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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 4, 2007 0:50:09 GMT -5
Yeah, I dig her. NOTE: If I were a lesser man i would have started a thread celebrating 6700 posts. I am above that though. Real men delete their post counts. real men have been turned down in there request for a negative post count
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Post by The Raven on Jan 4, 2007 0:50:19 GMT -5
I'm back. What did everyone think of my act one(hater is the only one who gave any feedback) for "Texarkana"? Should I repost it? Sure.
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Post by shemmy86 on Jan 4, 2007 0:50:50 GMT -5
Yeah, I dig her. NOTE: If I were a lesser man i would have started a thread celebrating 6700 posts. I am above that though. Real men delete their post counts. Too much of an attachment to this old one originated on March 2005 when they started up this board. I put some hard work into this one, much like that old junker you get as a first car.
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Post by The Raven on Jan 4, 2007 0:51:01 GMT -5
Her name is Kari Byron, and she is your queen. BOW! For some reason I read that like it said bow, as in bow staff. ....
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 4, 2007 0:51:26 GMT -5
DUKE YOU'RE BACK, HOW YA DOIN BITCH, AND REPOST IT, I DON'T REMEMBER IT NOW, IT WAS GOOD BUT THATS ALL I CAN RECALL, AND WHY AM I STILL YELLING
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 4, 2007 0:52:02 GMT -5
Her name is Kari Byron, and she is your queen. BOW! For some reason I read that like it said bow, as in bow staff. .... thats Bo Staff, no w in the name of the staff
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Post by shemmy86 on Jan 4, 2007 0:52:11 GMT -5
DUKE YOU'RE BACK, HOW YA DOIN Hootie Hoo!, AND REPOST IT, I DON'T REMEMBER IT NOW, IT WAS GOOD BUT THATS ALL I CAN RECALL, AND WHY AM I STILL YELLING YELLING IS A HEALTHY WAY TO CLEANSE YOUR PROSTATE AND COLON.
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Post by The Line on Jan 4, 2007 0:52:30 GMT -5
ok. scene one of Texarkana: A Film Noir Story If you guys can come up with a better(serious) protagonist name, I'd love it.
[the scene comes up on a dirt road, just outside of Texarkana, on the Texas side. A young man, Jack Davis, the protagonist, is driving, and he see's the flashing of an unmarked cop-car's dashboard-mounted light in his review mirror]
Jack: (slightly under his breath) Damn!
[Jack pulls over,and the cop pulls in behind him. The cop exits his car, and walks towards Jack]
Jack: Officer, what seems to be the problem?
Officer: I think you know.
Jack: Obviously I don't, otherwise I wouldn't ask.
Officer: Oh, looks like we have a wise-guy here. (walks around to the back of the car, out of view of the camera. The sound of plastic breaking is heard. He walks back in the frame.) Appears you have a busted tail light. I'm gonna have to run your plates. New York plates. You're not from around here, are you?
Jack: Obviously not.
Officer: Ok, just shut up. Get out of the car, and put your hands on the hood of the car.
Jack:(exiting his vehicle) I think what your doing is against the law!
Officer: All the law I need is right here(draws beretta. The officer walks back to the cop car, and comes back after a few seconds). Seems you have quite a record up in New York.
Jack: That was a long time ago. I served my time. I am a changed man.
Officer: Thats not a chance I am willing to take. Now I've got to go get something out of the car. You stay here with your hands on the hood.(The officer goes back to his car again, and turns off his engine and his police light.)
Jack: (facing the officer) I think you should leave that on.
Officer: I said leave your hands on the hood of the car! Now do it, before I give you a lead buffet. (Draws gun and puts it to Jack's head). Scum like you isn't worth the metal. (The officer pistol whips Jack, knocking him out. The officer gives Jack a kick to the ribs and leaves. The camera changes to an overhead shot of Jack lying face down in a pool of his own blood, and fades out as the title appears on screen)
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 4, 2007 0:53:18 GMT -5
She's part girl, she's part boy. She's got parts everyone can enjoy.
She's got more, she's got less. She's got her manhood tucked in her dress.
Is she a mister, or is she a miss? Does she stand up when she's taking a piss? She's my little girl, yea, she's my little guy. When I try to please I get poked in the eye.
She wears lace and she wears flannel. She watches football and the Lifetime Channel.
What's that bulge under her nightie? It must be hermaphrodite.
Somethings are white, somethings are black. Some girls wear make-up, mine shaves her back.
She is still beautiful, she is still fine. It's too bad her package is bigger than mine.
She can't help her imperfections, she gets jock itch from her yeast infections. Who stole all my tightie whities? It must be hermaphrodite.
Yea, hermaphrodite
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 4, 2007 0:53:54 GMT -5
DAMN, Duke! Good work so far.
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Post by The Raven on Jan 4, 2007 0:54:34 GMT -5
That sounds familiar.....
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Post by Chilly McFreeze on Jan 4, 2007 0:54:40 GMT -5
Her name is Kari Byron, and she is your queen. BOW! For some reason I read that like it said bow, as in bow staff. .... This post brought to you by - BoFlex. There's only one way to get a BoFlex body. 1-800-4-BoFlex.
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Post by The Line on Jan 4, 2007 0:55:31 GMT -5
and in the backround of this scene, I'm going to have "Bang Bang My Baby Shot me Down" play. Here is the crappy live version. youtube.com/watch?v=k3V2mhhBeEg
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Post by The Line on Jan 4, 2007 0:56:00 GMT -5
That sounds familiar..... my scene or Jake's song
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 4, 2007 0:56:25 GMT -5
duke, you're a genius, can't wait to see what you do in hollywood
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Post by The Line on Jan 4, 2007 0:56:37 GMT -5
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Post by The Raven on Jan 4, 2007 0:57:41 GMT -5
That sounds familiar..... my scene or Jake's song Your scene. The busted tail lights seems to remind me of something.
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Post by shemmy86 on Jan 4, 2007 0:58:55 GMT -5
I'm tired as hell, goodnight guys.
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Post by The Raven on Jan 4, 2007 0:59:28 GMT -5
See ya Shem.
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Jan 4, 2007 1:00:55 GMT -5
Mythbusters is on, finally.
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