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Post by The Line on Jan 3, 2007 19:41:21 GMT -5
ok. scene one. If you guys can come up with a better(serious) protagonist name, I'd love it.
[the scene comes up on a dirt road, just outside of Texarkana, on the Texas side. A young man, Jack Davis, the protagonist, is driving, and he see's the flashing of an unmarked cop-car's dashboard-mounted light in his review mirror]
Jack: (slightly under his breath) Damn!
[Jack pulls over,and the cop pulls in behind him. The cop exits his car, and walks towards Jack]
Jack: Officer, what seems to be the problem?
Officer: I think you know.
Jack: Obviously I don't, otherwise I wouldn't ask.
Officer: Oh, looks like we have a wise-guy here. (walks around to the back of the car, out of view of the camera. The sound of plastic breaking is heard. He walks back in the frame.) Appears you have a busted tail light. I'm gonna have to run your plates. New York plates. You're not from around here, are you?
Jack: Obviously not.
Officer: Ok, just shut up. Get out of the car, and put your hands on the hood of the car.
Jack:(exiting his vehicle) I think what your doing is against the law!
Officer: All the law I need is right here(draws beretta. The officer walks back to the cop car, and comes back after a few seconds). Seems you have quite a record up in New York.
Jack: That was a long time ago. I served my time. I am a changed man.
Officer: Thats not a chance I am willing to take. Now I've got to go get something out of the car. You stay here with your hands on the hood.(The officer goes back to his car again, and turns off his engine and his police light.)
Jack: (facing the officer) I think you should leave that on.
Officer: I said leave your hands on the hood of the car! Now do it, before I give you a lead buffet. (Draws gun and puts it to Jack's head). Scum like you isn't worth the metal. (The officer pistol whips Jack, knocking him out. The officer gives Jack a kick to the ribs and leaves. The camera changes to an overhead shot, and fades out as the title appears on screen)
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Post by iwchater on Jan 3, 2007 19:43:55 GMT -5
ok. scene one. If you guys can come up with a better(serious) protagonist name, I'd love it. [the scene comes up on a dirt road, just outside of Texarkana, on the Texas side. A young man, Jack Davis, the protagonist, is driving, and he see's the flashing of an unmarked cop-car's dashboard-mounted light in his review mirror] Jack: (slightly under his breath) Damn! [Jack pulls over,and the cop pulls in behind him. The cop exits his car, and walks towards Jack] Jack: Officer, what seems to be the problem? Officer: I think you know. Jack: Obviously I don't, otherwise I wouldn't ask. Officer: Oh, looks like we have a wise-guy here. (walks around to the back of the car, out of view of the camera. The sound of plastic breaking is heard. He walks back in the frame.) Appears you have a busted tail light. I'm gonna have to run your plates. New York plates. You're not from around here, are you? Jack: Obviously not. Officer: Ok, just shut up. Get out of the car, and put your hands on the hood of the car. Jack:(exiting his vehicle) I think what your doing is against the law! Officer: All the law I need is right here(draws beretta. The officer walks back to the cop car, and comes back after a few seconds). Seems you have quite a record up in New York. Jack: That was a long time ago. I served my time. I am a changed man. Officer: Thats not a chance I am willing to take. Now I've got to go get something out of the car. You stay here with your hands on the hood.(The officer goes back to his car again, and turns off his engine and his police light.) Jack: (facing the officer) I think you should leave that on. Officer: I said leave your hands on the hood of the car! Now do it, before I give you a lead buffet. (Draws gun and puts it to Jack's head). Scum like you isn't worth the metal. (The officer pistol whips Jack, knocking him out. The officer gives Jack a kick to the ribs and leaves. The camera changes to an overhead shot, and fades out as the title appears on screen) That's badass for a beginning,but keep going, I'm interested now.
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Jan 3, 2007 19:46:00 GMT -5
Let's end this! We want peace! Simple peace! *Pulls out stinger missile launcher.* Whoooooo's with me?! Depends What do adult diapers have to do with this conversation? I agree with (Un)Great Khali
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 3, 2007 19:46:57 GMT -5
What do adult diapers have to do with this conversation? I agree with (Un)Great Khali like I said, he adds nothing, he's just a douche
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iwchater
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Post by iwchater on Jan 3, 2007 19:47:48 GMT -5
What do adult diapers have to do with this conversation? I agree with (Un)Great Khali I agree with Khali as well...Is that how u spell the adult diapers brand??? Also i just might need him with the conclusion he made....
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Jan 3, 2007 19:47:51 GMT -5
What do adult diapers have to do with this conversation? I agree with (Un)Great Khali like I said, he adds nothing, he's just a douche Or is he a turd?
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2007 19:48:49 GMT -5
like I said, he adds nothing, he's just a douche Or is he a turd? ...sandwich? ;D
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iwchater
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Post by iwchater on Jan 3, 2007 19:49:19 GMT -5
What do adult diapers have to do with this conversation? I agree with (Un)Great Khali like I said, he adds nothing, he's just a douche I add my two cents. & ppl enjoy the occasional vids i put up. & no body else calls me a deuche or f***tard than u. How the f*** do u explain that??
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Jan 3, 2007 19:50:14 GMT -5
Hellz yeah. Or he could be like the Canadian, Scott
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Post by iwchater on Jan 3, 2007 19:50:15 GMT -5
Since when am i a turd sandwich?
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Post by The QC Loser on Jan 3, 2007 19:51:50 GMT -5
Everyone stop fighting i can't take the screaming "runs out of room crying"
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 3, 2007 19:52:43 GMT -5
like I said, he adds nothing, he's just a douche I add my two cents. & ppl enjoy the occasional vids i put up. & no body else calls me a deuche or hugtard than u. How the hug do u explain that?? no, everyone else calls you a nuisince and a semitroll, and other such things, I'm just more direct about it
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Jan 3, 2007 19:52:54 GMT -5
Since when am i a turd sandwich? Im asking the Scott Hall mark
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2007 19:52:57 GMT -5
Since when am i a turd sandwich? Since I hoped that maybe Muffinbottom would get the reference. And he did. Anyways, I'm not the true boss here, but I'll lead by example: iwchater, Jake, lay down your arms. Quiet down, both of you. No, that doesn't mean to stop chatting, but quit with the petty insults and childish behavior. IT DOES NO ONE ANY FAVORS.
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Post by mcclanahan on Jan 3, 2007 19:54:27 GMT -5
tell me people, who's the highest ranked in here, thats right, it's me, now then, we shall continue the senceless insults until someone that outranks me tells me to quit
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Jan 3, 2007 19:55:52 GMT -5
Since when am i a turd sandwich? Since I hoped that maybe Muffinbottom would get the reference. And he did. Anyways, I'm not the true boss here, but I'll lead by example: iwchater, Jake, lay down your arms. Quiet down, both of you. No, that doesn't mean to stop chatting, but quit with the petty insults and childish behavior. IT DOES NO ONE ANY FAVORS. I second this man. Im like the Daivari to his Great Khali
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Post by iwchater on Jan 3, 2007 19:55:53 GMT -5
Since when am i a turd sandwich? Since I hoped that maybe Muffinbottom would get the reference. And he did. Anyways, I'm not the true boss here, but I'll lead by example: iwchater, Jake, lay down your arms. Quiet down, both of you. No, that doesn't mean to stop chatting, but quit with the petty insults and childish behavior. IT DOES NO ONE ANY FAVORS. Coooooooosfraba.... Coooooooosfraba.... Coooooooosfraba.... Wait, I'm being called a nuinsence? Since when? Coooooooosfraba.... Coooooooosfraba.... Coooooooosfraba....
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Post by iwchater on Jan 3, 2007 19:57:17 GMT -5
Since I hoped that maybe Muffinbottom would get the reference. And he did. Anyways, I'm not the true boss here, but I'll lead by example: iwchater, Jake, lay down your arms. Quiet down, both of you. No, that doesn't mean to stop chatting, but quit with the petty insults and childish behavior. IT DOES NO ONE ANY FAVORS. I second this man. Im like the Daivari to his Great Khali That ain't a bad thing is it? Kinda like Spankmac is Raven, while I'm Cassidy Riley.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2007 19:57:56 GMT -5
Since I hoped that maybe Muffinbottom would get the reference. And he did. Anyways, I'm not the true boss here, but I'll lead by example: iwchater, Jake, lay down your arms. Quiet down, both of you. No, that doesn't mean to stop chatting, but quit with the petty insults and childish behavior. IT DOES NO ONE ANY FAVORS. I second this man. Im like the Daivari to his Great Khali Good, so that's two for the "Act our age" plan.
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Post by The Scuba Guy on Jan 3, 2007 19:58:11 GMT -5
I second this man. Im like the Daivari to his Great Khali That ain't a bad thing is it? Kinda like Spankmac is Raven, while I'm Cassidy Riley. Exactly
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