π‘ NXT 5/28 Live Thread: Sexyy Red Tuesday
May 28, 2024 15:08:55 GMT -5
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on May 28, 2024 15:08:55 GMT -5
NXT Recommended Video Game Of The Week (Week 5): "Papa's Freezeria Deluxe (Original - Sometime in 2007 I think / Deluxe - March 31st, 2023) (PC) ($5.99 USD)"
"I remember working at a Wendy's a really long time ago. Didn't particularly need the money and should have known better but I was a bored teenager who thought working at a fast food place was something all growing people did so in I walked into the lair of the red headed demon. Upon entering the building, I was overwhelmed with the smell of chicken nuggets and how big the frosty machine was. Walking up to the counter, I ordered some nuggets and said "hey can i have a job please" and the cashier who ended up being the manager said "are you sure". Within a few weeks, I was brought into the baconator cult and had infiltrated their lair. There I was behind the counter, the god of fast food who is kind enough to listen to your pleas for lunch. Life was easy and it was grand for about five minutes.
One weekend about 50 white people walked in all at once and demanded fish sandwiches. Something to do with religion. I can barely spell religion I don't know what that shit is I'm gay. They peer through the window blinds at people like us and turn to their husband and say "they listen to liz phair and fiona apple, they're not right they're an abomination" when I'm just trying to hand over your fries. Anyways. These people demand their sandwiches because they don't eat meat because a book said they shouldn't. Which is cool, if that is what you believe I'm down with that. I've read many books and gained new quirks as well. These quirks don't make me yell at teenagers to hurry up with the halibut but they have helped me with yo-yoing many times. I also learned how much of an asshole Vince Russo is and that is important.
Finally this group lost it. My minimum wage minions were not working fast enough to their liking. I was doing my best to rally the troops but they were laid out on the floor in pure exhaustion and the dizzying realization that the chili is just the burgers that were too burnt to sell. Walking past my brothers and sisters in arms, I did what I would eventually learn to do all the time later on in life. I grabbed a chicken nugget, ate it right in front of my manager and said I'm far too homosexual for this I have rights and my ass is out of here. If I spend one more minute I might choke out the 50 year old in the dining room who keeps swearing Lady Gaga is a man when the only man his wife knows is the guy who cleans the pool. I did not actually say that but I did eat a nugget and say bye bye. Might have thrown a "sluts" in there. Same thing. What does this have to do with the NXT Game Of The Week?
It IS the NXT Game Of The Week.
In 'Papa's Freezeria Deluxe', you make ice cream concoctions to the liking of thousands of customers who arrive to your shop. Some of these freaks order pomegranate white chocolate milkshakes. You can make them that or you can go crazy at any time during the creation of the ice cream and completely f*** it up for them. They'll get upset and say that's not what I ordered but tough shit, I didn't ask for Ridge Holland to be on my favorite television show either. You don't always get what you want in life, now eat your stupid dawn dish soap parfait that'll be $6.50. You want to speak to my manager, I am the manager. Get my feet off the counter? Stop looking at my feet Snitsky.
After a few hours of being petulant and sassy, you probably will want to make the orders correctly. You can unlock new items to decorate your shop with, expensive toppings (an additional homosexual term) and much more. It was originally a free game way back in the day but the deluxe Steam edition port is worth it because it is cheap and really fun in that type of Lemonade Stand way except ice cream is better than lemonade. Right now my character has a bunch of patriotic clothes so I get a bonus serving patriotic ice cream concoctions. This is all leading to the 4th of July where I will hand out free firecrackers with each purchase. Be there or don't, you might not want to.
It is a lonely life ruling the world and being in charge of the brownie pieces and sprinkles. Maybe you will get them, maybe you'll get cement. The only way to find out is to play Papa's Freezeria Deluxe and see if the skies look fondly upon you or will you be sentenced to 10 years inside a Golden Spoon to atone for your customer service misdeeds. The world is mine.
Play Papa's Freezeria Deluxe and tune in next week for the 6th NXT approved game!"
"I remember working at a Wendy's a really long time ago. Didn't particularly need the money and should have known better but I was a bored teenager who thought working at a fast food place was something all growing people did so in I walked into the lair of the red headed demon. Upon entering the building, I was overwhelmed with the smell of chicken nuggets and how big the frosty machine was. Walking up to the counter, I ordered some nuggets and said "hey can i have a job please" and the cashier who ended up being the manager said "are you sure". Within a few weeks, I was brought into the baconator cult and had infiltrated their lair. There I was behind the counter, the god of fast food who is kind enough to listen to your pleas for lunch. Life was easy and it was grand for about five minutes.
One weekend about 50 white people walked in all at once and demanded fish sandwiches. Something to do with religion. I can barely spell religion I don't know what that shit is I'm gay. They peer through the window blinds at people like us and turn to their husband and say "they listen to liz phair and fiona apple, they're not right they're an abomination" when I'm just trying to hand over your fries. Anyways. These people demand their sandwiches because they don't eat meat because a book said they shouldn't. Which is cool, if that is what you believe I'm down with that. I've read many books and gained new quirks as well. These quirks don't make me yell at teenagers to hurry up with the halibut but they have helped me with yo-yoing many times. I also learned how much of an asshole Vince Russo is and that is important.
Finally this group lost it. My minimum wage minions were not working fast enough to their liking. I was doing my best to rally the troops but they were laid out on the floor in pure exhaustion and the dizzying realization that the chili is just the burgers that were too burnt to sell. Walking past my brothers and sisters in arms, I did what I would eventually learn to do all the time later on in life. I grabbed a chicken nugget, ate it right in front of my manager and said I'm far too homosexual for this I have rights and my ass is out of here. If I spend one more minute I might choke out the 50 year old in the dining room who keeps swearing Lady Gaga is a man when the only man his wife knows is the guy who cleans the pool. I did not actually say that but I did eat a nugget and say bye bye. Might have thrown a "sluts" in there. Same thing. What does this have to do with the NXT Game Of The Week?
It IS the NXT Game Of The Week.
In 'Papa's Freezeria Deluxe', you make ice cream concoctions to the liking of thousands of customers who arrive to your shop. Some of these freaks order pomegranate white chocolate milkshakes. You can make them that or you can go crazy at any time during the creation of the ice cream and completely f*** it up for them. They'll get upset and say that's not what I ordered but tough shit, I didn't ask for Ridge Holland to be on my favorite television show either. You don't always get what you want in life, now eat your stupid dawn dish soap parfait that'll be $6.50. You want to speak to my manager, I am the manager. Get my feet off the counter? Stop looking at my feet Snitsky.
After a few hours of being petulant and sassy, you probably will want to make the orders correctly. You can unlock new items to decorate your shop with, expensive toppings (an additional homosexual term) and much more. It was originally a free game way back in the day but the deluxe Steam edition port is worth it because it is cheap and really fun in that type of Lemonade Stand way except ice cream is better than lemonade. Right now my character has a bunch of patriotic clothes so I get a bonus serving patriotic ice cream concoctions. This is all leading to the 4th of July where I will hand out free firecrackers with each purchase. Be there or don't, you might not want to.
It is a lonely life ruling the world and being in charge of the brownie pieces and sprinkles. Maybe you will get them, maybe you'll get cement. The only way to find out is to play Papa's Freezeria Deluxe and see if the skies look fondly upon you or will you be sentenced to 10 years inside a Golden Spoon to atone for your customer service misdeeds. The world is mine.
Play Papa's Freezeria Deluxe and tune in next week for the 6th NXT approved game!"