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Post by johnbarowitz on Jun 12, 2024 16:26:20 GMT -5
For a few years in the nineties, WWE's B pay per views were called In Your House. To promote the first one, WWE had a drawing where the winner got a new house. I think they should do something similar with Clash at the Castle.
It's too late for this year, but for next year's CATC, WWE should give some lucky fan a new castle. This would be a great way to promote the PLE and make one person really happy.
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Jun 12, 2024 16:32:39 GMT -5
False. Nobody is happy living in a castle. They’re always trying to kidnap princesses, eating shitty burgers or actual Borat.
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Jun 12, 2024 16:46:17 GMT -5
Or, what if, we send Oba Femi to conquer a castle and see who can take it away from him?
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Post by government mule on Jun 12, 2024 16:50:04 GMT -5
Sorry, the Saudis already bought Newcastle a few years ago
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Post by Jasper Troy Bolton on Jun 12, 2024 16:51:09 GMT -5
What if it was the Clash In Your Asshole
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Post by government mule on Jun 12, 2024 16:54:35 GMT -5
What if it was the Clash In Your Asshole I'd wait for the sequel, Clash In Your Asshole: Clash Harder
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Post by Zombie Mod on Jun 12, 2024 16:55:24 GMT -5
do you realise how expensive it is to build a castle? 1st you have to scout out the perfect location. 2nd you have buy the land. 3rd you have to hire people to design the castle. 4th you have to build the castle. 5th you have to get geneticists to clone all the mythological animals you need to build myths about the castle. 6th you then have to hire staff for the people living in the castle. 7th you then have to hire more staff due to the mythological animals eating the previous staff. 8th you have to renovate the castle to include defences against time travelling viking and saxon hordes. 9th you have to actually defend the castle, land and staff against said time travelling viking & saxon hordes and rampaging mythological animals looking to snack on everyone. 10th you have to hire more staff to replace staff that didn't survive the defending of the castle. 11th you then have to modernise the castle to have electricity, running water, heating and the internet. 12th you then have to hire lawyers to keep tv historians away from the castle as they will keep trying to do documentaries on the castle. 13th you then finally have to find a way to get rid of the swans that now infest the moat of the castle. 14th you have to figure out how the swans brought the moat that they claim as their own. 15th you have to start again because the swans let spiders into the castle and it's now the property of the spiders and swans.
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Post by Perd on Jun 12, 2024 16:56:27 GMT -5
AEW has a Hardcqstle.
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Post by Friday Night SmackOwn on Jun 12, 2024 17:10:52 GMT -5
What if they literally had a Clash at an actual castle?
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Post by BayleyTiffyCodyCenaJudyHopps on Jun 12, 2024 17:13:27 GMT -5
I can tell you that we’re not having more Clash pre shows at my house, last year everyone ate all the pizza bread and Drew got drunk and then he Claymore kicked a hole in my hall.
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Jun 12, 2024 17:46:17 GMT -5
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Post by clc on Jun 12, 2024 18:08:47 GMT -5
They should also arrange for the surviving members of punk rock band, The Clash to the winners new castle to perform Rock the Casbah. Drew McIntyre can fill in for Joe Strummer. Then it will truly be Clash at the Castle.
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Post by Jumpin' Jesse Walsh on Jun 12, 2024 18:14:21 GMT -5
Cool. I think they should behead somebody.
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Post by wildojinx on Jun 12, 2024 18:21:43 GMT -5
I dont want to know how this poster wants to promote Battleground.
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Post by Big DSR Energy on Jun 12, 2024 18:24:21 GMT -5
If I win, can I just get Dalton Castle? He's dreamy!
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Post by Jumpin' Jesse Walsh on Jun 12, 2024 18:37:37 GMT -5
Every Clash at the Castle, a virgin will be sacrificed on the cross and their blood drank from a golden chalice.
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Post by Citizen Snips on Jun 12, 2024 19:02:30 GMT -5
Look at Nicolas Cage’s filmography. Take note of how many truly atrocious films the man has made, despite his great talent. All of those horrors are because he decided to buy a castle and then realized you never stop paying for a castle.
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Post by A Little Doo Doo on Jun 12, 2024 19:21:36 GMT -5
False. Nobody is happy living in a castle. They’re always trying to kidnap princesses, eating shitty burgers or actual Borat. I dunno, Enya seems pretty happy!
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Post by floundertime on Jun 12, 2024 20:35:09 GMT -5
I'd like to hear your marketing ideas in case they bring back great balls of fire as a PLE
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Post by schma on Jun 12, 2024 21:08:16 GMT -5
Cool. I think they should behead somebody. That would make more sense for the blood money shows.
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