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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Jun 14, 2024 22:57:09 GMT -5
They got a girl who walks around with a katana in NXT. But Katana ain't got no katana.
Why don't they call Sword Girl Katana? She actually has a katana. Makes more sense.
Katana can be Smoke Gun McKenzie.
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Post by ayumidah on Jun 14, 2024 23:06:11 GMT -5
I always assumed it was meant to be a reference of her time on American Ninja Warrior
of course her very helpful explanation of the name change was
“Everyone knows me as Kacy Catanzaro, and that is me. But there are parts of me that people haven’t seen, except maybe Kayden, where I get to do what I want. And that’s like shooting back straight whiskey and letting loose. And Kayden isn’t the only one that can party and shake a little something. That is Katana Chance. And that is the energy that I’ll be bringing to NXT from now on.”
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Jun 14, 2024 23:18:14 GMT -5
I always assumed it was meant to be a reference of her time on American Ninja Warrior of course her very helpful explanation of the name change was “Everyone knows me as Kacy Catanzaro, and that is me. But there are parts of me that people haven’t seen, except maybe Kayden, where I get to do what I want. And that’s like shooting back straight whiskey and letting loose. And Kayden isn’t the only one that can party and shake a little something. That is Katana Chance. And that is the energy that I’ll be bringing to NXT from now on.” That's not... she didn't say anything... those are just words arranged into what looks like sentences, but are not actually...
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Jun 14, 2024 23:41:56 GMT -5
Karmen Petrovic is a pretty boss name, all things considered. Sounds like the love interest in a spy movie.
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Post by Final Countdown Jones on Jun 15, 2024 0:03:56 GMT -5
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Jun 15, 2024 1:02:54 GMT -5
I wish, I f***ing wish, someone had been smart enough to tape every creative meeting. You f***ing know some of the most basic, idiotic explations ever utter had to have been delivered to Vince and Kevin. "Why does she talk like that?" "Well, Kevin. She's from Ireland." "... does she have to be?"
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Post by Jasper Troy Bolton on Jun 15, 2024 1:04:02 GMT -5
I will never forget when they first trademarked the name Katana Chance in the same batch of filings as Alba Fyre and I was terrified that Io Shirai was getting named Katana
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Post by UN PLOMBIER NIGHTMARE #blm on Jun 15, 2024 1:09:01 GMT -5
while you were in the ring, she was home studying the club and sword
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Jun 15, 2024 1:10:57 GMT -5
while you were in the ring, she was home studying the club and sword That sounds bad for a wrestler, we don't want club and sword enthusiasts...
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Post by Xxcjb01xX [PIECE OF: SH-] on Jun 15, 2024 5:41:43 GMT -5
Katana Chance.
You may or may not get sliced by a sword.
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Post by Mozenrath on Jun 15, 2024 6:21:27 GMT -5
Katana with a Chance of Meatballs.
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Post by schma on Jun 15, 2024 7:43:36 GMT -5
...why is your name Twerkin'?
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Post by The Heartbreak TWERK on Jun 15, 2024 11:28:13 GMT -5
...why is your name Twerkin'? Because one time, El Torito was twerkin' and JBL started screaming, "He's twerkin' Maggle! He's twerkin' like a bull!" I do not know how bulls twerk, but that line left an impression on me.
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Post by "The Natural" Bustin Loads on Jun 15, 2024 11:33:29 GMT -5
I will never forget when they first trademarked the name Katana Chance in the same batch of filings as Alba Fyre and I was terrified that Io Shirai was getting named Katana and her new catchphrase "YU DON' HAV' A CHANCE!"
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Post by Lizuka #BLM on Jun 15, 2024 11:35:40 GMT -5
Hey, she might come out carrying a katana at some point. Her name is Katana Chance, not Katana Certainty.
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Post by Jumpin' Jesse Walsh on Jun 15, 2024 11:46:34 GMT -5
Because she’s the princess of Edenia and can do whatever she wants.
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Post by clc on Jun 15, 2024 12:07:38 GMT -5
I didn't like where this was going at first, but Smoke Gun McKenzie really won me over.
I always figured her name was an homage to Hard Target. The 1993 John Woo action classic starring The Muscles from Brussels, the gloriously mulleted Mr. Jean Claude Van Damme as Chance Boudreaux. Who can forget the classic exchange, "What kind of a name is Chance?" "Well...my mamma took one."
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Jun 15, 2024 12:09:01 GMT -5
this should be her new theme is what you are saying
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Post by A Platypus Rave is Correct on Jun 15, 2024 12:27:52 GMT -5
I will never forget when they first trademarked the name Katana Chance in the same batch of filings as Alba Fyre and I was terrified that Io Shirai was getting named Katana I remember that being what everyone seemed to think.
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Post by MrElijah on Jun 15, 2024 12:33:44 GMT -5
Luca: I'll see you in court. HBK: You motherf***er, I'll see you in hell!! Leave me alone! Get a job!
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