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Post by "The Natural" Bustin Loads on Jun 9, 2024 23:05:01 GMT -5
I don't care if Booker sucks. He's a blessing. Booker is the mezcal of commentary; the addictive essence distilled inside a bottle with decorative brainworms or scorpions. What is that essence you ask? Confusion, arousal and surprise.
Where else could you get these lines?
In the middle of some match: "ever see that show about angels? devils and angels? Angels like 'you didn't do it' but the other says YOU DID man"
On Eddy Thorpe: "Geronimo is ROLLING OVA in his grave"
On Thea Hail: "She's going to a university named Womanhood"
On Gigi: "GIGI DA ENFORCAH"
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Post by Nosnorb on Jun 9, 2024 23:05:09 GMT -5
As the 3rd show, NXT should mirror the commentary team for AEW Rampage. Which means instead of Tony Schiavone, Excalibur and Matt Menard, you get Michael Cole, Corey Graves and either Rey Mysterio or Rikishi.
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Jun 9, 2024 23:07:14 GMT -5
I don't care if Booker sucks. He's a blessing. Booker is the mezcal of commentary; the addictive essence distilled inside a bottle with decorative brainworms or scorpions. What is that essence you ask? Confusion, arousal and surprise. Where else could you get these lines? In the middle of some match: "ever see that show about angels? devils and angels? Angels like 'you didn't do it' but the other says YOU DID man" On Eddy Thorpe: "Geronimo is ROLLING OVA in his grave" On Thea Hail: "She's going to a university named Womanhood" On Gigi: "GIGI DA ENFORCAH" Remember that time he randomly told Michael Cole he had a dream that Cole died?
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Jun 9, 2024 23:07:58 GMT -5
I don’t mind Booker either but seriously guys, he is gonna snap. Vic is gonna be called peasant any day now.
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Post by gritizen on Jun 9, 2024 23:07:59 GMT -5
I don't care if Booker sucks. He's a blessing. Booker is the mezcal of commentary; the addictive essence distilled inside a bottle with decorative brainworms or scorpions. What is that essence you ask? Confusion, arousal and surprise. Where else could you get these lines? In the middle of some match: "ever see that show about angels? devils and angels? Angels like 'you didn't do it' but the other says YOU DID man" On Eddy Thorpe: "Geronimo is ROLLING OVA in his grave" On Thea Hail: "She's going to a university named Womanhood" On Gigi: "GIGI DA ENFORCAH" Remember how boring and lifeless the commentary was when Booker was out and it was Vic & Byron. For all of Booker's faults, he was a huge help in getting Trick over. That alone is more than most commentators would add to a show.
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Jun 9, 2024 23:13:31 GMT -5
I don't care if Booker sucks. He's a blessing. Booker is the mezcal of commentary; the addictive essence distilled inside a bottle with decorative brainworms or scorpions. What is that essence you ask? Confusion, arousal and surprise. Where else could you get these lines? In the middle of some match: "ever see that show about angels? devils and angels? Angels like 'you didn't do it' but the other says YOU DID man" On Eddy Thorpe: "Geronimo is ROLLING OVA in his grave" On Thea Hail: "She's going to a university named Womanhood" On Gigi: "GIGI DA ENFORCAH" Remember how boring and lifeless the commentary was when Booker was out and it was Vic & Byron. For all of Booker's faults, he was a huge help in getting Trick over. That alone is more than most commentators would add to a show. It's like how I helped turn Lexis King into the most beloved NXT superstar on FAN.
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Post by "Evil Brood" Jackson Vanik on Jun 9, 2024 23:14:15 GMT -5
Booker is far too horny and Vic sounds like a programmed video game commentator. They also seem to legit hate each other which isn't great.
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Post by "The Natural" Bustin Loads on Jun 9, 2024 23:17:27 GMT -5
I don’t mind Booker either but seriously guys, he is gonna snap. Vic is gonna be called peasant any day now. Vic and Booker coming to blows live on air would be the best moment ever. Even if Vic won he'd never live down his voice breaking before the headset muffles
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Jun 9, 2024 23:22:40 GMT -5
I don’t mind Booker either but seriously guys, he is gonna snap. Vic is gonna be called peasant any day now. Vic and Booker coming to blows live on air would be the best moment ever. Even if Vic won he'd never live down his voice breaking before the headset muffles Booker: “SHUCKY DUCKY DIE BITCH” Vic: “MY WORD I HATE YOU”
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Jun 9, 2024 23:26:11 GMT -5
Vic and Booker coming to blows live on air would be the best moment ever. Even if Vic won he'd never live down his voice breaking before the headset muffles Booker: “SHUCKY DUCKY DIE BITCH” Vic: “MY WORD I HATE YOU” *during a cage match* Vic: "Hey Book does this bring back any memories for you?"
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Post by gritizen on Jun 9, 2024 23:31:34 GMT -5
I haven't be able to use this gif yet, feels like a perfect time for it.
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Jun 9, 2024 23:32:36 GMT -5
Booker: “SHUCKY DUCKY DIE BITCH” Vic: “MY WORD I HATE YOU” *during a cage match* Vic: "Hey Book does this bring back any memories for you?" Vic: “you enjoying this Josh Briggs and Joe Coffey match?” * Booker picks up Vic and launches him into the inside of a locker * Booker: “HOWS IT FEEL TO BE BACK HOME OH YEAH”
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Post by gritizen on Jun 9, 2024 23:34:10 GMT -5
This is a YouTube channel that exists.
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Post by "The Natural" Bustin Loads on Jun 9, 2024 23:37:06 GMT -5
This is a YouTube channel that exists. I was literally about to link the third video for the "Bitchslap! Sometimes I feel like doing that to you sometimes" line lol
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Jun 9, 2024 23:37:18 GMT -5
This is a YouTube channel that exists. Where are all of the funny Vic Joseph moments videos?
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Jun 9, 2024 23:41:06 GMT -5
It's only page 2 and we're already turning what was supposed to be a negative thread into a positive one. I'm even looking forward to hearing these two argue on Tuesday now. Wtf.
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Post by gritizen on Jun 9, 2024 23:42:02 GMT -5
It's only page 2 and we're already turning what was supposed to be a negative thread into a positive one. I'm even looking forward to hearing these two argue on Tuesday now. Wtf. You should've just left it as a Vic hate thread.
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Jun 9, 2024 23:43:29 GMT -5
It's only page 2 and we're already turning what was supposed to be a negative thread into a positive one. I'm even looking forward to hearing these two argue on Tuesday now. Wtf. You should've just left it as a Vic hate thread. I just can't keep hate in my heart anymore. I've gone soft. It sucks.
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Jun 9, 2024 23:43:29 GMT -5
This is a YouTube channel that exists. these just remind me of how much this guy hates the new day and the blade/enofe tag team lmao the latter would be doing some crazy shit and Booker is just like “these guys should f*** off”
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Post by Chiral on Jun 9, 2024 23:45:00 GMT -5
I wonder if Vic and Booker actually don't like each other or if it's another dumb work like that feud Booker and Corey did over podcasts.
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