Sephiroth
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Post by Sephiroth on Jun 12, 2024 15:05:09 GMT -5
I just saw him eat 14 pounds of balonie last month (Kane was there too and ate two pounds). The man is an American hero. He probably knows his championship days might be ending soon, might as well get that bag while he can. Also, vegan hotdogs are just unamerican. Local man ruins lunch meat
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Perd
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Post by Perd on Jun 12, 2024 17:14:14 GMT -5
So, apparently, Netflix will be streaming a hot dog eating contest between Chestn and Kobayshi, on Labor Day.
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Post by Natural Born Farmer on Jun 12, 2024 18:27:36 GMT -5
So, apparently, Netflix will be streaming a hot dog eating contest between Chestn and Kobayshi, on Labor Day. Between that, RAW, and Jake Paul vs. the reigning BKFC King Of Violence (actual championship name), Netflix got all the live sports coups.
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Post by KingPooper on Jun 12, 2024 18:55:11 GMT -5
I guess I’ll be rooting for megabite Ronnie now…
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chrom
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Post by chrom on Jun 12, 2024 19:26:27 GMT -5
I just saw him eat 14 pounds of balonie last month (Kane was there too and ate two pounds). The man is an American hero. He probably knows his championship days might be ending soon, might as well get that bag while he can. Also, vegan hotdogs are just unamerican. Whoever suggests Vegan Hotdogs should have their American Citizenship revoked.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jun 12, 2024 20:24:03 GMT -5
Him being banned reminds me of when they banned Kobiyashi in 2010 and he still showed up mid-competition to storm the stage and try to eat hot dogs. Speaking as a Brit, a Japanese man being banned from an international hot dog eating contest and doing a run-in anyway is possibly the most bizarrely American thing in the world.
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chazraps
Wade Wilson
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Post by chazraps on Jun 12, 2024 20:38:49 GMT -5
Him being banned reminds me of when they banned Kobiyashi in 2010 and he still showed up mid-competition to storm the stage and try to eat hot dogs. Speaking as a Brit, a Japanese man being banned from an international hot dog eating contest and doing a run-in anyway is possibly the most bizarrely American thing in the world. This tracks. This definitely tracks.
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Post by willywonka666 on Jun 13, 2024 7:31:39 GMT -5
I can't believe that hot dog eating contests are a thing
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jun 13, 2024 7:33:06 GMT -5
I can't believe that hot dog eating contests are a thing Me either.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jun 13, 2024 12:28:28 GMT -5
I can't believe that hot dog eating contests are a thing I can. Humans are a competitive species, so if there's any activity we can possibly turn into a contest, we're gonna do it. What is wild to me is that you can't enter the bigger ones unless you're signed to a contract with Major League Eating.
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Post by Mrs. Potato Dick on Jun 13, 2024 21:11:21 GMT -5
Dale Gribble will step up and take his place.
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Post by Cry Me a Wiggle on Jun 13, 2024 22:22:58 GMT -5
As a vegetarian for over two decades and a vegan for the past few years, the hot dog was really the first fake meat alternative that came closest to the real thing. Before the chicken nuggets and looong before the Impossible/Beyond Burgers, you could buy a “veggie dog” that was virtually indistinguishable from a pork byproduct hot dog.
Which says more about the consistency of hot dogs than it does what food scientists could do in 2002.
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Post by Alice Syndrome on Jun 14, 2024 7:03:10 GMT -5
I feel like they're actually drawing more attention to Impossible by doing this than they would by just letting him compete.
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Post by Confused Mark Wahlberg on Jun 14, 2024 10:38:54 GMT -5
The only one I can't watch is the mayo eating contest, legit made me physically ill seeing the giant bowls and the mayo bukakke all over their faces.
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Post by Banjo Is Broken on Jun 17, 2024 2:52:10 GMT -5
Wait until they create a brand new hot dog make entirely out of recycled human waste.
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jun 17, 2024 4:20:40 GMT -5
Wait until they create a brand new hot dog make entirely out of recycled human waste. Bold of you to assume this hasn't already happened.
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Cranjis McBasketball
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jun 17, 2024 18:35:13 GMT -5
I can't believe that hot dog eating contests are a thing I can think of nothing more American than gorging on shit and having a foreigner be the best at it while all this takes place on July 4th.
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Post by The Legend of Groose on Jun 17, 2024 19:10:13 GMT -5
Joey is going to join an new competitive eating league owned by the Saudi government. It's like LivGolf but with hotdogs.
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