestlers AND boring.

[gritizen]

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Gallus is only entertaining when they're hanging out at the Gallus Bar.

[J is Justice]

May 21, 2024 21:37:22 GMT -5 gritizen said:

JOKE WEBSITE.

FAN needs to come together and alter those ratings.

[EoE: Well There's Your Problem]

May 21, 2024 21:37:22 GMT -5 gritizen said:

JOKE WEBSITE.

See, you want some rankings that are based on mathematical logic, weighted towards results relative to their fellow wrestlers and the events they work on. Like so...




Yeah, there's a smaller sample size for the women, but here's the thing... Shut up.

(Oh, if you're wondering why some years are blank for years they worked (Dolin doing the Mae Young Classic, for example), they only officially get a rank after they get listed on the official roster, but those points do get calculated into the next three years of ranks if they compete)

[A Little Doo Doo]

If CageMatch.net was a cage match, it'd be the Dolph vs. Kofi one from 2019!!!

[mistery]

Gallus? I would rather have my gallbladder removed than watch them get a push.

[Mozenrath]

Gallus make Karrion Kross look like... I dunno, someone interesting, I guess. Gallus isn't exactly inspiring me to be terribly creative.